Author Topic: Dakota Rae Patrick (Read 11053 times)

ILoveDcups · « **on:** Feb 28, 2010, 06:55:10 AM »

HI everyone!! I’m a dumbass who uses forbidden images. SPAM FAIL.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 28, 2010, 10:40:30 AM »

zomg can we become facebook friends?

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 28, 2010, 06:55:39 PM »

IT'S A TRAP!

Seriously, holy Man-face.

Sam · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 01, 2010, 12:55:07 PM »

Quote from: ILoveDcups on Feb 28, 2010, 06:55:10 AM

HI everyone!! I’m Dakota Rae Patrick and I want to welcome you to my site;))

The Sphere! (now under new management). I guess RRE had some financial troubles and had to sell it off for quick cash.

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I am very excited that you are here and want you to share all of my naughty adventures with me;)) I LOVE playing with my toys...

So she's changing this to a Transformers or other toy site?

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...and getting off for you…it turns me on so much! I also love shooting my naughty pics and vids knowing that you will be looking at them...*wink*...)

Ooooh, I see now. Thankfully the winking smiley was there. I assume this indicates some sort of super wink that can only be conveyed accurately with both words and a graphical representation. Wait, maybe it's a blink.

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If you have any special requests or ideas for a photo shoot or video, be sure to let me know. Enjoy the tour and I can’t wait to see you inside the members area and get to know you better;))

I don't know about anyone else, but I always enjoy pictures of chimps in human clothes. Cracks me up every time.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 01, 2010, 02:50:11 PM »

But she Loves D cups people!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 01, 2010, 03:50:06 PM »

Thats so not a D cup. I found out 2 days ago I went from a 36D (before I was 34b) to a 36F. I didn't even know that size existed, and its only going to get bigger and bigger. But this bitch aint a D, she has to be a GGG at least

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 02, 2010, 08:24:51 AM »

Tit size is relative. Kary's boobs are different sizes depending on the bra manufacturer.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 02, 2010, 09:54:01 AM »

When people say that, in my head, I imagine breasts growing or shrinking depending on what brand is put on. Some girls would like this.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 02, 2010, 03:06:51 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 02, 2010, 08:24:51 AM

Tit size is relative. Kary's boobs are different sizes depending on the bra manufacturer.

I thought the only brand that did that size changing thing was VS. I got mine from the maternity store, yay -_- I heard like 3 years ago that VS stopped making bras in sizes 38 or more, I wonder if this is still going on

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 06, 2010, 08:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 02, 2010, 08:24:51 AM

Tit size is relative. Kary's boobs are different sizes depending on the bra manufacturer.

Beat the small one and make it swell? Oh no, wait, you meant both of them. n/m

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 06, 2010, 08:48:19 PM »

Indeed I did, though if you give your permission I can have her direct her murderous Latina rage upon you instead of me. Wait, that'd never happen. FUCK! What do I do?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 06, 2010, 08:54:53 PM »

Rage for what? Speaking about her boobage? You've done worse.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 06, 2010, 08:56:15 PM »

Especially in public.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 06, 2010, 08:58:54 PM »

Maybe you should let her peg you when you guys watch Grease.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 06, 2010, 10:06:23 PM »

Don't remind her. -.-

Karmarose · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 07, 2010, 11:48:53 AM »

Too late. :3

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 07, 2010, 03:09:07 PM »

...I fucking hate this movie. I wish VH1 was removed from Cox for some issue of non-payment.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 01:36:55 AM »

Cox removed for non-payment? You aren't street walking again are you?

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 05:38:39 AM »

You didn't hear about Cablevision's giant thing with ABC last night?

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 08:30:53 PM »

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Your golden ticket to Celtic Woman slash fics. And by "golden ticket", I mean I peed on your ticket. PWNED.

I'm surprised we don't get more pron spambots because of that. Ones that say "Click here for hot Celtic Lesbian Watersports Action!"

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 09:33:46 PM »

When I was looking at the shit that gets searched a while back, the jury duty cat was the number one draw that month. "Celtic woman" nor "slash fic" were there, though I imagine using them in an actual post just like you and I did now may trigger something.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 10:23:23 PM »

Some company thought "Cablevision" was actually a good name? Haha, fucking north east.

Quote from: B E C K on Mar 08, 2010, 09:33:46 PM

"Celtic woman" nor "slash fic" were there,

Even though you said "nor" you still have to say "not."

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 10:55:51 PM »

They're probably country wide. I have Cox, how's that for a cable-company name?

Want FioS, though.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 09:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 08, 2010, 10:23:23 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Mar 08, 2010, 09:33:46 PM
"Celtic woman" nor "slash fic" were there,

Even though you said "nor" you still have to say "not."

no, u

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 10:01:30 PM »

You used a comma! No one does that there even though they are supposed to! Also, you should have capitalized No, and the word is spelled you, and also a period or an exclamation mark is required.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 10:05:16 PM »

no, y

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 11:54:26 PM »

no....i need a more lemon pledge ....

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 11, 2010, 01:02:32 AM »

One day they'll be camps for people like you. And they won't be the fun ones named after Indians by white people.

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 11, 2010, 08:35:58 AM »

So what about the white ones named after white people? Like Camp David?

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 11, 2010, 12:42:29 PM »

Those are not nearly as fun. I don't get to dress up in Indian head dresses and have canoe races.