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Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« on: Jul 20, 2010, 09:58:24 AM »
May he enjoy his fried chicken, his grits, and his X-box Live. :happybirthday:

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #1 on: Jul 20, 2010, 11:57:14 AM »
yeah, happy birthday and all that good shit.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #2 on: Jul 20, 2010, 12:59:03 PM »
Hooray for July birthdays.
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #3 on: Jul 20, 2010, 01:11:02 PM »
You are just my favorite kind of person, BECK.
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #4 on: Jul 20, 2010, 01:27:17 PM »
And that's how it should be!  :mad:

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #5 on: Jul 20, 2010, 01:57:10 PM »
MMMMMMMM homo erotic cake.


I mean Happy Birthday. '__'

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #6 on: Jul 20, 2010, 06:24:53 PM »
I... do want a piece with delicious nipple on it.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #7 on: Jul 21, 2010, 07:01:00 AM »
Who doesn't?  That's the best part!

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #8 on: Jul 21, 2010, 04:52:09 PM »
Happy birthday tampon

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #9 on: Jul 22, 2010, 04:49:12 AM »
You, like, weren't even around for that. How could you know?
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #10 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:15:02 AM »
There's a number of ways she could've found out about Holy Hero Tapioca.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #11 on: Jul 22, 2010, 02:20:41 PM »
Maybe she was lurk moaring.
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #12 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:14:45 PM »
How come almost everytime someone does a post about a member that hasn't been here for a while, suddenly he/she appears and comments? Do they have email notification or something, or its just ESP?

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #13 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:19:24 PM »
Well, it is his birthday. Maybe he just knows Beck would post a birthday thread.
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #14 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:39:53 PM »
I deserve more credit than that!
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #15 on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:49:31 PM »
I ain't no loan bank.
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #16 on: Jul 22, 2010, 07:38:48 PM »
I am. Though just make sure you pay.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #17 on: Jul 22, 2010, 09:08:07 PM »
How come almost everytime someone does a post about a member that hasn't been here for a while, suddenly he/she appears and comments? Do they have email notification or something, or its just ESP?

He was here before I posted his birthday thread.  I had been waiting to post his birthday thread and was pretty surprised when I came by and realized he had come back just in time.

For toe's birthday thread, I actually linked it from Facebook.  No ESP needed there either.

Also, I've posted a few b-day threads where the person never comes by at all, like for Zero.  The board doesn't notify anyone to my knowledge.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #18 on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:48:05 AM »
It's no secret I come and go. I do my best to wait until Nuri couldn't possibly miss me anymore, and then surprise her with a visit.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #19 on: Jul 23, 2010, 07:47:36 AM »
So, Valtrex supresses you?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #20 on: Jul 23, 2010, 11:38:06 PM »
Unfortunately.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #21 on: Jul 24, 2010, 04:40:57 AM »
I've built up an immunity.
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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #22 on: Jul 24, 2010, 06:32:18 PM »


Also, I've posted a few b-day threads where the person never comes by at all, like for Zero.  The board doesn't notify anyone to my knowledge.
You've never done a thread for MY birthday :-(

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #23 on: Jul 25, 2010, 01:21:59 AM »
You're only 9 and I don't want to be marked as a pedophile.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #24 on: Jul 25, 2010, 03:20:06 AM »
Tooooo late.

I reported you.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #25 on: Jul 26, 2010, 04:30:19 AM »
ARRRRGH!

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #26 on: Jul 26, 2010, 12:40:34 PM »
Now, go put the sign in your front yard so the school children avoid your house at all cost.


Not sure that's really a bad thing actually.

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Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« Reply #27 on: Jul 26, 2010, 07:56:32 PM »
Shit I want one for my home too plz.