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Mortal Sawbat!
« on: Jun 08, 2010, 09:08:56 PM »
Never have I seen so much win with so much fail.  I guess it beats making them teenagers and throwing them in high school.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 08, 2010, 10:17:46 PM »
I actually like it.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 09, 2010, 12:44:47 AM »
Eh...I only got to see about 3 mins of it. But from what I can tell they took all the stuff that made Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat out. It could slap other names on the characters and you wouldn't even know it was MK.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 09, 2010, 05:29:52 AM »
I think it's a teaser for the new MK game they are announcing next week at E3.

Update: Turns out it's really a movie pitch...BOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 09, 2010, 09:34:05 AM »
You put the trailer for MK and didn't put the one for the new season of Jersey Shore??? THE SIN!
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-07-snooki-is-back-ten-minute-preview-of-jersey-shore

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 09, 2010, 07:56:19 PM »
Doesn't look as good as the first.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 09, 2010, 08:54:09 PM »
Eh...I only got to see about 3 mins of it. But from what I can tell they took all the stuff that made Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat out. It could slap other names on the characters and you wouldn't even know it was MK.

It is more believable than all this cross dimensions stuff.
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 09, 2010, 10:15:00 PM »
You put the trailer for MK and didn't put the one for the new season of Jersey Shore??? THE SIN!
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-07-snooki-is-back-ten-minute-preview-of-jersey-shore

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It is more believable than all this cross dimensions stuff.

But I like that part!

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 10, 2010, 12:45:44 AM »
Yeah same here. It was the whole point of the tournament. If they don't have that, then why are they all fighting? Just cause? While I do like a more real approach then past MK movies, I think this may be too real.

Plus I find crossing dimensions more real then a plastic surgeon suddenly becoming an expert in marital arts.
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 10, 2010, 11:46:40 AM »
Also, Harlequinn babies? Ew.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 10, 2010, 09:06:43 PM »
Pretty much it is Street Fighter now.
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 11, 2010, 08:54:38 AM »
Doesn't look as good as the first.
it looks fuuuuuun! but i dont know how they are going to edit all the paparazzis out

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 14, 2010, 12:06:25 AM »
Plus I find crossing dimensions more real then a plastic surgeon suddenly becoming an expert in marital arts.

Yeah.  If they want gritty realism, save that for the fights etc during Mortal Kombat.  I don't want to see Reptile and Baraka as Earthrealm ppl.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 14, 2010, 01:00:19 AM »
You know what else it's missing. The Mortal Kombat song. It just doesn't seem right without someone yelling "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" followed by a synth line.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 14, 2010, 05:13:41 AM »
Like how they included the old Spider-Man theme in the movies.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 14, 2010, 03:03:06 PM »
You know what else it's missing. The Mortal Kombat song. It just doesn't seem right without someone yelling "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" followed by a synth line.

First, I gave you a pellet for this.

Second, WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PELLETS?
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #16 on: Jun 14, 2010, 03:14:18 PM »
Because I asked for 111 to represent my Birthday. Jan 11th. Beck had the same same 888 for hers. Course as you can see it's no longer 111. It kinda makes me makes me want to abandon my up till now anonymous attempts to keep people's pellet counts up. Doesn't help someone has been going on a craze of taking them away from people lately. It's hard to keep up with.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #17 on: Jun 14, 2010, 03:17:20 PM »
Giving a pellet doesn't take one away from yourself.  I named the removal of a pellet as "Take", but no one actually takes it.  It's just removed.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #18 on: Jun 14, 2010, 03:23:28 PM »
I know that. I was just doing it for the good Karma. No one wants to see their pellets disappear so I just like to give them back to people when someone else takes them away.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #19 on: Jun 14, 2010, 03:26:16 PM »
And then you stick quarters in their parking meters.  As you should.  Since you have a sock full.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #20 on: Jun 14, 2010, 03:36:39 PM »
That was a long time ago. It's just full of rusty bolts and nail clippings now.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #21 on: Jun 14, 2010, 04:00:58 PM »
Well... you're just useless, aren't you?

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #22 on: Jun 14, 2010, 04:16:21 PM »
Nah...I just hit someone who has quarters with it. Problem solved.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #23 on: Jun 15, 2010, 03:25:40 PM »
Nuri can I have 1023 pellets for my past bday? make it 1030 just to round it up

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #24 on: Jun 15, 2010, 05:23:57 PM »
My birthday is July 10th 1984, so it would be awesome if I could 19840710 pellets. kthx
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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #25 on: Jun 15, 2010, 05:48:27 PM »
Why not just go by the Jewish Calendar and try to weasel the most amount of pellets.

I think it was the year 5745 to them.

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 15, 2010, 06:28:18 PM »
I can do better than the Jewish calendar. This is what I want

0.12.18.11.2.9 day 1861609 13 Muluk 12 Zek G4 translated into pellets.

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Re: Mortal Sawbat!
« Reply #27 on: Jun 16, 2010, 09:22:03 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: Jun 16, 2010, 08:02:37 PM »
You have no idea, do you?
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« Reply #29 on: Jun 17, 2010, 05:16:09 PM »
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