Author Topic: Jizz you fucking fanboys, jizz! (Read 14804 times)

The D · « **on:** Nov 04, 2004, 04:42:13 PM »

Today a teaser trailer for Episode 3 came out on the web. It will also be shown before The Incredibles.

It's kinda annoying because half of it is from the other movies, and only half is original footage.

But it looks pretty cool anyways.

Since I got it from someone who directly sent it to me, I can't give it to you to download, so I'll show pics instead.

Edit:
Well, I DID find links to places that had the trailers, but I lost them when IE decided to be a cunt and crash on me, being the cunt Microsoft is. So give me a little while and I'll put them up... as well as putting up the pics after I shrink them a little.

Edit 2:
ttp://www.doomedop.com/downloads/ep3trailer.mov
ttp://www.tetrixenterprises.com/trailer.mov[/URL]
ttp://ww2.netnitco.net/~rustedshut/filez/ep3trailer.mov

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 05:01:31 PM »

The reason the images were so big when I downloaded them is they were all GIF. Dumbasses.

Wookie army!

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 05:06:00 PM »

Someone needs a facelift.

There's more, but I don't want to spoil anything for anyone who doesn't want to be spoiled.

blanktoe · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 05:17:13 PM »

i want to be spoiled.

The D · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 05:53:51 PM »

Screw you, that's what the links to the trailer are for.

I can tell you this though, and it's not in the trailer. I saw a pic that explains WHY Anakin has to wear the Vader suit. It's pretty easy to figure out actually.

In the other movies, it's explained that the reason Vader wears the suit is because the Dark Side is destroying him. If that was the real case, why doesn't it do the same to other Sith members, like Sidous, or Maul? Maybe Anakin doesn't have control over the dark side like they do...

or maybe.......*CENSORED*

*continues to drool over the Dreadnaught battle over Corusant*

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 05:56:26 PM »

JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS!!!

blanktoe · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 06:05:45 PM »

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JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS!!!

Isn't that what St*r WarzzZZ was originally called?

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Screw you, that's what the links to the trailer are for.

I can tell you this though, and it's not in the trailer. I saw a pic that explains WHY Anakin has to wear the Vader suit. It's pretty easy to figure out actually.

In the other movies, it's explained that the reason Vader wears the suit is because the Dark Side is destroying him. If that was the real case, why doesn't it do the same to other Sith members, like Sidous, or Maul? Maybe Anakin doesn't have control over the dark side like they do...

or maybe.......*CENSORED*

Screw you!! I've seen a pic of fried Anakin and if you've seen the pic you'll know why he has to wear the suit.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 07:48:57 PM »

yeah, it's like the simi... whatever from LotRs, and it's gonna show up.

blanktoe · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 09:41:23 PM »

So Lucas is gonna realease the JOURNAL OF THE WHILLS as a book?

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:16:18 PM »

ttp is not a valid protocol you asshole.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 11:42:45 PM »

No, it will be mentioned to Yoda, and basically it will be like history of the world/bible, and Yoda might gain a copy.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 12:58:20 AM »

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i want to be spoiled.

Anakin is Darth Vader. SHHH. Don't tell anyone I told you!

The D · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 08, 2004, 01:10:27 PM »

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ttp is not a valid protocol you asshole.

I did that so I didn't directly link to their servers and have them trace back to this board and be like "Stop linking to our servers bastards!"

Just add the h in front of the links, you cunt.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 08, 2004, 02:39:24 PM »

Fiero needs things properly illustrated because he is a special boy ^_^

blanktoe · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 08, 2004, 04:09:42 PM »

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i want to be spoiled.
Anakin is Darth Vader. SHHH. Don't tell anyone I told you!

Noway!! Everybody knows that Darth Vader is James Earl Jones!!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 08, 2004, 04:23:26 PM »

Blame the black dude! Well... it does make more sense.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 01:46:01 AM »

He's a crusty old white man underneath that suit, he's not James Earl Jones. Besides, Jones is Mufasa.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 07:55:15 AM »

David Prowse is not crusty, he can bench both you and Bitch.

blanktoe · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 11:09:20 AM »

If Prowse is so strong why can't he force George to let him play Vader again?

Mufasa wasa pussy!

Bitch · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 11:18:54 AM »

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David Prowse is not crusty, he can bench both you and Bitch.

I don't wanna be benched by a crusty old man.:|

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 01:50:23 PM »

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If Prowse is so strong why can't he force George to let him play Vader again?

Mufasa wasa pussy!

Because a guy in a blue CG suit will do it for a buck fifty.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:45:01 PM »

And then he'll mop the floors afterwards.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:49:42 PM »

Exactly. In 1977, Carrie Fischer said it best. If George could use computers to replace actors, we wouldn't have this job.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:51:04 PM »

Word vomit, oh no, It must be said again. Fuck a George Lucas! If he ever gets to it, Willow 2 is gonna be completely CGI.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:51:43 PM »

@.x;

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:54:18 PM »

Indiana Jones 4 is also gonna be full of CGI, since they'll at least have to edit out Harrison Ford's walker.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:55:11 PM »

<_< THAT

..was uncalled for.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 09, 2004, 10:59:47 PM »

Was not.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 08:18:48 AM »

! My brother & I both had Harrison Ford crushes. He's the only man we ever agreed on.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 10, 2004, 11:55:43 AM »

Ahh, togetherness.