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Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« on: Mar 22, 2010, 11:13:18 PM »
But I forget why I made today that or why.  Dang!  :poo:

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 23, 2010, 06:45:30 PM »
Because it's awful and eventually will get bloated?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 24, 2010, 03:50:53 PM »
Bring in the green women that we may have sex with them!

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 24, 2010, 09:12:51 PM »
Turns out it was Billy Shatner's b-day yesterday.  He's like 79 or some shit.  I knew I did that for a reason.

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 25, 2010, 03:17:56 PM »
The most obvious one, at that.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 25, 2010, 06:46:41 PM »
I saw like 10 minutes of Boston Legal the other day. The ole man's eyes look as if he was high the whole time. They are WEIRD

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 25, 2010, 08:26:46 PM »
He probably is high. Massachusetts (and soon RI) has decriminalized marijuana posession under an ounce.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #7 on: Mar 26, 2010, 01:19:08 PM »
Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain.

Why is he climbing the mountain?  :joe:
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #8 on: Mar 26, 2010, 02:30:53 PM »
To get away from the Gorn. Duh!!!

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #9 on: Mar 26, 2010, 05:41:38 PM »
As long he doesn't end up falling off of a ladder.  That'd just be stupid.

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Re: Happy Captain Kirk Day!
« Reply #10 on: Mar 26, 2010, 05:49:15 PM »
Too bad many wives fell in their pools and got all bloaty.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.