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Talk about an over-reaction.
« on: Mar 16, 2010, 09:41:03 PM »
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DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.

The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.

Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #1 on: Mar 16, 2010, 10:20:51 PM »
Yeah, why would she yell at him? Stupid cunt deserved it.
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #2 on: Mar 17, 2010, 01:08:10 AM »
Could have least let him finish before yelling at him. Geez!

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17, 2010, 01:10:57 AM »
What? Your mother yelling at you does not get you hot?
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #4 on: Mar 17, 2010, 01:14:35 AM »
No! That is gross.

Now if she walked in on me while showering...

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #5 on: Mar 17, 2010, 02:27:53 PM »
Well at least he wasn't doing it in the front yard.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #6 on: Mar 17, 2010, 03:12:47 PM »
But the front yard is the BEST place to masturbate. I live in an apartment so I do it while standing on the pot for my neighbors' fake plants.
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #7 on: Mar 19, 2010, 01:28:55 PM »
He should have held off and splooged her when she opened the door.  That'll learn her whack-interrupting ass.  :finger:
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #8 on: Mar 21, 2010, 03:18:03 PM »
Was the backyard fenced in? If not, I would have turned the hose on him.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #9 on: Mar 22, 2010, 08:07:55 AM »
Has anyone seen the video (or .gif) of that girl loudly masturbating in front of the computer cam and then you see her dad/brother/whatever coming in and she quickly stands up, turns around and throw her vibrator at him? hilarious

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #10 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:39:09 AM »
I thought it was fake when I first saw it. When I hear a family member floggin' their dolphin, I tend to just avoid confrontation all together.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #11 on: Mar 22, 2010, 01:47:48 PM »
Yeah and she was being pretty loud too so rest assured the bro/dad knew shit was going on and he still didn't care. creep.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #12 on: Mar 22, 2010, 02:35:52 PM »
Uh I think I'll have to see a link to tell you if it's fake or not. Yep...just to see if it's fake.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #13 on: Mar 22, 2010, 04:25:52 PM »
Or I can just give you some real pr0n.
*sends a PM*

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #14 on: Mar 22, 2010, 05:46:18 PM »
Can you send me both?
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #15 on: Mar 22, 2010, 06:32:44 PM »
Sure. I'll pick the site. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #16 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:13:07 PM »
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...and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.

I didn't know there was a butter jail.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #17 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:46:15 PM »
Sounds delicious.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #18 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:47:49 PM »
I hear if you fold the jail, the foundation becomes a pair of tits.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #19 on: Mar 22, 2010, 10:49:28 PM »
o.o

*click* Note to self, comitt masturbatory crime in the Tampa Bay area, get put in jail, and proceed to fold.

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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #20 on: Mar 22, 2010, 11:10:38 PM »

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #21 on: Mar 23, 2010, 03:12:43 PM »
haha lulz
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #22 on: Mar 23, 2010, 03:19:24 PM »
You can't double-laugh here. it's either haha or lulz but not both

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #23 on: Mar 23, 2010, 08:04:31 PM »
haha luzl you crazy haha
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #24 on: Mar 23, 2010, 08:14:06 PM »
you fail at failing. "luzl"

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #25 on: Mar 23, 2010, 08:17:42 PM »
lulz haha rofl so what haha lulz
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #26 on: Mar 23, 2010, 08:21:09 PM »
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #27 on: Mar 24, 2010, 06:58:14 AM »
Psychopathic wierdo. You should be chemically castrated.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #28 on: Mar 24, 2010, 03:58:23 PM »
Derick that link you sent was perverted and disgusting and something I will save for when I'm stealing someones high speed with the laptop.

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Re: Talk about an over-reaction.
« Reply #29 on: Mar 24, 2010, 04:10:02 PM »
If you ever want more, I believe sharing is caring. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.