Author Topic: Good example of idiots I work with (Read 15442 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Aug 05, 2004, 04:29:06 PM »

Benefits producer who makes at least 150K is wandering around in the vicinity of one of our fax machines. I walk up, put my fax in & start dialing.

Him: Hey...you mean you can dial a fax before the other one comes back?

Me: Um...yeah. It has storage memory.

Him: Oh, WOW! That's great!! Just dial nine like usual?

Me: Yep!

I return for my confirmation & see he's faxed a credit card number for reservations in Belize for a week.

So why is this dipshit rich & going to Belize & I'm not? :angry:

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 04:56:31 PM »

because life sucks.
the idiots always get ahead while the intelligent (a great minority) are screwed out of everything.

poppy G · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 05, 2004, 07:52:34 PM »

Is he a born into wealth and privilege kind of idiot?
Those are the worst.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 08:17:57 AM »

Will a meteor to crash into Belize while he's staying there.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 09:24:43 AM »

<---- loves her wealth and powet class

actually i have that class in half an hour wooooo!!

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 09:54:41 AM »

There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 10:39:51 AM »

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There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?

I wonder how long it will take them to raid the complex, thus removing Faye's dad from powet over the villages. VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!

But what can I say, I'm a white male...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 11:50:34 AM »

Sayquon (one of the servers) got fired about a month ago because he left work through the back door instead of the front. Dumbass.
The odd thing is, he was hired to replace Paul, who got fired because HE waled out the back door.
My stepsister is 74 inches tall and a lesbian.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:11:45 PM »

Why do you get fired for leaving out of the back?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:20:00 PM »

It's not proper procedure for a number of reasons. That's the general rule in most restaraunts, it's just that no one ever breaks it, so it never comes up.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:30:30 PM »

It's a rule here, too, but they never get even a little bit upset if you use the back. I guess the management at my store is just lax.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:40:32 PM »

Get them all fired. Do it.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:56:12 PM »

Almost no one ever gets fired. Their hours are reduced and they're given shit work until they quit.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 12:57:16 PM »

Oooooh. I LOVE that crap. Darden restaraunts never do tha tshit. Widely enforced policy.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 02:17:30 PM »

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There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
I wonder how long it will take them to raid the complex, thus removing Faye's dad from powet over the villages. VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!

But what can I say, I'm a white male...

yeah,fuck you

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There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?

nope:(

tomduo · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 05:21:08 PM »

Quote

Quote

Quote
There's a class in that? Does it include a trip to Belize?
I wonder how long it will take them to raid the complex, thus removing Faye's dad from powet over the villages. VIVA LE REVOLUTION!!!

But what can I say, I'm a white male...
yeah,fuck you

Hey, I wouldn't trade being a white american male for anything.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 06:12:17 PM »

Amen.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 06, 2004, 08:20:50 PM »

I'm not white, well, not enitrely. My arms, neck and lower legs are pretty much red. The rest of me a very pale peach-pink-white color.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:09:31 AM »

MegatronYES, come back! At least I can still get my Dert fix on Facebook.

Patented Page 67 Bump-Ba-Bump!

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:11:07 AM »

Damn it, you made me think Bernie was back for half a second. I liked Bernie. For shame.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:13:20 AM »

Bernie comes and goes like seasons. Like boys. To Fergie. In a song. Named after Fergie. The title escapes me.

joe · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:38:52 AM »

I miss Bernie too. I used to flirt with her all the time, and I think she got a kick out of it. But then after one of my long sojourns from this place, I returned and she was having none of it. It was like she didn't even want to acknowledge me. So I felt bad and went away again.

Then the next time I came back she was gone. And that wasn't even this time, that was like... two or three times ago.

I don't know. I lose track of time so easily. This thread is from 2004, for instance. That blows me away.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 04:41:58 AM »

I dunno if you were around for it but she used to be able to browse me from work. Then it became blocked because it was a social site or some shit and her time here significantly diminished.

joe · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:02:34 AM »

That would explain it. I wonder if she ever adopted or anything. I remember she really hated children, the very idea of children. So probably not.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:04:13 AM »

She was child-free so no, I'd expect not. Adopted more animals maybe.

joe · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:29:02 AM »

Yeah, yeah. Right. She was a cat lady. Only she had a boyfriend too. Husband? Looking back, it's all a bit fuzzy...

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:30:45 AM »

You know, I plumb forgot. At least common-law, I'd think.

joe · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:59:53 AM »

I think his name was Eddy. Or Eddie.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:48:40 PM »

It was one of these:

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 05:58:00 PM »

It was Eddie I think. And it was common-Law, I believe.