Author Topic: Why, it's like they're taking a shit in the row right in front of me! (Read 8954 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 20, 2010, 03:32:56 PM »

Hulk did it before Grimlock puny human!

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 20, 2010, 04:27:26 PM »

Pssssssssssh

Derrick · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 20, 2010, 06:27:50 PM »

I'm reminded of that awful comic from 4chan where the Hulk goes crazy and rapes only the male super heroes. 4chan is filled with homoeroticism. I find it funny.

The D · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 20, 2010, 08:49:33 PM »

You know that 3D has been WAY overdone when THIS SHIT happens:

BRB, going to go become an hero. D:

Fiero · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 20, 2010, 09:21:19 PM »

I want to watch the Piranha movie. I think it is the closest to 3D pr0n we will have for awhile.

Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 20, 2010, 10:14:40 PM »

3D Titties.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 01:21:12 AM »

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2010/07/mark-ruffalo-hulk.html

So Ruffalo is the Hulk then? Ho hum?

Fiero · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 11:28:12 AM »

Yep. And Nathan Fillion is Ant Man.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 11:46:27 AM »

...Ant Man?

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 12:19:31 PM »

Hank Pym AKA Ant Man, Giant Man, Yellowjacket (I think), etc.

Max Con · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 02:31:05 PM »

Fillion isn't Ant Man. It doesn't even look like Ant Man or Wasp will be in the movie.

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 03:32:51 PM »

Damn it. It was not a joke when I read it.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 04:11:26 AM »

RAAAAIIIDDDDD!? *BOOM!!!!*

blanktoe · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 05:34:50 AM »

let's talk about Thor...http://io9.com/5599251/chell-out-the-full-thor-trailer-and-get-hammered

It looks like expensive shit! What say you?

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 08:20:04 AM »

I say EW. Corny dialogue. Corny acting. Couldn't be bothered to build a single set they could use CG for instead. Thor looks like a squinty-eyed red neck with badly bleached orange hair. It looks like he was directed to use some sort of fucked-up British accent because of course his people sound British *eyeroll* but is too Australian to pull it off and comes out sounding misplaced like Eric Bana in Troy. Some of the side characters look cool. Portman appears to hold her own. Other than that, EW. Thor ain't even hot. I'll probably wait for the DVD on this.

Fiero · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 10:50:52 AM »

I enjoyed it, but yeah, the dialogue ...

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 10:53:09 AM »

Black dude as a Norse God is still so wrong. Will Channing Tatum be allowed to play the Black Panther?

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 11:22:46 AM »

I wish Portman wasn't in this. She doesn't really act so much as she just reads her lines. It's like every character she plays is the same character.

Fiero · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 12:17:11 PM »

But she was really excited to work with a blue screen again!

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 03:19:13 PM »

OH ANI!

Hayden was still much worse than she in the St*r WarzzZZ.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 30, 2010, 06:27:11 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 29, 2010, 11:22:46 AM

I wish Portman wasn't in this. She doesn't really act so much as she just reads her lines. It's like every character she plays is the same character.

I actually found her one of the least offensive things but now that you say it, she does play the same damn bitch. What gives?

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 29, 2010, 12:17:11 PM

But she was really excited to work with a blue screen again!

Hee hee. That made me rofl when I read about her saying that. Like, bitch, wut? rly?

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 29, 2010, 10:53:09 AM

Black dude as a Norse God is still so wrong. Will Channing Tatum be allowed to play the Black Panther?

No, it'll be some mixed dude like Vin Diesel. Like how they got a halfling for Chun-Li. Can't have the Black Panther be too black now because then WHIT PPL WONT BE ABL 2 RELATE.

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 31, 2010, 12:06:21 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 30, 2010, 06:27:11 PM

Quote from: Rama on Jul 29, 2010, 11:22:46 AM
I wish Portman wasn't in this. She doesn't really act so much as she just reads her lines. It's like every character she plays is the same character.

I actually found her one of the least offensive things but now that you say it, she does play the same damn bitch. What gives?

Well keep in mind I haven't seen this trailer. I'm basing this solely on having seen Portman in film in the past. Although I'm going out of town next week and the hotel room has the high speed...maybe I'll see it then.

Max Con · « **Reply #52 on:** Aug 01, 2010, 05:29:45 AM »

I hope Foster (Portman) dies in the first 30 minutes so that Thor can just go back to fucking Sif. You know, somebody with a feminine figure.

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Aug 01, 2010, 11:04:32 AM »

Win for Sif being Tammy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.