Author Topic: Been Awhile (Read 9671 times)

Extra Zero 08 · « **on:** Nov 03, 2004, 02:25:33 PM »

Every computer in this house is fucked with viruses. I won't be back for some time, but I figured I might as well say "hi". My next computer will probably be a Mac. Fuck Windows based viruses, thank you very much.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 02:27:02 PM »

...or you could just save some money and buy an anti-virus? Or clean out spyware?

I don't see how people get all these viruses...?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 06:40:28 PM »

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Every computer in this house is fucked with viruses. I won't be back for some time, but I figured I might as well say "hi". My next computer will probably be a Mac. Fuck Windows based viruses, thank you very much.

word. windows sucks. my next one is gonna be a mac too. fuck gates

Max Con · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 07:44:00 PM »

You only get viruses on Windows if you're too dumb to stop them.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 08:40:57 PM »

"Daddy, I downloaded a new game!"

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 08:51:43 PM »

i dont get viruses, i just get 100000 pop ups even tho i have like 2-3 pop ups blockers

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 09:19:32 PM »

You have spyware then.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:37:57 PM »

Can't you buy a nerd or something to fix that?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:47:31 PM »

Offer a gay one oral sex.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:48:55 PM »

Why a gay one?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:53:19 PM »

That way Faye can call me homophobic.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:55:48 PM »

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 03, 2004, 11:58:22 PM »

That or I was talking about Extra Zero, and I was trying to be funny. I should try not to do it all the time, cuz when it fails I get yelled at.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:06:46 AM »

Maybe you should adopt a straight man alter ego to bounce jokes off of.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:29:14 AM »

I should have the Queer eye guys redo me.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:30:33 AM »

Somebody cue the theme music.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:33:24 AM »

I need a haircut anyways.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:35:46 AM »

And a fasionable belt... and a pocket square.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 12:57:55 AM »

And product!

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:29:10 AM »

And a manicure!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:34:37 AM »

Really? I didn't think so at first...

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:36:59 AM »

Yeah, well, .....yeah.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:38:31 AM »

Well now I feel just awful.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:45:56 AM »

Nothing redecorating your room won't fix.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 01:49:18 AM »

I doubt it, unless it's with nekid women I doubt I will be happy.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 02:10:10 AM »

Looks like it's time for Kary to paint in the nude.

Guest · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 09:25:16 AM »

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I should have the Queer eye guys redo me.

no. they cant do miracles

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:15:10 AM »

Since when? You're saying that gay people are inept and stupid!? And you want to treat them like a pizza!? ACK!

blanktoe · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:26:59 AM »

ASlong gay people buy me nice cloths and decorate my house, they can do no wrong.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 10:46:14 AM »

Too bad they can't marry each other.

Author Topic: Been Awhile (Read 9671 times)

Extra Zero 08

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