Author Topic: The Fiero Birthday Thread! (Read 9021 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #60 on:** Aug 04, 2010, 09:33:09 PM »

And knowing is half the bitchslap.

Rama · « **Reply #61 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 01:14:48 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 04, 2010, 07:19:00 PM

That show irritates me but when it's on I can't turn away.

Whale Wars does that to me.

B E C K · « **Reply #62 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 12:15:16 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 04, 2010, 07:34:42 PM

The thing is I had NO FUCKING CLUE beyond a little tiny suspicion about this guy.

What would you have done anyway if you acted upon your suspicion? One person can't save the relationship by himself. No sense in poking hindsight's sweet anus with your finger.

And what, good sir, is Whale Wars?

Rama · « **Reply #63 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 12:33:16 PM »

Unless you want to see if hindsight is into ass play, but tread carefully...if it isn't then that could blow up in your face. Literally.

And Whale Wars is all about a bunch of Save the Whale like hippies on a boat out harassing Japanese whaling boats. Every episode is like this:

"Where is the (insert name here) Maru?"

"Oh there it is...Launch the boats."

"Yeah I'm throwing stink bombs at you Yoshi! Take that!"

"Oh man they got the whale anyway."

That's every episode.

B E C K · « **Reply #64 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 12:50:20 PM »

Damn, that destroyed the vision in my head of whales in armor being pitted against each other. Boo hoo. Where does it come out on?

Rama · « **Reply #65 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 01:18:58 PM »

I think it's on Animal Planet. If not there then it's on Discovery Channel.

And your idea would be much more exciting.

Fiero · « **Reply #66 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 03:36:57 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 05, 2010, 12:15:16 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 04, 2010, 07:34:42 PM
The thing is I had NO FUCKING CLUE beyond a little tiny suspicion about this guy.

What would you have done anyway if you acted upon your suspicion?

Good question. End it first, probably.

B E C K · « **Reply #67 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 04:19:47 PM »

Would that have made you happier? Don't be afraid to say yes. Nobody really wants to be the endee.

Quote from: Rama on Aug 05, 2010, 01:18:58 PM

I think it's on Animal Planet. If not there then it's on Discovery Channel.

And your idea would be much more exciting.

The narwal would always win, too.

Rama · « **Reply #68 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 05:06:04 PM »

Narwals...always plunging their huge bones into things.

B E C K · « **Reply #69 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 06:38:05 PM »

Yeah, they know where it's at.

Fiero · « **Reply #70 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 07:41:49 PM »

It is wherever they put their bone.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #71 on:** Aug 07, 2010, 08:07:25 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 03, 2010, 07:54:28 PM

I just found out the fucking slut bitch is with the guy I suspected, and it was not fucking long after she dumped me. FUCKING CUNT

I am leaving work early to drink.

fuck her mom, sister, aunt and every other woman in her immediate family. YOU NEED BLOOD.

Fiero · « **Reply #72 on:** Aug 07, 2010, 10:45:24 AM »

I could have sworn that I already explained how grotesque her other family members are. Honestly, looking at her now I kind of wonder what I was attracted to anyway. Probably her massive breasts.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #73 on:** Aug 08, 2010, 12:45:12 AM »

Maybe you were drunk the whole time

Fiero · « **Reply #74 on:** Aug 08, 2010, 04:58:03 PM »

Maybe it was another forum. Oh well. Yeah, grotesque. Her mom is nice, but not at all attractive. Her sister is 12 fat, and a bitch.

B E C K · « **Reply #75 on:** Aug 08, 2010, 07:53:19 PM »

What if you put a bag over mom's face?

Fiero · « **Reply #76 on:** Aug 08, 2010, 08:05:06 PM »

That just will not work for me.

B E C K · « **Reply #77 on:** Aug 08, 2010, 08:24:24 PM »

What if you also put a bag over her body?

Rama · « **Reply #78 on:** Aug 08, 2010, 08:47:59 PM »

See you could cut a little hole in it in the front...or in the back. You know, as long as you talk about and are both comfortable with it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #79 on:** Aug 11, 2010, 04:33:30 AM »

In the bag or the mom?

Happy belated, Fiero!

Rama · « **Reply #80 on:** Aug 11, 2010, 10:53:32 AM »

Ew...the bag.

Fiero · « **Reply #81 on:** Aug 11, 2010, 12:15:26 PM »

Thanks Bernie! I missed seeing your cock.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #82 on:** Aug 25, 2010, 09:05:49 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 08, 2010, 08:47:59 PM

See you could cut a little hole in it in the front...or in the back. You know, as long as you talk about and are both comfortable with it.

He can always just turn the lights off

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Aug 25, 2010, 11:07:38 PM »

Put the bag on her and then cut the lights for double protection. It's like wearing two condoms at once but for your eyes!

Fiero · « **Reply #84 on:** Aug 26, 2010, 01:50:06 AM »

I am not doing any of that.

Rama · « **Reply #85 on:** Aug 26, 2010, 01:54:47 AM »

Well if you want to see it all in it's vivid glory.

Fiero · « **Reply #86 on:** Aug 26, 2010, 03:19:00 PM »

I am not even doing that. How did we get to this from there?

Any smart ass answers must be accompanied by a flowchart.

Rama · « **Reply #87 on:** Aug 26, 2010, 04:31:03 PM »

Gimmie a bit and I'll get back to you.

Fiero · « **Reply #88 on:** Aug 26, 2010, 05:34:48 PM »

I expect results.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #89 on:** Aug 26, 2010, 06:47:33 PM »

Absinthe