I'm so sick right now.

[Faye Valentine]

Admittedly, those Tofutti Cuties are good.  I also had these coconut ice cream sandwiches that were good and said they were lactose-free.

oh shoot! those sandwiches that are like 5 bucks for 4 of them and they are lactose, soy and i dont know what else free? i have a pint of that crap in my freezer, its freaking GOOD.
But I'd still prefer my vanilla icecream with oreo cookies and cookie dough kthx

[B E C K]

Admittedly, those Tofutti Cuties are good.  I also had these coconut ice cream sandwiches that were good and said they were lactose-free.

I did not expect you to know about Toffutti anything! I love their stuff!

Merla and I like to try vegan alternatives and stuff like that.  I was gonna buy some today but went with a different non-dairy sandwich.

I used to like this "meat" by Boca, but they changed it or something and now I can't eat it anymore.    When I e-mailed them, they insisted it's still the same product and the list of ingredients look the same on the box, but it has a spongy texture now. 

[Fiero]

Unfortunately they are a bit hit and miss. I prefer Morningstar's version of the ground type stuff, I think they call it 'crumbles."

[Derrick]

I can't eat those things anymore. I used to eat them all the time for a year in highschool, then one day the smell just made me want to vomit. It persists.

[Fiero]

Weird.

[B E C K]

Unfortunately they are a bit hit and miss. I prefer Morningstar's version of the ground type stuff, I think they call it 'crumbles."

I'll eat those but the ones I really liked were the Boca.  Boo hoo.  I like those veggie patties things from Morningstar and those fake-ass chick patties from Boca.  I'll still eat those.  I currently use turkey for 95% of my ground meat needs though.  Sowwy, I know it's still an aminal.

[The D]

I forgot what Marmaduke was, so I googled it. I was thinking it was the big red dog, but that's Clifford. Marmaduke's the lame ass orange great dane.

I'm surprised that comic is still going on. It sucks serious ass and isn't funny in the least. But considering that it was started in the 50s it's being done by an Old Dude and we all know Old Dudes have very crappy senses of humor.

And what I also found out is there's a fucking Marmaduke movie coming out. Dear god in heaven this is going to suck.


Also, WHEN DID FAYE HAVE HER BABY? Apparently I missed that memo too, like I missed the memo where she was pregnant.

[Derrick]

I didn't know, either. Hopefully she did.

[Fiero]

Also, WHEN DID FAYE HAVE HER BABY? Apparently I missed that memo too, like I missed the memo where she was pregnant.

Doing all that research on Marmaduke I thought you would have gotten the word, seeing as he is the father.

I KIDDDING

[Derrick]

Duct taped oven mitts?

[The D]

Duct taped oven mitts?

THE MENTAL IMAGES, THEY BURN.

[Derrick]

Watch for the knot!