Selena Gomez is 18!

[Rama]

grinds my gears. 

Ohhhhhhhhh she said it!

[B E C K]

Blame Zero.  It seems every other time I look at a FB post by him, he's typed it in somewhere.

[Faye Valentine]

Vanessa looks like a bitch and a skank.  And I've thought that before those leaks.  Now, she could be the nicest, sweetest girl in the world (and we've well established that she ain't the brightest, heh), but there's something about her that really turns me off.  Her face has this constant, really smug "tee hee, I've just shat in your coffee" expression that really grinds my gears.  You guys have to share Selena but you can keep that one.

Omg I cant stand that hoe Vanessa. Not only is she ugly and with a bad body, but she's SOOO her "bf"'s beard.

[B E C K]

Beard?  What wrong with the beard?  Does it look like dirt or pubes?

[Faye Valentine]

No. With beard i mean that hes gay and shes his cover up

[blanktoe]

Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards? Ya'll fine for all of this hate on hate CRIME! STOP THE MADNESS!

[B E C K]

No. With beard i mean that hes gay and shes his cover up

OHHHHH, ho ho ho!  A "beard".  Ha.  *wink*  Okay, gotcha.

Why do you broads hate on other good looking boards?

Becaue I don't think she's good looking.  Selena, her bff Demi, and Emma Watson are hot and cute.  I don't hate on them.  And then there's my latest girl-crush, Jillain Michaels.

[blanktoe]

You would really choose that prune face over these dimples?

[B E C K]

Her face looks like the Grinch's in that second pic.

[Fiero]

I like no one of the last three pictures posted in the thread.

[B E C K]

Post someone you do.

[Rama]

My current hard on is still for Rosario Dawson. I'll make sure you all know when that changes.

[Fiero]

Oh! Good choice!

[Rama]

I know right. It has been so since Clerks 2 came out. I liked her before that, but that movie shot her into slot number 1.

[Max Con]

[Fiero]

Watching her breasts bounce while she danced atop the restaurant possessed me.

[Derrick]

[blanktoe]

[Fiero]

Yes, no, no, yes.

[Max Con]

Rihanna would be alright if she'd stop going out of her way to have the most retarded hairstyle possible.

[Derrick]

Rihanna would be alright if she'd stop going out of her way to have the most retarded hairstyle possible.

Agreed. When she was on SNL I did crush on her, BUT the hair and clothes reminded me of when I would watch SNL from the '80s and I wouldn't know who the fuck the music act was. That said, I'd hit it. Not like that faggot Chris Brown, either.

[Sam]

Alicia Keyes being married makes me sad.  It is far less likely now that we will meet, I'll sweep her off her feet, and we'll have naughty time.

That Rosario animated gif with the fuck me eyes is amazing.

That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

[Derrick]

That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

Homosexual. That is all.

[Sam]

That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

Homosexual. That is all.

Pedophile.  That is all.

[B E C K]

Concur.  But she is cuuuuute!

[Derrick]

That Selena chick still looks 12 and lusting after her is pretty gross.

Homosexual. That is all.

Pedophile.  That is all.

I think you mean straight pederast, but still it's better than being a sissy froo froo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[Sam]

Concur.  But she is cuuuuute!

Oh, no doubt, she's cute.  But she's cute like my little sister when she was a kid.

[Derrick]

I'd bang your little sister then, but not you. Stop sending those pics.

[Bad Ass Pac Man]

Sorry, that was me.

[Derrick]

Kinda looks like FIU.