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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #30 on: Feb 17, 2010, 01:57:50 PM »
:lmao:  Meh, I like Depp better.  Although Bill has a cute tiny waist.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #31 on: Feb 17, 2010, 05:03:41 PM »
That man is not attractive. But Depp is. I think it has more to do with looks + personality than just looks.
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #32 on: Feb 17, 2010, 06:43:50 PM »
:lmao:  Meh, I like Depp better.  Although Bill has a cute tiny waist.
Bill is a gorgeous....human. I thought he was hot when I first saw a pic. Does that makes me a lesbo?

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #33 on: Feb 17, 2010, 07:21:31 PM »
I'm going to say no, with a yessy aftertaste.
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #34 on: Feb 17, 2010, 10:25:15 PM »
I'll say yes.  Yes, it does.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #35 on: Feb 18, 2010, 03:12:28 PM »
Some time ago I saw an interview online in which Bill was talking about how lonely he was and how he was in search for the "perfect girlfriend" and then I read the comments of the fangirls who watched the video talking about how sexy and manly he was. In the video he acted soooo gay, with mannerisms, hand movements, you name it. I lol'ed at these women's ingenuity

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #36 on: Feb 19, 2010, 08:14:00 PM »
Well most girls on the internet are actually old guys, so maybe it'll work out somehow.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #37 on: Feb 22, 2010, 12:57:23 AM »
Okay I don't know who that is but I'd hit it. A. Billion. Times. Over.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #38 on: Feb 22, 2010, 10:32:05 AM »
Who, you mean Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel?  He always kinda looks like he's trying out for Cats.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #39 on: Feb 22, 2010, 11:57:04 AM »
Yea him. I'd have to dump him in a few years though when his prettiness starts to fade. Boys like that have a short shelf life.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #40 on: Feb 22, 2010, 12:09:21 PM »
Does Cher know he borrowed her hair?

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #41 on: Feb 22, 2010, 04:58:13 PM »
His jawline and cheekbones look like they were composited together from two different people.  How did this thread morph into a discussion about very feminine looking men in one page?

I'll steer it back on course.  Happy belater birthday, you magnificent bastard, you.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #42 on: Feb 22, 2010, 09:24:00 PM »
This was a birthday thread?
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #43 on: Feb 22, 2010, 10:02:19 PM »
His jawline and cheekbones look like they were composited together from two different people.  How did this thread morph into a discussion about very feminine looking men in one page?

I'll steer it back on course.  Happy belater birthday, you magnificent bastard, you.

Ha ha, he does but I assure you he's very real.  Someone get Zero a Bill Kaulitz piņata.  That'll tie both topics neatly back together again.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #44 on: Feb 23, 2010, 03:47:26 PM »
Oh fuck now we're talking about that female-to-male transgendered fag from Tokio Hotel, aren't we?

I hate that band. I hate it not only because it's music is generic as shit, but also because of the dumbfuck fans who pretend the band ISN'T a modern-day pop-rock boy band like the Jonas Bros.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #45 on: Feb 23, 2010, 04:15:32 PM »
Never heard of them. Glad I haven't.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #46 on: Feb 23, 2010, 04:25:36 PM »
His jawline and cheekbones look like they were composited together from two different people.
You should see his twin brother. I hate how most of the artsy pics of them are so homo-erotic. They grabbing each other and shit.

Its sad that for like a whole year I thought Bill was a girl. Even though I saw full body pics I always thought that "she" just didnt have boobs

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #47 on: Feb 24, 2010, 02:13:15 PM »
female-to-male transgendered fag

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I hate that band. I hate it not only because it's music is generic as shit, but also because of the dumbfuck fans who pretend the band ISN'T a modern-day pop-rock boy band like the Jonas Bros.

Even though I like a few of their songs, I wouldn't know if it's in the same vein of music as the Jonas Bros. but still...  I've seen performances of the Jonaseseses and Tokio Hotel:
Tokio Hotel >>> Jonas Bros.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #48 on: Feb 24, 2010, 02:55:54 PM »
Even though I like a few of their songs, I wouldn't know if it's in the same vein of music as the Jonas Bros. but still...  I've seen performances of the Jonaseseses and Tokio Hotel:
Tokio Hotel >>> Jonas Bros.

So what you are saying is that when Tokio Hotel hits a speed boost, they turn into the Jonas Brothers?
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #49 on: Feb 24, 2010, 03:15:04 PM »
Ummmmmm, sure.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #50 on: Feb 24, 2010, 05:32:42 PM »
Lrn 2 F-Zero.
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #51 on: Feb 24, 2010, 05:44:05 PM »
no, u.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #52 on: Feb 24, 2010, 05:57:00 PM »
Actually, I hate that game. I thought I was referencing Mario Kart for SNES, but the arrows in that game were singular, not repeated.
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #53 on: Feb 25, 2010, 01:57:06 AM »
I forgot all about F-Zero anyway until you mentioned it in this post.  And now I have the urge to hit you with a red turtle shell.

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #54 on: Feb 25, 2010, 02:27:51 AM »
All I could hear after reading Fiero's post was Toad saying "WAHOO!!"

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #55 on: Feb 25, 2010, 08:20:24 AM »
Even though I like a few of their songs, I wouldn't know if it's in the same vein of music as the Jonas Bros. but still...  I've seen performances of the Jonaseseses and Tokio Hotel:
Tokio Hotel >>> Jonas Bros.
Deeefinitely. Ive only heard one song of Tokio Hotel (in german) and Ive never heard any from the JOnas Bros but they just look like pansies. Tokio Hotel looks more hardcore yeaaaaah

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #56 on: Feb 25, 2010, 01:42:54 PM »
Sam >>>>>>>>>>>>>  Full Energy Sam.  Fuck yeah!


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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #57 on: Feb 25, 2010, 04:20:47 PM »
Sam, I think you are right. Then what did the speed boost look like?
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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #58 on: Feb 26, 2010, 08:55:47 AM »
coke?

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Re: Happy B-day, Zero!
« Reply #59 on: Feb 26, 2010, 09:23:55 AM »
Walter White's blue crystals?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.