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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #30 on: Feb 01, 2010, 08:34:35 PM »
Well, I think it's obvious that women make horrible TV shows.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #31 on: Feb 01, 2010, 11:29:30 PM »
I can't tell if you're joking or not anymore.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #32 on: Feb 02, 2010, 03:20:38 AM »
I think terrible TV is a equal opportunity thing. After all "Till Death" was created by a guy and I want to put a gun in my mouth after watching that. Then again "Accidentally on Purpose" was created by a woman and it has a similar effect.

But I mean I don't think it's like driving where you know it's a proven fact women suck at it.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #33 on: Feb 02, 2010, 05:25:34 AM »
I can't tell if you're joking or not anymore.
Then the Empire has already won.

Women don't exclusively make horrid TV, I love the Sarah Silverman show. Humourless hacks make horrid TV, and get paid alot to churn out the same show.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #34 on: Feb 02, 2010, 06:01:54 AM »
I've noticed most women are funny to other women moreso than they are to men.  The reverse does not hold true. 

My experience is not unique.

That is all.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #35 on: Feb 02, 2010, 02:40:02 PM »
Was the classmate black?

Yes.

No, the white woman was not naked. 

My classmate's friend (also black) runs a reselling shop.  She got tired of people always trying to haggle with her so she hired a white woman to work the counter and the haggling virtually disappeared.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #36 on: Feb 02, 2010, 06:35:58 PM »
It must be a Texas thing, I've never haggled based on race.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #37 on: Feb 02, 2010, 08:40:01 PM »
I think terrible TV is a equal opportunity thing. After all "Till Death" was created by a guy and I want to put a gun in my mouth after watching that. Then again "Accidentally on Purpose" was created by a woman and it has a similar effect.

Terrible TV in itself IS equal opportunity.  The chance to make TV at all, however, is not.

I've noticed most women are funny to other women moreso than they are to men.  The reverse does not hold true. 

My experience is not unique.

That is all.

In what context is this in?  Do you mean women you've seen or talked to in person, women on tv, or both?

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #38 on: Feb 03, 2010, 12:26:30 AM »
It must be a Texas thing, I've never haggled based on race.

Unless it's a Jew. Then they expect it.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #39 on: Feb 03, 2010, 05:10:17 AM »
Jews are a religion, not a race. They may say so, but there's divisions within that 'race' that I know of.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #40 on: Feb 03, 2010, 10:56:53 AM »
Thank you for ruining my joke. I hope you are happy with yourself.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #41 on: Feb 03, 2010, 03:44:35 PM »
Jews are a culture group, which includes their religion. Their closer to a race than a religion.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #42 on: Feb 03, 2010, 03:49:45 PM »
Not really, I can become a Jew right now. I'm not going to, but I could.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #43 on: Feb 03, 2010, 07:45:12 PM »
But the title "Jew" does not just describe the religious aspect.

It can be conclusive when you say "Jew" to mean that the person is of Jewish descent and practices the Jewish religion, or it could just be the heritage, or it could just be the religion. Its really not that simple.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #44 on: Feb 03, 2010, 10:40:54 PM »
I think we are missing the much more important fact here. That fact that he buzz killed all over my joke!

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #45 on: Feb 03, 2010, 10:54:36 PM »
Oh well.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #46 on: Feb 03, 2010, 11:14:06 PM »
Yeah, he tends to do that.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #47 on: Feb 04, 2010, 08:47:43 PM »
Fucking Honkey.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #48 on: Feb 04, 2010, 08:51:28 PM »
At least I'm not honkey fucking.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #49 on: Feb 04, 2010, 08:53:23 PM »
You wouldn't be. Who would want to? Not me, that's for sure. I don't write fan fics about it or anything, nor do I commission images of us in...

;.;
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #50 on: Feb 04, 2010, 09:59:37 PM »
As a period between two semicolons?

Or is that a spider?
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #51 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:05:20 PM »
Reject me. :tom:
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #52 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:22:08 PM »
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #53 on: Feb 04, 2010, 10:51:32 PM »
You wouldn't be. Who would want to? Not me, that's for sure. I don't write fan fics about it or anything, nor do I commission images of us in...

;.;

Hot!

Listen I know a guy in the adult publishing. You should send him your stuff, might be able to make a deal.

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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #54 on: Feb 05, 2010, 01:27:20 AM »


In what context is this in?  Do you mean women you've seen or talked to in person, women on tv, or both?

Both.  Seen and talked to/observed laughing at other women in person or on tv.

I don't see this as sexist it simply is what is it.  So when someone says "women aren't funny" I'm inclined to agree...to a point. 

I would say "most" women aren't funny.

There are of course exceptions.  You for instance have made me laugh before.  I can count on one hand the number of women that have said/written /done something that made me laugh in the past 5 years.

And it's not like "Oh I better not laugh if they do something funny! Gotta hold these chicks down!"  Women's antics simply just aren't that funny to me and many other guys that I've spoken with. 

Also, the exceptions are usually doing something blue.

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« Reply #55 on: Feb 05, 2010, 03:59:22 AM »
Women that make me laugh that I don't know: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Kristen Wiig, Sarah Silverman, Mindy Kaling, I'm sure there's more. The problem is not women who make TV, it's shifty people who make TV. If your sitcom needs a laugh track, then it's probably not that funny to begin with. The guy who created The Office, his name escapes me, he gets it.

I once watched a documentary on Monty Python coming to America, and one of the commentators said it quite well, I paraphrase, "In American comedy, we explain the joke, tell the joke, then explain why it's funny." Also, I don't give a shit about drama unless they're is a sci-fi element.
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Re: Yay, racism!
« Reply #56 on: Feb 05, 2010, 09:52:18 AM »
Fuck Tina Fey and Sarah Silverman. The only two hilarious women imho are Joan Rivers and that dikey lady from 40 year old Virgin

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« Reply #57 on: Feb 05, 2010, 06:36:16 PM »
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Joan Rivers? Please.
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« Reply #58 on: Feb 05, 2010, 06:57:29 PM »
Her early stuff was pretty funny. She isn't really that funny now, but it's not like she hoping the stand circuit anymore either.

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« Reply #59 on: Feb 05, 2010, 09:00:23 PM »
Considering she blocked comics from making fun of her daughter @ her roast, she continues to lose credibility.
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