In case you don't know what I'm talking about, I stole this premise from an old article:
It's pretty safe to say that very few homes are as dirty as the ones you can see on Lifetime's new television show, "How Clean Is Your House?"
Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie are Britain's hottest grime fighters. Their hit television show is called "How Clean Is Your House?" It's a makeover show of sorts, clutter to clean. And now these high-falutin' maids are making their way across the pond to the U.S.
Looking quite sharp, Kim says she normally wears a bit more makeup to scrub her own house. “Hair a bit highter and a bit more perky. I'm actually a bit understated today,” she tells Murphy with a laugh.
Well, there's nothing understated about their mission: Clean the foulest homes in the U.S.
Aggie notes, “We've discovered that the houses here are no better and no worse than the ones at home. Just as filthy.”
I know it's on Lifetime but no one's being beaten by her stalker ex-husband and nobody's whining about her period and her fabulously single life over a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Anyone who likes funny British people and has a little voyeurism in concern to how others live has to like this show. They inspire you to clean with all the filth they find. Small dead animals, poop, bacteria, even money, they find everything....! I watch it Mondays after class (10 pm central time).
The last show I saw, they cleaned these three comedians' place, and Kim was being suggestive to one of them. So he says something along the lines of "All right, so I get a clean house AND some nookie" and she's all "......I beg your pardon?"