Author Topic: Missing the point. (Read 20491 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 10:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 19, 2010, 05:50:44 PM

I enjoy Fiber One products.

High-five, brutha!

Derrick · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 10:47:32 PM »

Hells yeah. I shit like a machine now combined with my morning yogurt. I don't eat the special-poop yogurt, just normal Yoplait.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 11:08:33 PM »

Ahaha, I went crazy with Fiber One shit when I first discovered it. Yep, it's damn strong I'll tell you what.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 03:25:12 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 22, 2010, 05:47:28 PM

You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.

Exactly. And oh have I smelled ass before. I was in a coffee shop and two old ladies were sitting at the table next to me, wearing moomoos or something. Totally out of place since this was a coffee shop next to Rittenhouse sq in philly, which is a reaally fancy area. Anyways, it was summer. They stood up to leave, a breeze came through and I smelled the WORST ODOR EVER. Not only just ass, but sweaty, rancid ass. I'm never going to forget this smell. I am forever traumatized

gwynn · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 05:58:39 PM »

You think that is a bad smell? I once climbed up in the ceiling of my HS graphics building with some friends to retrieve a week old dead opossum.
When trying to pick it up by the foot....the foot came off, that's how rotted this animal was. The building had to be evacuated.
I did get some free pineapple pizza for my troubles.

gwynn · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 06:00:26 PM »

Oh and I'm quite fond of Post Great Grains cereal, yoghurt isn't my thang.

Fiero · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 23, 2010, 08:00:57 PM »

I only like the yoghurt that is not actually yoghurt that goes on falafel that is actually a tahini dressing.

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 24, 2010, 04:00:43 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 22, 2010, 05:47:28 PM

You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.

Nutter Butters?

Fiero · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 24, 2010, 05:08:58 PM »

What? I FUCKING LOVE NUTTER BUTTER!

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 24, 2010, 09:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Mar 24, 2010, 04:00:43 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 22, 2010, 05:47:28 PM
You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.

Nutter Butters?

Dammit, what's wrong with you, boy?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 25, 2010, 01:36:00 PM »

Nutter Butters: the official cookie of NASCAR.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 02:17:58 PM »

What? My ass smells like Nutter Butters. Doesn't everyone's?

Fiero · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 05:54:13 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 06:03:29 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 28, 2010, 01:37:51 AM »

Well that sucks for you guys then.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 28, 2010, 07:13:32 AM »

Might not want to bend over near anyone with a NASCAR cap then.

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 12:02:33 PM »

He wouldn't...."Put me into the wall." would he?

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 12:19:08 PM »

No, he would use you as the wall, and put something else in it.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 12:39:43 PM »

I think you mean "he would use you as the wall,"

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 12:54:39 PM »

He would throw things against it or paint it visciously.

Fiero · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 03:15:18 PM »

It was late.

Rama · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 01:30:27 AM »

What? Your period? Who is the baby daddy?

Fiero · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 11:30:19 AM »

I have no idea what I meant by that.

Sam · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 11:38:51 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Mar 22, 2010, 01:48:54 PM

have you tried those new muscle milk bars- light? they taste like ass

Forget the bars, Muscle Milk itself tastes pretty awful. I don't think I've ever consumed anything else that screams "this is a greatly engineered food product" like Muscle Milk.

Fiero · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 03:14:58 PM »

The name alone makes it sound disgusting. Glad I will never try it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 03:38:57 PM »

All of you be glad that you were born too late to have Space Food Sticks put in your school lunches.

http://www.spacefoodsticks.com/pres.html

Fiero · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 05:05:30 PM »

But you could feel like an astronaut while eating it!

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Apr 01, 2010, 01:07:12 PM »

That's why I love eating Tang!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #58 on:** Apr 01, 2010, 01:36:59 PM »

In the "riding the vomit comet sense", maybe.

I can't even accurately describe it....vaguely chocolate flavored solid cornmeal perhaps? But damn, I can remember the taste. I ought to be Blaming Issues on those things.

Fiero · « **Reply #59 on:** Apr 01, 2010, 05:01:23 PM »

"Blaming Issues"

?