Author Topic: The last thing I ate was... (Read 364738 times)

IDE · « **Reply #960 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:39:42 PM »

I don't know what pee tastes like either though so I'd have no point of reference.

B E C K · « **Reply #961 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:40:48 PM »

Sounds like it's time for you to do some prep work.

IDE · « **Reply #962 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:41:47 PM »

Or perhaps somethings should remain a mystery...

B E C K · « **Reply #963 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:54:07 PM »

Pfft. Fine! Your loss.

IDE · « **Reply #964 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:03:14 PM »

You just want to pee in my mouth.

B E C K · « **Reply #965 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:03:44 PM »

I never said that.

IDE · « **Reply #966 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:11:27 PM »

But I did!

How you doin

B E C K · « **Reply #967 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:46:50 PM »

But I was just gonna present you with a cup of Nuri Mystery Punch.

IDE · « **Reply #968 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 08:59:43 PM »

ugh no way! I want it fresh from the tap! I mean I would if I was into that sort of thing, which I'm totally not...unless you...nah totally not into...I mean you wouldn't...right none of that.

Fiero · « **Reply #969 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 10:51:35 PM »

So, I'm going to throw up now... Thanks guys.

B E C K · « **Reply #970 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:05:37 PM »

Make sure you do it in the Nuri Mystery Punch bowl.

Fiero · « **Reply #971 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:47:35 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 27, 2011, 11:05:37 PM

Make sure you do it in the Nuri Mystery Punch bowl.

That would just make me throw up more.

IDE · « **Reply #972 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 11:50:20 PM »

Period blood! Period blood!

Fiero · « **Reply #973 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:17:10 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:50:20 PM

Period blood! Period blood!

MORE VOMITING

B E C K · « **Reply #974 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:34:58 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:50:20 PM

Period blood! Period blood!

Sorry, only in the Merla Mystery Punch.

Fiero · « **Reply #975 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:48:59 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 28, 2011, 12:34:58 AM

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 11:50:20 PM
Period blood! Period blood!

Sorry, only in the Merla Mystery Punch.

That's ... odd.

B E C K · « **Reply #976 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 12:54:09 AM »

Well, I thought we were talking about now. Check back with me in a week and I'll see if I have any fresh drippings in stock.

Fiero · « **Reply #977 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 01:03:22 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Dec 28, 2011, 12:54:09 AM

Well, I thought we were talking about now. Check back with me in a week and I'll see if I have any fresh drippings in stock.

Got it. MORE VOMITS

Rama · « **Reply #978 on:** Dec 28, 2011, 01:10:20 AM »

Yeah but now we can mark both Merla and Beck's cycles on the calendar. I don't know how that is helpful...but there must be something we can do with that information.

B E C K · « **Reply #979 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 12:55:34 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #980 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM »

Oh! Must be time to mark her down.

Fiero · « **Reply #981 on:** Dec 29, 2011, 04:40:13 PM »

Knowing when women get their moonblood is quite useful.

B E C K · « **Reply #982 on:** Dec 30, 2011, 12:21:05 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 29, 2011, 02:18:38 PM

Oh! Must be time to mark her down.

No, it's today.

joe · « **Reply #983 on:** Dec 30, 2011, 10:58:41 AM »

Why is that accompanied by a joe face?

IDE · « **Reply #984 on:** Jan 01, 2012, 01:28:57 AM »

Don't you live with Merla? Aren't you supposed to sync your cycles to augment your witch powers or something?

B E C K · « **Reply #985 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:29:52 AM »

I guess so.

B E C K · « **Reply #986 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:30:53 AM »

Ha, and I already cheated on my vegan experiment. Saw some cookies I couldn't resist and they had egg and shit in 'em. Still, going to move forward from this though.

Fiero · « **Reply #987 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 11:24:02 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 03, 2012, 12:30:53 AM

Ha, and I already cheated on my vegan experiment. Saw some cookies I couldn't resist and they had egg and shit in 'em. Still, going to move forward from this though.

I understand this completely.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #988 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:28:57 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jan 01, 2012, 01:28:57 AM

Don't you live with Merla? Aren't you supposed to sync your cycles to augment your witch powers or something?

This is an urban legend. Any synching is coincidence, which people see as paterns in noise.

B E C K · « **Reply #989 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 09:37:40 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 03, 2012, 11:24:02 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 03, 2012, 12:30:53 AM
Ha, and I already cheated on my vegan experiment. Saw some cookies I couldn't resist and they had egg and shit in 'em. Still, going to move forward from this though.

I understand this completely.

Yeah, and then Merla and I fucked up again today. We bought this chocolate and thought it was vegan but it has some milk product as the last ingredient. Organic and free-trade but, still, balls! Next time I'll get the Endangered Species one as I had originally planned. Har har. Well, I guess this whole thing's a learning experience, right? Still managed to get through the rest of the day vegan though. Made a delicious and very plentiful vegetable stirfry for dinner.