So who are the other 9 1/2 people I have to kill to be number one?
1/2? Sounds like I get to kill a midget.
Now that I think about you might actually be lower. There's a lot of sexy ass white broads out there. So I'm gonna need to time to readjust the list.
The numbers of your age reverse. So since I turned 33 that means...oh wait. So much for that.
You are the age of Jesus! beware
Let's skin of copper, hair of wool- chell
beard- chell
perform miracles in bed-chell
turned water into whine- does Kool-Aid count?
Jewish, my last name is Aaron-chell
married a prostitute- chell
You might be on to something Faye.