Author Topic: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz! (Read 14825 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 01:24:34 PM »

My girlfriend's mom has a crush on Ford, so I can't even think of him as attractive, because all that happens is me getting images of Cecilia's mom with him pushing her against a wall.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 03:46:48 PM »

Think of him playing tail-gunner with my brother. That ought to take care of the problem.

blanktoe · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 06:33:28 PM »

cured.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 06:41:12 PM »

That is so gay.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 07:09:34 PM »

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! My brother & I both had Harrison Ford crushes. He's the only man we ever agreed on.

nooooo, what about richard gere?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #35 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 07:39:28 PM »

Now that guy is gay.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 12:24:32 AM »

I had a mild crush on Harrison Ford before he aged and started dating a skeleton.

Richard Gere is so blah.

blanktoe · « **Reply #37 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:40:53 AM »

harrison is angry old bitch now. FUCK HIM!

gwynn · « **Reply #38 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 12:52:03 PM »

dont knock Gere till youve seen him in Chicago, even i wanted him after i saw that

MegatronYES · « **Reply #39 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 01:25:29 PM »

Richard Gere is cool.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #40 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 03:16:50 PM »

Does nothing for me. My ideal older man is Alan Rickman. :wub:

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:44:46 PM »

Old Gere, young Gere I just never cared for either of him.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #42 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 10:53:58 PM »

Neither did the Gerbil...

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 11:22:12 PM »

the Gerbil?

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Nov 11, 2004, 11:57:43 PM »

I think he's implying Gere is gay and shoves gerbils in his arse.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #45 on:** Nov 12, 2004, 12:24:22 AM »

Why yes, yes I was.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Nov 12, 2004, 01:44:18 AM »

I guess that makes sense.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #47 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 12:56:25 PM »

JIZZ SOME MORE!!!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 01:24:23 PM »

Who the hell's gonna mop up in here? :angry:

The D · « **Reply #49 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 04:33:07 PM »

Oh yay, another scene where Yoda bounces around like a rubber ball and waves a sword around like a psycho.

Ok, so when I first saw that scene in Episode 2, it looked kinda cool, but then again, I feel it demeans Yoda's appearance as a wise pacifist. True, there might have been no other way for him to fight, but it did look pretty silly.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #50 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 08:28:19 PM »

O.o why? Yoda was one of the foremost Jedi masters, and not a pussy. He lived through the Jedi purge.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 08:43:51 PM »

he looks like the chubby twin of gollum

blanktoe · « **Reply #52 on:** Nov 16, 2004, 11:30:36 PM »

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he looks like the chubby twin of gollum

you should podt that at St*r WarzzZZ message board. I'm sure they'll find it real funny!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #53 on:** Nov 17, 2004, 01:02:30 AM »

Yoda is so cute, and much less psychotic than Gollum. He'd be the good twin.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 12:09:00 AM »

That picture makes me want to knock him over and steal his walking stick.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #55 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 01:28:35 AM »

He would chop you in half with his lightsaber!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #56 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 08:36:30 AM »

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That picture makes me want to knock him over and steal his walking stick.

Ew. In the ROTJ novel, he's always chewing on it.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #57 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 10:16:35 AM »

That's because it's made of a mild narcotic.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 11:28:09 PM »

I thought it was because he doesn't have a penis.... you know, to chew on.

Fiero · « **Reply #59 on:** Nov 18, 2004, 11:34:10 PM »

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I thought it was because he doesn't have a penis.... you know, to chew on.

*chews on penis*

Author Topic: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz! (Read 14825 times)

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