I apparently have media credentials.

[Derrick]

Spanish "R" is much kinder than Gaelic "R", which is somewhere between a hiss and a purr.  If cats ever master human speech, they'll be speaking Gaelic.

If cats master speech, I'm the first to go.

[Bernie AKA]

My brother's outside cat lives in the garage and hollers 'BAAAARN!" whenever he's taken to the vet.  I interpret that as a clear cry to be put back.  And don't forget the YouTube felines who say "Oh, long johnson" and "Hello!" amongst other things.

[Derrick]

Kary's cat says 'noooooooo', keep in mind this is when I strip naked to bring him in the shower with me. He should be so lucky.

[Faye Valentine]

My brother's outside cat lives in the garage and hollers 'BAAAARN!" whenever he's taken to the vet.  I interpret that as a clear cry to be put back.  And don't forget the YouTube felines who say "Oh, long johnson" and "Hello!" amongst other things.

Once I saw a video on the news of one of those cats, I almost shat bricks. The apocalypse is near.

[Fiero]

My mom used to try to get our dog to say my brother's name. It was pretty obnoxious. I think Raz thought so to; because she would just stare or she would start stomping about as if she wanted to play.

[Faye Valentine]

  why on earth did she want the dog to say your brother's name??

[Fiero]

It was his dog before my mom left it with them when they had a kid.

[Faye Valentine]

Poor dog, sent around like a package. Same happened to my uncle's dog that later became my dog after they had a baby. I loved that little fucker :'-(

[Fiero]

My mother really wanted to keep her, though. She is an awesome dog, and very sweet. When my brother lived at home, and had the dog there, my mom was actually very upset that he moved out (well, about the dog, not about him). She was pretty happy when they asked to bring her back.

[Faye Valentine]

This makes me want to get a dog now :-( I want a brussels griffon :3

[Fiero]

I want a mastiff. Or a corgi.

[Faye Valentine]

A corgi? Are you going to name him Ein too?
That dog is getting veery popular, I'm seeing them everywhere! Just like pugs

[Fiero]

Oh! OR A PUG!

[B E C K]

I want a mastiff. Or a corgi.

From one extreme to the other?

[Faye Valentine]

'tis ok. I'm the same way. One day I want a brussels griffon, the next day I want a wolf/dog hybrid. They are AWESOME

[B E C K]

Little dogs are cute but I tend to like bigger ones.  Not huge dogs but bigger than what would qualify as medium.  Something you can throw a frisbee at and not manage to injure.

[Faye Valentine]

You are underestimating the powet of miniature dogs. I had a yorkshire terrier that was built like a tank and had the bite powet of a megalodon.

[Rama]

You could just get a smaller frisbee. My dogs aren't big, but could catch a frisbee. They won't cause they are too lazy. Won't even play fetch with a ball. Just look at me like "Why did you throw that over there, now you'll just have to go get it."