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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #120 on: Jun 21, 2010, 09:28:29 AM »
thanks fiero <3

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #121 on: Jun 22, 2010, 04:26:32 AM »
He is too cool, he is as cold as ice!
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #122 on: Jun 22, 2010, 11:47:44 AM »
To cold. To cold.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #123 on: Jun 22, 2010, 04:57:24 PM »
* Fiero looks sheepish
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Ha, I had no idea such a thing existed.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #124 on: Jun 22, 2010, 07:47:48 PM »
I thought you built this forum from scratch? No?
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #125 on: Jun 22, 2010, 07:48:35 PM »
To cold. To cold.

How does one perform the action, "to cold." Is it like fanning cold air at someone?
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #126 on: Jun 23, 2010, 01:38:06 AM »
It involves "Words to your mother."

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #127 on: Jun 23, 2010, 11:21:04 AM »
To or too

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #128 on: Jun 23, 2010, 11:36:00 AM »
tutu.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #129 on: Jun 23, 2010, 07:54:25 PM »
Touche
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #130 on: Jun 23, 2010, 08:16:24 PM »
douche

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #131 on: Jun 23, 2010, 08:38:17 PM »
la douche
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #132 on: Jun 24, 2010, 12:38:52 AM »
I thought you built this forum from scratch? No?

No, it is not Nuri's German Chocolate Cake.  It's Nuri's Lemon Cake.  I did add a feature here and there, but not that one.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #133 on: Jun 24, 2010, 12:58:17 AM »
So you didn't make this place from your rib? The lies just keep getting deeper and deeper.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #134 on: Jun 24, 2010, 01:04:20 AM »
It is my rib.  I just added rims, spoilers, and hydraulics.  That's right.  Spoilers.  One on top of the other, doing it spoiler doggie-style.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #135 on: Jun 24, 2010, 01:07:54 AM »
Gold windshield wipers?

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #136 on: Jun 24, 2010, 01:15:46 AM »
Pu-lease!  I'm no pimp or gangsta, son.   :fingershake:

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #137 on: Jun 24, 2010, 01:25:27 AM »
But the gold makes them look refined!

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #138 on: Jun 24, 2010, 07:40:10 PM »
* Dangerous D wonders when the hell this forum turned into IRC.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #139 on: Jun 25, 2010, 02:10:05 PM »
* Fiero wonders if the forum has other IRC code

/nick RSIxidor

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Hmm. Not either of those at least.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #140 on: Jun 26, 2010, 01:57:51 AM »
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #141 on: Jul 03, 2010, 03:45:01 PM »
I've never been so glad to be a beloved franchise fail... at least in the reviews.  Too early to tell the box office numbers since they appear kinda solid so far, but I'm hoping they'll plummet soon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Airbender#Critical_reception

From: Is The Last Airbender the worse movie ever? - http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b188751_last_airbender_worst_movie_ever.html

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Is Last Airbender the Worst Movie Ever?
Fri., Jul. 2, 2010 12:47 PM PDT by Joal Ryan

 
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 The Last Airbender is "dull," "dreadful," and, lowest of low blows, "like a Care Bears movie."

Well, all right, hardly any movie gets perfect reviews. But has any film ever gotten so many bad reviews?

The short answer is Battlefield Earth—meaning, yes, other films have been blasted good by critics. But, boy, oh boy, in Hollywood's summer of unloved movies, The Last Airbender, which opened Thursday, is getting some historic hate.

As of this morning, its Metacritic rating stood at 20, "good" for a spot on the review-crunching site's all-time low scores list. (Airbender's down there between Digimon: The Movie and the Lisa Kudrow rap classic, Marci X.) Worse, outside of Ashton Kutcher's and Katherine Heigl's Killers, Airbender is the only 2010 wide release on the Metacritic's list of shame.

Things are no better at Rotten Tomatoes, where its Tomatometer reading is a barely there 9 percent, which is actually up from yesterday's 6 percent. (For the record, our own Luke Y. Thompson assigned the "most boring summer-action epic in ages" a D+.)

Even before the bad reviews came along, it's been a rough ride for The Last Airbender, which couldn't call itself Avatar: The Last Airbender, like the animated series it's based on, because of some little James Cameron project: Avatar-something.

The film's also been dogged by criticism that director M. Night Shyamalan cast too many non-Asians in Asian roles. Time magazine's Richard Corliss tried to disarm the controversy with perhaps the film's most devastating review. In it, he argues that "actors who didn't get to be in The Last Airbender are like the passengers who arrived too late to catch the final flight of the Hindenburg."

But before you write off the reputedly $150 million behemoth as a disaster, two things: (1) At the fan-review site Flixster, the film's a hit; and, (2) At the box office, the film's a non-bomb, scoring a solid, if non-Eclipse-ian $16 million opening day.

So, maybe the Care Bears thing was meant as a compliment?

Protestors Picket 'Last Airbender' - http://rafu.com/news/2010/07/protesters-picket-%E2%80%98last-airbender%E2%80%99/

On the plus side, a new animated series Avatar: The Legend of Korra is supposed to be in the works.  Maybe the fact this fuck-up of a film wasn't allowed to use the name Avatar was a God send.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #142 on: Jul 03, 2010, 04:03:26 PM »
From: http://www.racebending.com/v3/general/the-last-airbender-film-changes-from-the-cartoon-series/

This made me rofl. 

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ORIGINAL:
The Air Nomad elders sit before Aang. They inform him that he is the Avatar and that he must be sent away to begin his training in the four elements. Aang makes the decision to run away.

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Aang stands before the Air Nomads as they inform him he is the Avatar. They kneel before him. He is told that as the avatar, he is not allowed to have a family. He decides to run away because he is afraid of not having a family.

This is different from the original series, where Avatars were allowed to have families. Avatar Roku’s descendants, in particular, have a dramatic impact on the lineage of important characters in the Airbender television series.

Y CANTZ I HAVE A FAMBLEE!!!11rlmgg  That's retarded.  I'll spoil this without tags because it's already fucking old.  Fire Nation Prince Zuko's now-lost mommy was Roku's granddaughter and one of Zuko's paternal great-grandfathers, Fire Lord Sozin--Roku's best friend voiced by fucking Ron Perlman (hell, yeah)--killed him!  Shyamalamadingdong writing a screen play for a show he apparently never watched.  Asshat.  His daughter's supposedly a fan.  He should've gotten her help on this thing.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #143 on: Jul 03, 2010, 04:05:41 PM »
A review by a fan on IMDB:
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I don't think I've ever left a theater angry in my entire life. Disappointed? Sure. Frustrated? Absolutely. Bored out of my skull? Just last week! But never actually ANGRY with the film I just saw.

That changed tonight. After stumbling out of a midnight screening of Airbender, I couldn't even believe what I had just seen. This movie (if one could even call it that) fails on every possible level.

As a film? Awful.

As a 3D film? I will never see a post-converted 3D movie again. EVER.

And as an adaptation? It fails so spectacularly that there is a crater left in its wake.

I loved the animated series deeply. I felt connected to the characters, the plot, and the story. It was well-written, wonderfully conceived, and beautifully executed. Shyamalan has taken one of the best animated series I have seen and destroyed it. He tore it to shreds, set it on fire, and then urinated on its smoldering corpse.

While many movies have an actor or two that was miscast, for Airbender it is easier to mention which actors HAVEN'T been miscast, and off the top of my head I can't think of any. It seriously concerns me that Shyamalan, who did such great work with Sixth Sense and a good job with Unbreakable and even Signs (which was about 3/4 of a great movie), could continue to worsen after the abortion that was The Happening, and yet here we are. I wonder if he has some kind of tumor growing in his head that is sapping whatever creative spark he once had, leeching his inventiveness and abilities into a dark hole in his mind. What happened to him? I used to say, despite the fact that his writing has gotten more meandering and horrid over the years, that he was still a fine director (ignoring The Happening). But no more. He has lost even that skill.

Character names were mispronounced from the series for inexplicable reasons (Ahng instead of Aang, SO-kah instead of SOK-kah) [Nuri Note: They also turned EYE-ROH into EE-ROH], ages were rearranged for no particular purpose, and every single one of the child actors annoyed the living crap out of me. He gave little to no time for the characters to breathe, rushing them from one locale to the next in some mad attempt to pack the entirety of the first season of the show into a two-hour film, and he failed miserably.

Narration, which should be used rarely if ever (and even then only to add to the depth of the story), was instead used to fill in gaps of knowledge in the plot. Whole sections that were some of my favorite parts of the show were excised in favor of one poorly-written scene after another.

And as for Mr. Shyamalan: You should be ashamed with what you've done here. The absolute worst part of it was what you did to the fans, and I don't just mean me. At the screening there were perhaps a dozen people dressed as characters from the series, and they were so animated and bubbly by the time the lights went down that I knew we had the perfect audience. When the titles came up, they cheered and applauded with such enthusiasm that I couldn't help but smile. Then the movie actually got going, and as it went on the crowd became quieter and quieter, until eventually there was nothing left but silence, and that was only about 20 minutes in.

The disappointment, the utter and complete hopelessness that I saw on their faces as they left was the worst part. They were children, ostensibly the audience this film was made for, and you ruined it for them.

I am ashamed of you, and if you never make another movie again, it will be too soon.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #144 on: Jul 03, 2010, 04:49:46 PM »
PostPro 3D is ALWAYS fail, except maybe for animated features.
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« Reply #145 on: Jul 04, 2010, 12:00:53 AM »
You could tell they were really desperate for those extra 3D dollars.

Dante Basco's blog post on The Last Airbender.  Basco, a Filipino American actor, voiced Zuko (the character played by Dev Patel) in the original animated show:
http://dantebasco.wordpress.com/2010/07/01/the-last-airbender-to-boycott-or-not/

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #146 on: Jul 05, 2010, 05:35:50 AM »
M. Night Shmuckalan is officially full of fail.

Quoting from this site - http://www.cinematical.com/2010/06/28/shyamalan-rants-about-airbender-and-racism/

For those suffering from tl;dr syndrome, basically he claims he casted color-blind...  Except all the heroes are white, the one bad nation is full of darkies, and nobody's black (which doesn't make sense if you're oh-so-friggin' color blind).

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Indie Movies Online has shared a very long rant from the filmmaker at a recent round table, where he slaps the racist label back on the detractors. Shyamalan boils much of the controversy down to people not understanding the progression of the series: "when we get to the second movie (hopefully), since its based in the Earth Kingdom, suddenly the movie will seem entirely politically correct Asian, and the accusers will feel like they won. YOU DID NOT WIN! YOU DID NOT WIN!" To the director, this feature is the "most culturally diverse movie series of all time," and he describes how he came to cast the nations:

"There are four nations, and I had to eventually make a decision about what nationality each of them are. What happened was, Noah Ringer walked in the door – and there was no other human being on the planet that could play Aang except for this kid. To me, he felt mixed race with an Asian quality to him. I made all the Air nomads mixed race – some of them are Hispanic, some of them are Korean. Every monk you see in a flashback, in that world, are all mixed race because they're nomadic. I felt that really worked as a culture. OK, so that's one-quarter of our world population. The second group is the Fire Nation; when Dev was cast as Zuko, I said, OK, I have to cast an Uncle Iroh that looks like his uncle. We're going to go from Indian/Persian to Mediterranean, all that group with all its darker colors including Italians.

Moving on to the third group, which is the Earth kingdom (which is the biggest kingdom in this fictional world): I liked a bunch of the people who happened to be Japanese, Korean, Philippine, so I decided to make the Earth kingdom Asians. Now we're at three-quarters of the world. Now I have the brother and sister left. If you don't have an edict of "don't put white people in the movie" then the Water tribe can be European/Caucasian. So that's how it ended up. So now we're at one-half of the population of the movie which is not white."

He later continues: "I had complete say in casting. So if you need to point the racist finger, point it at me, and if it doesn't stick, then be quiet." He doesn't, unfortunately, discuss the extras casting call, and the attitudes that went along with that, which producer Frank Marshall blamed on the local casting company. But he does play his own race card: "You're coming at me, the one Asian filmmaker who has the right to cast anybody I want, and I'm casting this entire movie in this color blind way where everyone is represented."

First of all, if the Water Nation is supposed to be white, why is everyone else in their village but the main characters freakin' Asian?  The two heroes and their white granny live with a bunch of Eskimos?  FTW.  Why did he bother with Asian extras if he wanted them all Nordic and shit?  Since he didn't do this, I don't frickin' believe him.

Second, where the fuck did he get it in his head that he had to make a decision on what nationality people were?  It was already made!  There is as much room for Scarlett Johansen in the Avatar:TLA world as there is for Bill Duke and the freakin' cast of Jersey Shore.  There is not a single black guy or blonde person or Snooki in the damn cartoon.  Everybody's Asian!  They use real Asian martial arts, wear Asian clothing, use predominantly Asian architecture, write and read in Chinese calligraphy, eat Asian food (I don't even think they have forks in their world), and echo the sentiments of Asian spirituality and lore. The main dude went to the Spirit World and met a dragon and panda.  How Asian can you get?  Did it really have to be beaten into Shymalangaga's head?

Third, M. Night's an asshat.  He wants a finger?  He's got a finger.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #147 on: Jul 06, 2010, 09:37:20 AM »
lol poor Night Shamalyan. He'll never make another movie again

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« Reply #148 on: Jul 06, 2010, 12:38:12 PM »
I bet you he will.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #149 on: Jul 06, 2010, 12:51:33 PM »
Yeah...because the American zombie movie public went and saw this in droves, thus insuring it was a hit. At least it got beat by Eclipse. Although I'm still not sure what is the lesser of those two evils.
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