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Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« on: Jul 02, 2010, 01:54:19 PM »
This article's a month old but I don't give a shit.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/charlie-sheen-is-invincible/

Someone mentioned in the comments that:
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A little detail I noticed about Sheen:
He plays HIMSELF in EIGHT different movies. How on earth does that happen? "We need someone to play Charlie Sheen. Let's get some people in here to audition. What? The real guy is available? Call his agent!"

Anyone know the eight movies off the top of their heads?

Also, this picture made me rofl.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #1 on: Jul 02, 2010, 03:28:12 PM »
I am going to assume that since Invincible was capitalized in the topic that you meant this:

Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #2 on: Jul 02, 2010, 03:52:00 PM »
He does always seem to be named "Charlie" in a lot of his movies and TV shows. Like he was too wasted to remember his character's names.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #3 on: Jul 02, 2010, 04:51:19 PM »
I always wanted to see a sitcom with Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Tony Danza as Tony... with Kelsey Grammar as Fraiser Crane.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #4 on: Jul 02, 2010, 08:39:38 PM »
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #5 on: Jul 03, 2010, 01:56:20 AM »
I always wanted to see a sitcom staring Elton John and Whoopie Goldberg sharing an apartment.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #6 on: Jul 03, 2010, 12:33:50 PM »
It'd be nothing but gay and black jokes.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #7 on: Jul 03, 2010, 01:52:50 PM »
Havent you watched 2 and a half men? hes AWESOME

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #8 on: Jul 03, 2010, 02:33:44 PM »
I can't stand that show.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #9 on: Jul 03, 2010, 04:11:19 PM »
Sometimes that show's passable for 30 minutes in the afternoon.  The eps where they try to tie down Charlie... meh.  They need to knock that shit off.  Short of an S&M party night, nobody's tying down Charlie... in the show or real life, I guess.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #10 on: Jul 03, 2010, 04:46:22 PM »
~Men~

So fucking annoying.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #11 on: Jul 04, 2010, 12:03:44 AM »
:lmao:

When I first heard that theme, I was all WTF.  Some people called it 2.5 Men, which is technically right--I guess--but it sounds fucking weird.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #12 on: Jul 06, 2010, 09:28:11 AM »
~Men~

So fucking annoying.
I LOVE IT. And its not "Men". It's " Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen". I used to hate the show ( when I would watch only the commercials) but then when I started watching it out of boredom I was like holy shit this is awesome (like what happened with House)

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #13 on: Jul 06, 2010, 12:33:41 PM »
The theme does not bother me much and the show is kind of funny.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #14 on: Jul 06, 2010, 12:43:20 PM »
EH...I went through a period where I watched it, but I've stopped that. But that kid isn't a half anymore. Shit that kid is bigger then Sheen and Cryer combined. Should be 3 1/2 Men now.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #15 on: Jul 06, 2010, 09:42:54 PM »
But that kid isn't a half anymore. Shit that kid is bigger then Sheen and Cryer combined. Should be 3 1/2 Men now.

Ha, ha, yeah.  The last one I saw, he didn't even come out.  Maybe they pull him from the episodes every once in a while so the average men for the entire season always stays 2 1/2.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #16 on: Jul 07, 2010, 12:22:23 AM »
Maybe Cryer was the half a man from the start. That actually makes a lot more sense.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #17 on: Jul 07, 2010, 01:54:06 AM »
:lmao:  Yeah, it does.  Frankly I've thought about him that way since Pretty in Pink.

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Re: Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
« Reply #18 on: Jul 07, 2010, 10:07:23 AM »
EH...I went through a period where I watched it, but I've stopped that. But that kid isn't a half anymore. Shit that kid is bigger then Sheen and Cryer combined. Should be 3 1/2 Men now.
dude that kid makes BAAAAAAANK.