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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #30 on: Jul 27, 2010, 02:22:25 PM »
She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?

Seriously?  You're taking D's schtick?

Enjoying a young-looking woman isn't pedophelia. NOW lusting after actual 12-year olds is a negative. If she's legal and willing, who gives a damn?

That said, biologically 12 is the perfect age.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #31 on: Jul 27, 2010, 03:06:10 PM »
Studies show women are the most attractive at 30.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #32 on: Jul 27, 2010, 03:47:34 PM »
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #33 on: Jul 27, 2010, 03:57:02 PM »
Is it not?
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #34 on: Jul 27, 2010, 07:35:43 PM »
Studies show women are the most attractive at 30.
Not if you're gay.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #35 on: Jul 27, 2010, 07:38:47 PM »
But I am not gay.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #36 on: Jul 27, 2010, 08:50:54 PM »
Did I say you specifically? Why so guilty?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #37 on: Jul 27, 2010, 09:35:38 PM »
hmmmmm .... You... I think I hate you a little.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #38 on: Jul 28, 2010, 06:39:05 AM »
By hate, do you mean homosexually lust after?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #39 on: Jul 28, 2010, 11:18:57 AM »
...... no.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #40 on: Jul 28, 2010, 02:41:24 PM »
:(
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #41 on: Jul 28, 2010, 04:27:24 PM »
But I do not really hate you, either. Just some of the things you say .... they hurt.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #42 on: Jul 28, 2010, 07:28:50 PM »
It's because I am too real. It's my in-your-face attitude and blatant racism that makes me so precious. :tom:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #43 on: Jul 28, 2010, 08:46:55 PM »
You can not be in my face over an expanse of tubes. I do not think of you as precious.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #44 on: Jul 28, 2010, 09:02:59 PM »
Of course you do. Don't be silly and deny the chemistry.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #45 on: Jul 28, 2010, 09:09:21 PM »
* Fiero is denying that there is chemistry.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #46 on: Jul 28, 2010, 09:22:53 PM »
Haters gonna hate.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #47 on: Jul 29, 2010, 05:30:51 AM »
you two are so cute together.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #48 on: Jul 29, 2010, 05:43:14 AM »
:D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #49 on: Jul 29, 2010, 08:34:35 AM »
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That said, biologically 12 is the perfect age.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #50 on: Jul 29, 2010, 10:37:36 AM »
He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #51 on: Jul 29, 2010, 10:56:38 AM »
He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.
Perverts Monthly is hardly nothing.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #52 on: Jul 29, 2010, 12:15:40 PM »
No, I would say that is hardly something.
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #53 on: Jul 29, 2010, 03:17:09 PM »
I'll bring it up at the next conference. They hold it at the Heiress-Whore next to Raisins.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #54 on: Jul 30, 2010, 06:21:48 PM »
He has nothing to back him up. Women being best at 30 is supported by studies.

Yep, my mirror.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #55 on: Jul 31, 2010, 12:36:34 AM »
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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #56 on: Aug 05, 2010, 05:52:54 AM »
Back to pretty young thangs for a minute...Vanessa Hudgens is way hotter than Selena Gomez.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/tuesday-afternoon-headlines-9/

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #57 on: Aug 05, 2010, 07:19:11 AM »
I prefer Selena, but Vanessa is definitely hot. I've used those nudes that were 'accidently' leaked. :tom:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #58 on: Aug 05, 2010, 12:46:28 PM »
Vanessa looks like a bitch and a skank.  And I've thought that before those leaks.  Now, she could be the nicest, sweetest girl in the world (and we've well established that she ain't the brightest, heh), but there's something about her that really turns me off.  Her face has this constant, really smug "tee hee, I've just shat in your coffee" expression that really grinds my gears.  You guys have to share Selena but you can keep that one.

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Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« Reply #59 on: Aug 05, 2010, 01:07:00 PM »
Vanessa is definitely a bitch and I LIKE THAT!