Bill Clinton Recovering at Home

[B E C K]

CHAPPAQUA, N.Y. (AP) — Former President Bill Clinton was recovering at his home on Friday after leaving a Manhattan hospital where he underwent a heart procedure to fix a blocked artery.

“I feel great,” Mr. Clinton said from the driveway outside his home. “The doctors and the hospital crew did a great job.”

“I even did a couple miles on the treadmill today,” he added, before turning purple and dropping dead.

Oh, wait a minute, I just made that shit up, tee hee.  The rest of the real article here.  Whenever Clinton is quoted, I hear his words clearly in his voice.  This freaks me out.

[Karmarose]

Happy to hear he's okay. And I love that pic because he WOULD. :3

[Faye Valentine]

Forget about the heart, what about the skin on his face? wtf is going on there

[Derrick]

He's fat and old?

Oh, and he totally banged those Korean broads he freed on the plane ride back.

[B E C K]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Faye Valentine]

He's fat and old?

No, his skin looks weird. Like cocodrile's skin but since he's white it'd be like an albino cocodrile.

[B E C K]

Bill Clinton's not an albino crocodile.  In fact, he is very, very red.

[Faye Valentine]

Not all red, he has patches of red/pink. Haven't you noticed it? His skin looks WEIRD. I'm starting to believe those theories that say that he's a reptoid

[Rama]

Shhhh...they might be listening.

[B E C K]

Not all red, he has patches of red/pink. Haven't you noticed it? His skin looks WEIRD. I'm starting to believe those theories that say that he's a reptoid

You may be on to something.  I didn't get to see him up close.

[Fiero]

Is that like Reptar?

[Derrick]

Clinton's the shit.

[The D]

If Bill Clinton can save two hot chicks from the clutches of horny dwarf Kim Jong il, he needs to do more foreign diplomacy. He might be able to get Hamas to leave palestine, Iran to stop it's nuke program and embrace democracy, and the Taliban to stay in the mountains and never return. Sleep with the right people and he may end both wars we're into our necks in.

[Faye Valentine]

Not all red, he has patches of red/pink. Haven't you noticed it? His skin looks WEIRD. I'm starting to believe those theories that say that he's a reptoid

You may be on to something.  I didn't get to see him up close.

Maybe its because we have a new lcd tv and I'm telling you, with the quality of image of these bitches you can see everything. Every pore, every vein, even their soul, so most tv people I've seen put 50 pounds of makeup on their faces (and its pretty obvious) but no Mr Clinton, he goes al fresco

[B E C K]

I think it would be scarier if he did put on 50 lbs. of make-up.

[Faye Valentine]

Obama wears as much, his face looks like a mask

[B E C K]

A death mask.

[Fiero]

Oh, is he going to be on the death panels himself?

[B E C K]

Possibly, quite possibly.