Author Topic: Selena Gomez is 18! (Read 13485 times)

Derrick · « **on:** Jul 22, 2010, 01:34:50 PM »

*fanfare*

Now, where's a vag slips and full-frontal nudity?!

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 02:26:50 PM »

Is this the Avatar chick? I would do her.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 03:03:53 PM »

You're officially gay since you don't know who she is.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 03:09:58 PM »

If she was 28 and into geeks I'd be far more excited.

Plus I don't want Jonas sloppy seconds.

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 05:06:33 PM »

Oh, the wizard chick! Yeah, she can suck my balls anytime.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 05:08:58 PM »

Dont like her BUT she looks better than Miley

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM »

She's a million times better than Miley.

Jonas brothers dont do anything, so she's possibly still pure. Either way, 18 is still young enough that she shouldn't be too sullied.

Now, look at pics of Britney Spears and I'd honestly rather fuck the Mom from Weeds. Mmmmmmm.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 07:49:40 PM »

OMFG I LOVE Mary-Louise Parker. A lot of hot Mexican women on that show, too. I fucking love it.

Unless you are talking about Elizabeth Perkins, then, uh, whatever floats your boat, man.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 08:57:10 PM »

Selena is so cute. I hope she doesn't go all hookerish like Britney or trashy like Miley. You know, her mom's like Merla's age. I was all, "hey Merla, you could've had a kid as old as Selena Gomez". And she was all

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 10:31:53 PM »

Is her mom hot?

Max Con · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 23, 2010, 04:46:47 AM »

I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.

God, it's never not pathetic.

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 23, 2010, 07:44:57 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 22, 2010, 10:31:53 PM

Is her mom hot?

Her show Mom is.

Quote from: Max Con on Jul 23, 2010, 04:46:47 AM

I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.

God, it's never not pathetic.

Ah, I get the double negative. The big difference is, the Olsen twins were ugly as sin and already corrupted and nasty. Selena is wonderful and pure. That said, I hope she does something nude, but tasteful.

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 23, 2010, 03:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 07:44:57 AM

Ah, I get the double negative. The big difference is, the Olsen twins were ugly as sin and already corrupted and nasty. Selena is wonderful and pure. That said, I hope she does something nude, but tasteful.

Like a Naughty America video.

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 23, 2010, 04:36:06 PM »

I prefer Brazzers. Naughty America doesn't do good girl/girl. Nothing beats Girlfriend Films in the Lesbian department. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 24, 2010, 06:28:06 PM »

LOL how were the olsen twins corrupted at 18?

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 01:20:29 AM »

Because they were already brandwhores by 10?

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 03:13:48 AM »

You got it dude!

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 11:44:59 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 25, 2010, 01:20:29 AM

Because they were already brandwhores by 10?

Also, DVDA.

Fiero · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 12:18:20 PM »

Did that happen? Is there video?

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 04:14:44 AM »

It shouldn't matter to you since they're mortal enemies of PETA. Everytime you whack off to the Olsens, a seal gets clubbed.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 08:33:36 AM »

Well many seals are safe as I dispise the Olsen twins and find them as attractive as those troll dolls.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 10:44:24 AM »

Fuck I hate PETA. How the fuck does that help anyone? Fucking hate mongering is all it is.

I will do what I can to influence my personal circle, because that is really the only place influence really matters.

Sam · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 10:53:36 AM »

She looks like she's 12.

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 11:39:57 AM »

Shut up Sam.

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 06:13:33 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Jul 26, 2010, 10:53:36 AM

She looks like she's 12.

You say it like a negative?

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 07:29:35 PM »

I just realized, looking back at that picture, that the guy behind her hand looks shopped in. What's with that? Dude looks totally flat.

I also just realized the picture is named "tuned 18".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 07:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 25, 2010, 11:44:59 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 25, 2010, 01:20:29 AM
Because they were already brandwhores by 10?
Also, DVDA.

Whats that?

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 08:45:12 PM »

Double vaginal double anal.

Sam · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 10:20:41 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 26, 2010, 06:13:33 PM

Quote from: Sam on Jul 26, 2010, 10:53:36 AM
She looks like she's 12.
You say it like a negative?

Seriously? You're taking D's schtick?

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 12:22:11 PM »

Well D isn't around enough, someone has to do it.