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What do you think the aliens will be like?

Vulcans
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Predator
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Fucking ET
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Dinosaucers
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Muppets
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That fucking thing from the Jetsons that looks like ear muffs mated with a fucking Slinky.
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Author Topic: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.  (Read 6357 times)

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Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« on: Apr 27, 2010, 10:10:51 PM »
Too lazy to link an article but you know he's right.  We need to hold off contacting other life until we build a really, really, really big laser to kill them with.         

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27, 2010, 11:27:16 PM »
How do you know we haven't? Huh? Need to know lady. Need to know.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 28, 2010, 07:37:44 PM »
Dinosaucers. Definitely.

Instead of us riding dinos, DINOS WILL RIDE US!
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 28, 2010, 08:38:49 PM »
How do you know we haven't? Huh? Need to know lady. Need to know.

If it's not official, it doesn't count.  Like Sandra Bullock's kid.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #4 on: Apr 29, 2010, 12:13:54 AM »
Who made you judge? I say it counts.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 30, 2010, 10:24:17 PM »
I made me judge, ho.  Just like when Merla wanted me to edit the poll to add the dumb Robotech aliens and I slammed down my gavel and said Marilyn Milian says time for a little rough justice! nay!

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #6 on: Apr 30, 2010, 11:49:46 PM »
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2010, 02:00:23 AM »
Lucky for me I nor accept, or respect your authority in this matter. So it counts.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2010, 08:33:10 AM »
wtf I dont see the reptilians there. Thats the only extraterrestial race that has already invaded us. Heard Bush is one

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2010, 11:47:31 AM »
Faye, I think you might want to look outside your home. There may be a few unmarked vans.
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2010, 06:58:07 PM »
VANS!!!

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2010, 10:03:05 PM »
Reptiles can be filed under Dinosaucers.  Take that as you will.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 12:41:42 AM »
Huh, I at least expected a "do not do that, Joseph." Not even an acknowledgment. Ouch.
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 06:21:10 AM »
So 2 days ago something weird happened. I woke up like at 3am with my husband looking outside the window and saying there was a light "floating" above the trees, to which I replied it was probably an airplane and to go back to sleep. He said it couldnt be an airplane since its been there for half an hour already so I said its the moon!(btw we both wear glasses- I mean contact lenses but we have glasses too, but we didnt put them on to try to look with more detail). When I saw outside it did look like a full moon. Lots of light. Anyways, Next day he looked at the moon calendar and noticed that that night it was supposed to be a new moon, not full moon like what I saw. Oh and the moon is generally on the other side , not where we saw it. SHAT BRIX.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 04:04:59 PM »
Blind people seeing aliens is like drunk people seeing aliens.  You come off as believable as Randy Quaid.  In related news, if I cared about this movie enough I might actually get diarrhea after reading this.  As it is, I don't.  Still, the mention of Men In Black 3 did make me puke a tiny bit.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 01:08:23 AM »
Ugh...you reminded me there was a Men in Black 2. Thanks a lot.

And I remember there being ID4 2 Rumors as far back as 1997. If they couldn't get it made right after that movie came out, and before the string of bombs this team has made since, then I don't know how they'd get it made now. But who knows, might be one (or two in this case) of those movies that is so bad that it is fun to watch.
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 10:03:22 AM »
Blind people seeing aliens is like drunk people seeing aliens. \
Nono we can still see good without glasses but we use them to see things "more in detail".
Althought you have a point there. Theres this peruvian reporter that once was so wasted at night he was driving next to a mountain that has a satelite dish on top and he thought it was a uFO and called the news and everybody else.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2010, 01:31:26 PM »
If you had put on your glasses, you probably would have realized it was something reflecting moonlight or something of this nature.
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2010, 08:55:04 PM »
If I take off my glasses, half of the things in my room become aliens.



























No, not really.



































I'm scared now.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2010, 08:58:51 PM »
Don't watch the 4th kind, it'll hunt your dreams forever.

Fiero, our room's windows face the backyard of our place and of the other brownstones so its a big open space full of trees. The light I thought was the moon was above the trees :S

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2010, 10:24:23 PM »
Yeah. Put on your glasses next time and be prepared to witness the utterly mundane.
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2010, 12:24:31 AM »
Don't watch the 4th kind, it'll hunt your dreams forever.

It just insulted my intelligence. I expected it to be scary, and was sorely let down.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2010, 11:08:46 PM »
God I hope they bring back Elvis!

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2010, 03:01:58 PM »
Don't watch the 4th kind, it'll hunt your dreams forever.

It just insulted my intelligence. I expected it to be scary, and was sorely let down.
wtf are you talking about! dont tell me the last part didnt scare the shit out of you?? how big they opened their mouths?

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2010, 05:10:14 PM »
The fact that they told me they were cutting it with actual footage and audio that was "real" but turned out to be laughably fake. Once I knew I had been lied too, that made me far more upset then scared. I found "Fire in the Sky" a far more scarier Alien Abduction movie. First off it didn't lie to me, and it matched up with an actual story and not a bunch of bullshit that someone just made up.
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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2010, 05:23:47 PM »
No it did not! the real guys whose story was Fire in the Sky based on have bitched pleeenty of times about the accuracy of said movie. In short, it sucked and its nothing like what happened to them. Maybe the first scene its the same but thats it.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2010, 06:27:18 PM »
What I mean is it said that it was based on real events. Unlike The Fourth Kind which said these where the ACTUAL events being shown and they weren't. In fact not a single thing in the movie is based on anything that actually happened. If they had just made a fictional movie with a little tag line at the start that said "Although this film is a work of fiction, many of the events are based on real accounts taken from abduction cases." But it didn't do that. It told me the things I was seeing where real when they were not. They lied to me from the start and held the lie through the whole movie. And it was a Lie that was so easy to disprove that I was more insulted that they actually thought I was dumb enough to believe this then scared by what I was seeing.

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2010, 10:22:58 PM »
God I hope they bring back Elvis!

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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2010, 04:41:11 AM »
What I mean is it said that it was based on real events. Unlike The Fourth Kind which said these where the ACTUAL events being shown and they weren't. In fact not a single thing in the movie is based on anything that actually happened. If they had just made a fictional movie with a little tag line at the start that said "Although this film is a work of fiction, many of the events are based on real accounts taken from abduction cases." But it didn't do that. It told me the things I was seeing where real when they were not. They lied to me from the start and held the lie through the whole movie. And it was a Lie that was so easy to disprove that I was more insulted that they actually thought I was dumb enough to believe this then scared by what I was seeing.
But thats what they are doing now! Like in Paranormal Activity, Blair Witch, etc

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Re: Stephen Hawking and ALIENS.
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2010, 01:29:19 PM »
Well I was more pissed then scared at Blair Witch too. Never saw Paranormal Activity, but I saw lots of interviews with the stars of the movie saying it was fake and it was just presented in that style before it came out. Can't remember if they did that with Blair Witch or not.