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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #60 on: Apr 19, 2010, 07:00:35 AM »
LOL I like the image name btw

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #61 on: Apr 21, 2010, 01:36:07 PM »
The Fail keeps piling on. Jesus.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #62 on: Apr 21, 2010, 03:13:49 PM »
Remove the first period and the resulting sentence is funnier.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #63 on: Apr 23, 2010, 05:08:42 PM »
Jesus can take it.  And then Mel Gibson'll make a movie about it.

In other news:

Frank Marshall can suck it.  Here, I'll paraphase: "Derrrrr, we didn't mean ta."  Racebending.com then shows that Frank Marshall lives with his head firmly lodged either in the sand or up his own ass. 

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2010, 04:18:18 PM »

Similar to the last trailer w/ a few differences.  Man, the bending looks cheesy.  They just have people move in one direction and then animate fire or water or whatever to try and hide the fact that the bending had basis in real martial arts.  The part where they show Aang and then a bunch of Asiany Asians bowing down to him made me lol for all the wrong reasons.  Also, the way they're selling this is as Zuko wanting to stop the world being in balance when Zuko just wants daddy's love.  Boo hoo hoo.  Those sets look cheap, too.  Looks like all the money went to the CG.  That means this movie should be a huge hit since that's all 90% of the movie-going audience seems to give a damn about.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2010, 07:00:31 PM »
If it is not in 3D, it will fail.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2010, 01:30:06 AM »
3D is a fad anyway. Big money now, but I doubt it's here for the long run.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2010, 02:17:25 AM »
TAKE IT BACK!
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2010, 01:13:32 PM »
It's true. It's not like all movies are ever going to be in 3D. I mean why would someone want to see Sex in the City 2 in 3D? They won't. And after the new wears off people are going to get tired of having to wear the glasses and pay extra for the right to see something in 3D. And the technology that they are using has been around for a long time. I remember seeing a movie in 3D back in like 97, but it has only been recently that Hollywood big wigs have started to push this tec. for mainstream movies. When they move on to the next big thing, 3D will die off and just be a novelty they break out from time to time to milk out a few more sales.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2010, 08:43:32 PM »
Yeah, isn't this just another resurgence before the envitable ebb?  Of course, what do I know?  I thought Avatar would be a stink for sure.  (Not this one, which deserves to be a stink, but the blue one... which deserves it too but less.)  3d makes me sick.  Literally.  Thirty minute 3d films added with something else as a double feature sounds kinda cool.  The thing is if they had wanted to do it in 3D, The Last Airbender would've been cool with all of the elements and all.  But they got virtually nothing else right, so I wouldn't expect them to do that right either.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2010, 10:27:08 PM »
Technology and entertainment are cyclical.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2010, 12:34:47 PM »
Your butt is cyclical.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2010, 05:19:31 PM »
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2010, 06:04:16 PM »
Do not make a cyclical ass of yourself.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2010, 11:47:22 PM »
Good advice.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2010, 08:15:52 PM »
Dear god every time I see that whining, sniveling, puppy-eyed, emo brat of a girl, I want to punch her fucking face in.

Does that make me a future wife beater? Wanting to beat up on some 14-year-old girl because she's a shitty actor and every time she appears on screen I want to hit her several times?
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2010, 10:29:38 PM »
Who?
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2010, 07:44:20 PM »
The pudding-face brat chick they got to play Katara.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2010, 08:59:55 PM »
I have to apologize, I am not really paying attention.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2010, 12:40:39 AM »
This is going to be the highest grossing movie of all time.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2010, 10:58:32 PM »
I have to apologize, I am not really paying attention.

You don't have to apologize.  In fact, I would prefer if you and millions of others would actually completely ignore this movie all together.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2010, 09:47:33 AM »
Anybody notice that no one other than Apa speaks in the trailer?

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #82 on: May 30, 2010, 02:13:46 PM »
So apparently my roommates parents' neighbor's nephew is Aang.
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #83 on: May 31, 2010, 01:56:41 AM »
No...that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #84 on: May 31, 2010, 06:32:43 AM »
Yeah well my grandfather's cousin played George Jefferson Mother on The Jeffersons! I WIN!

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #85 on: May 31, 2010, 09:01:07 PM »
So what does that make us?
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #86 on: Jun 01, 2010, 01:44:18 AM »
Absolutely nothing!

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #87 on: Jun 01, 2010, 09:20:51 PM »
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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #88 on: Jun 02, 2010, 10:45:49 AM »
You know, after seeing the trailer for this before Ironman 2, I'm quite looking forward to it.  It looks fun.

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Re: The Last Racebender
« Reply #89 on: Jun 03, 2010, 10:13:58 PM »
Noooo!  *kicks you*  If you have to support racism, stick to Prince of Persia.