--- Registration is open. Gib Cialis? ---

Author Topic: The last thing I ate was...  (Read 363395 times)

Fiero

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7318
  • Owl Pellets: 2004
    • View Profile
    • Inert Itinerant
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #30 on: Feb 11, 2010, 03:04:44 AM »
Somoas!!! I think the only ones I can eat and call myself vegan are the peanut butter ones.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

Rama

  • The Laziest Man on Mars
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 10369
  • Owl Pellets: 1124
  • Sex Robot...Sex Robot
    • View Profile
    • Radioactive Theater
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #31 on: Feb 11, 2010, 03:09:20 AM »
Is this dead nigger storage?

Dude, FTW?

He's quoting Pulp Fiction.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #32 on: Feb 11, 2010, 03:43:14 AM »
Oh, okay.  Haven't seen that shit since 1994.  Why's he quoting that anyway?  What did I miss?

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #33 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:28:50 AM »
Big Kahuna Burger = What the assholes who stole Marcelus Wallace's briefcase were eating when Jules and Vincent came in.

Then they killed everyone but Marvin (Phil Lamar).

Brain fragments in the car = They then put Marvin in Jules's car, where  Vincent accidently blows off Marvin's head.

Then they travel to Jimmy's house (supposed to be played by Steve Buscemi, but Quentin Tarantino played it) where he constantly refers to them thinking his house is: "Dead Nigger Storage". There was a great deal of contraversy since Jules is allowed to say Nigger in the movie, yet Tarantino was not.

Sweet Potato fries last night.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #34 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:31:00 AM »
Phil Lamar was in Pulp Fiction?   :o

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #35 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:32:47 AM »
Yup, double agent working for Marcellus with the theives who stole whatever the MacGuffin was. Then, after they eliminated everyone, Vincent was talking to him with the gun passively pointed at him and the gun goes off, blowing his Samurai-Jack Brains everywhere and ruinining Jules's car.

Fucking Phil Lamar.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #36 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:39:08 AM »
Sounds like some Static Shock powers could've come in handy.

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #37 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:43:45 AM »
Could he deflect a bullet? I never watched that show.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #38 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:46:58 AM »
He electrocuted shit or something.

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #39 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:49:13 AM »
Probably not a good idea when someone has a hair-triggered gun pointed at your head.

Either way, I'll just save time and call the wolf.

A cup of yoplait Lemon yougurt.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #40 on: Feb 11, 2010, 08:22:02 AM »
Phil Lamar was in Pulp Fiction?   :o
Wait, are you telling me that Marvin is actually famous?


ps: Fiero you suck for being a vegan

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #41 on: Feb 11, 2010, 10:24:54 AM »
He's a voice actor in like every cartoon now. His real acting career never went past MadTV.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Rama

  • The Laziest Man on Mars
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 10369
  • Owl Pellets: 1124
  • Sex Robot...Sex Robot
    • View Profile
    • Radioactive Theater
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #42 on: Feb 11, 2010, 01:03:27 PM »
I bet a Green Lantern ring could have stopped that bullet.


And here I thought I was the only one that watched Static Shock.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #43 on: Feb 11, 2010, 03:12:07 PM »
It turns out you were one of five.  No seriously, it was a good show.

Last thing I ate: pancakes.  :happy:

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #44 on: Feb 11, 2010, 03:13:55 PM »
ps: Fiero you suck for being a vegan

I think it rocks.  I'd be one too except I like meat too damn much!  :goddammit:

Hey, so, is it true if you're a vegan and go down on a meatasaurus chick, you can taste the meat and get all disgusted?  Huh?  Huh?   :raiseeyebrow:

Fiero

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7318
  • Owl Pellets: 2004
    • View Profile
    • Inert Itinerant
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #45 on: Feb 11, 2010, 04:18:38 PM »
I don't actually know. Since being a vegan I've only tasted two women, and one didn't eat much meat, and the other was a vegetarian.

PS. Faye, you suck for saying I suck just because I choose to do what I choose.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

Karmarose

  • Thermite Paint!
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Erotic Plastic Snowman
  • **
  • Posts: 90
  • Owl Pellets: 3
    • View Profile
    • http://geminipersona.deviantart.com
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #46 on: Feb 11, 2010, 04:35:55 PM »
And here I thought I was the only one that watched Static Shock.

I watched it too. Wasn't bad, but then they kept switching the time so I stopped watching it.
Didn't know Static's friend was gay either, till recently.

By the way, last thing I ate: Wright's Farm Chicken. Fuck yeah.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #47 on: Feb 11, 2010, 05:03:49 PM »
I don't actually know. Since being a vegan I've only tasted two women, and one didn't eat much meat, and the other was a vegetarian.

PS. Faye, you suck for saying I suck just because I choose to do what I choose.
you still suck more!!

I just had some leftover curry and then some peanut m&ms and 2 strawberry rollups :3 and for dinner my habibi is bringing me sushi

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #48 on: Feb 11, 2010, 06:22:30 PM »
And here I thought I was the only one that watched Static Shock.

I watched it too. Wasn't bad, but then they kept switching the time so I stopped watching it.
Didn't know Static's friend was gay either, till recently.

By the way, last thing I ate: Wright's Farm Chicken. Fuck yeah.

I didn't know Richie was gay.  Dude!  Although it seems he was a combination of two characters but I remember the other character Frieda appearing in the show.  That's weird.

And yeah, I recall the musical chairs-style timeslots really screwing over my viewing of the show.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #49 on: Jul 08, 2010, 08:38:27 AM »
So I'm reviving this thread cause something funny and unexpected (kind of) happened to me yesterday:
I went to have lunch with my best friend, and of course my baby, to a 3 michelin star restaurant. THEY DIDNT LET ME IN CAUSE IHAD THE BABYYY! Actually they did let me in but to the "more casual" part of the restaurant. Wtf. I mean I rage cause this is bs but at the same time I understand cause I would be fucking mad if some freaking baby was screaming and crying while I was having lunch at a nice place... BUT she doesn't cry or anything, she's a lady :-( I can expect this from any nice restaurant (and I have actually decided not to go to some cause I know, without asking, that they would say no to a baby) but the thing is that when my friend called to make reservations she told them we were coming with a baby and they said yes that fine. Oh well :-(

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #50 on: Jul 08, 2010, 11:45:55 AM »
At least they let you eat. Honestly, if I'm paying 50+ a plate for braised shortribs topped with truffles, I don't want some brat whining and simpering throughout the meal.

They at least have offered you a chefs table in the kitchen.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #51 on: Jul 08, 2010, 04:22:10 PM »
Yeah true.
I didnt understand your last sentence though

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #52 on: Jul 08, 2010, 08:47:43 PM »
The Chef's table is a table they set up in the kitchen so you can talk with and watch the chef cook your meal.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Fiero

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7318
  • Owl Pellets: 2004
    • View Profile
    • Inert Itinerant
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #53 on: Jul 09, 2010, 12:00:54 AM »
I think there is a 'could' missing from his sentence.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #54 on: Jul 09, 2010, 07:49:33 AM »
Could be.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Faye Valentine

  • Peruvian Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 7837
  • Owl Pellets: 2105
    • View Profile
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #55 on: Jul 09, 2010, 08:24:19 AM »
The Chef's table is a table they set up in the kitchen so you can talk with and watch the chef cook your meal.
Yeah I know what a chef's table is! Fiero is right, you needed a "could". Now I get it! pfffttt they would never let you go to a chef table of  michelin restaurant with a baby! unless you are a celebrity or a chef yourself forget it

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #56 on: Jul 09, 2010, 08:53:42 AM »
Depends on the baby. Some Chefs love kids.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #57 on: Jul 09, 2010, 09:06:39 PM »
They especially loved them braised and topped with truffles.


And the last thing I ate was one of those Jello chocolate mousse things.  Those things are good!

Derrick

  • Remember...
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 5635
  • Owl Pellets: 116
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #58 on: Jul 09, 2010, 10:31:57 PM »
Gotta try em.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

Sam

  • Global Moderator
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • ********
  • Posts: 1152
  • Owl Pellets: 8
    • View Profile
Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #59 on: Jul 10, 2010, 11:51:50 AM »
A blueberry muffin.  Said muffin was provided for free and takes some of the sting out of being here at the office, working on a Saturday.