Author Topic: Missing the point. (Read 6230 times)

Derrick · « **on:** Feb 24, 2010, 09:39:50 PM »

from: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/23/AR2010022303221.html

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ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. -- A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.

Detective Lt. Charles Love said the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

The suspect remains at large.

Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that 'I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life."

Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been "hollering" that she wanted to lose weight. She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

This is why the rest of the world hates us. I can't say I right blame them.

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 25, 2010, 01:08:58 AM »

I overheard someone talking about this earlier today, and I had no idea it was this awesome.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 25, 2010, 01:52:33 AM »

Wait, what? I don't understand how it saved her life unless the fat physically stopped the bullet. Otherwise, wouldn't it have missed her completely if she had been skinny?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 25, 2010, 08:18:13 AM »

god atlantic city is so trashy. and yet i go there all the time during the summer. what can I say, i love the free drinks at the casinos

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 25, 2010, 08:34:14 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Feb 25, 2010, 08:18:13 AM

god atlantic city is so trashy. and yet i go there all the time during the summer. what can I say, i love the free drinks at the casinos

Hit up Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun. Both are so superior to the shitty Jersey Shore.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 26, 2010, 08:53:59 AM »

huh? where are those at?

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 26, 2010, 09:15:20 AM »

Connecticutt, largest casinos in the world.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 26, 2010, 07:43:51 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 26, 2010, 09:53:58 PM »

Much better than the shitty hardrock in Ft. Lauderdale. Night Clubs filled with 40 year old Cubans.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 27, 2010, 11:31:35 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 25, 2010, 01:52:33 AM

Wait, what? I don't understand how it saved her life unless the fat physically stopped the bullet. Otherwise, wouldn't it have missed her completely if she had been skinny?

If it were a glancing shot from the front or back, possibly. It depends on the angle of the shot and the size and velocity of the bullet. Being a fatass may have helped save her ass, given that fat is quite dense and adds considerably to tissue resistance.

gwynn · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 28, 2010, 08:21:40 AM »

Being fat can indeed save your life. You never hear of fat people drowning, or fat kids being kidnapped for instance.

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 28, 2010, 06:52:58 PM »

You do hear of their blood vessels exploding.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 02, 2010, 10:35:50 PM »

Or their diabeetus kicking in.

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 02, 2010, 10:40:50 PM »

Man he sure does say that word weird.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 03, 2010, 08:08:33 AM »

My toes are tingling, CUT THEM OFF!

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 05, 2010, 11:23:51 PM »

No, stop! That's just your Spider Sense---OHHHH. Too late.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 08:05:11 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Mar 02, 2010, 10:35:50 PM

Or their diabeetus kicking in.

Someone called?

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 08:48:18 PM »

Is your name diabeetus?

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 09:30:28 PM »

That's what he's listed under on the sex offenders database.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 10:19:37 PM »

That would be entertaining.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 08, 2010, 10:54:45 PM »

This woman looks like Precious. Neither are nor will they ever be.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 10, 2010, 09:45:52 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Mar 08, 2010, 10:54:45 PM

Neither are nor will they ever be.

OUCH. LOL

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 01:40:01 PM »

I'll always remember Wilford for the stupid oatmeal commercial: "Didja know Quakers Oats benefits you twice?" Hell, just say it fills you up and helps you poo. Live in truth!

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 05:50:44 PM »

I enjoy Fiber One products.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 08:10:40 AM »

I'm more of a Strawberry Super K kinda girl <3

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 10:40:39 AM »

I do a mix of whey protien and muscle milk for my post-workout recovery drink/meal subsitute.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 01:48:54 PM »

have you tried those new muscle milk bars- light? they taste like ass

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 02:37:02 PM »

Wait, how do you know what ass tastes like?

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 04:14:31 PM »

We have discussed her sexual history before. I stick with just the shakes, though. Nothing else ever tastes right.

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 05:47:28 PM »

You know what ass smells like? Well, the taste can not be far off.