Author Topic: Happy Cinco de Mayo. (Read 19493 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2010, 04:51:01 PM »

I just assumed she was light skinned. And since you have no proof, I will continue to assume this.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:04:39 PM »

Meh, most black people in this country are part-white anyway, what, with massas going all Thomas Jefferson on the slaves an' all.

Fiero · « **Reply #32 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:19:59 PM »

No, you are missing the point.

All black people, even if they are mixed, are only black.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:23:49 PM »

No, you're only black. Think on that.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** May 21, 2010, 10:37:04 PM »

I am clearly an Eskimo.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:17:27 PM »

And I am Native American.

Stealing my land with your beads and firewater.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** May 22, 2010, 11:15:46 PM »

I'm sorry to hear that. Here, have this lovely blanket.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** May 23, 2010, 02:54:38 AM »

Oh why thank you. Hey! Wait a minute. This doesn't have the small pox on it does it?

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** May 23, 2010, 12:20:22 PM »

Worse, a filthy Hawaiian touched it. Now it smells like poi.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** May 23, 2010, 01:49:45 PM »

Quote from: Rama on May 23, 2010, 02:54:38 AM

Oh why thank you. Hey! Wait a minute. This doesn't have the small pox on it does it?

No, I grabbed that one from the "non-small pox" box.

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** May 24, 2010, 12:56:46 AM »

Oh...well thanks then.

Now if you'll excuse me I've just been told I have to walk to Oklahoma. Sounds like a long ways, but I guess I could use the exercise.

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** May 24, 2010, 07:57:13 PM »

Shut up and be happy you get anything.

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** May 24, 2010, 11:24:08 PM »

Yes Sir.

Damn whitey.

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** May 25, 2010, 05:23:26 AM »

White people are awesome.

-Reported for Nazism.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** May 26, 2010, 08:14:58 AM »

Wouldn't be nazism. That would be if you said "white people but not jews". see?

Derrick · « **Reply #45 on:** May 26, 2010, 08:36:19 AM »

Well, when in doubt, ask an expert!

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** May 26, 2010, 10:08:07 PM »

Now get in her oven.

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** May 26, 2010, 10:33:10 PM »

She just had a baby, giver her uterus a res.... ohhh, now I see what you meant.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:15:48 AM »

I have two ways to get in now, which one do you choose?

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** May 27, 2010, 03:09:01 PM »

Anal.

Fiero · « **Reply #50 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:13:51 PM »

Wait ... two ways? What?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** May 28, 2010, 08:35:17 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on May 27, 2010, 03:09:01 PM

Anal.

NEVER.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** May 29, 2010, 12:15:46 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on May 27, 2010, 08:13:51 PM

Wait ... two ways? What?

1. Morph into a tapeworm.
2. ???

3. PROFIT

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** May 29, 2010, 12:58:45 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2010, 08:35:17 AM

Quote from: Derrick on May 27, 2010, 03:09:01 PM
Anal.
NEVER.

Bah, you're no fun. Now that a kid came through the main way the back door's probably the only interesting point of egress.

Fiero · « **Reply #54 on:** May 29, 2010, 01:15:30 AM »

Ingress, buddy, ingress.

Derrick · « **Reply #55 on:** May 29, 2010, 07:18:33 PM »

Whichever. I was tipsy and checking Celtics highlights.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** May 29, 2010, 11:51:26 PM »

Well it really could be both, couldn't it? Tee hee.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #57 on:** May 31, 2010, 07:57:37 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on May 29, 2010, 12:58:45 AM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on May 28, 2010, 08:35:17 AM
Quote from: Derrick on May 27, 2010, 03:09:01 PM
Anal.
NEVER.
Bah, you're no fun. Now that a kid came through the main way the back door's probably the only interesting point of egress.

I already said I didn't have a natural birth! I had a c-section so my vajayjay is intact.

Fiero · « **Reply #58 on:** May 31, 2010, 08:59:22 PM »

I hate that word.

Derrick · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 01, 2010, 09:41:05 AM »

Agreed. Take both holes so that way you're never really bored.

Also, it helps with constipation.