Author Topic: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER (Read 15428 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 05:10:15 AM »

I NEED SHOTS!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 02, 2010, 07:52:57 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 31, 2010, 10:40:36 PM

No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.

Yo son don't be a hater. Come have some GTL time with us

Derrick · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 03, 2010, 05:07:09 AM »

Bobby Bottleservice says boooooooo.

Fiero · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 03, 2010, 03:37:43 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2010, 07:52:57 PM

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 31, 2010, 10:40:36 PM
No, your tan looks awful, just fucking awful.
Yo son don't be a hater. Come have some GTL time with us

I had to look up GTL. I need some gym time, and I actually need to do my laundry, but I am personally against tanning just to tan. I love me some pale women.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 03, 2010, 03:48:23 PM »

Skin like porcelin... *drools*

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 03, 2010, 05:06:10 PM »

I can go either way. What I don't like is when the tan looks out place. Like a blue eyed blond girl looking like she got dumped in a deep fryer.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 03, 2010, 05:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Feb 03, 2010, 03:37:43 PM

I had to look up GTL. I need some gym time, and I actually need to do my laundry, but I am personally against tanning just to tan. I love me some pale women.

Horrible. Extremely pale women look like zombies

Fiero · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 03, 2010, 07:46:21 PM »

I did NOT say extremely pale. I said pale.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 04, 2010, 11:43:54 AM »

Sorry.
Pale women look like zombies. What's healthy about being pale? nothing. Hence why by natural instinct men prefer tanned women. Not guido-tanned but a nice, natural tan

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 04, 2010, 12:11:06 PM »

You know what's really nice is when they are pale, and then they are also really cold and they don't move...yeah that's the best.

Fiero · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 04, 2010, 03:24:16 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Feb 04, 2010, 11:43:54 AM

Sorry.
Pale women look like zombies. What's healthy about being pale? nothing. Hence why by natural instinct men prefer tanned women. Not guido-tanned but a nice, natural tan

I think you misunderstand me. There are women who are naturally pale. They live in the cold. Overall I prefer the natural skin tone from wherever the person is, but I highly prefer lighter tones to darker ones. However, I am no fan of uneven skin tone. I sound like I'm completely against what I said before, but fuck it whatever.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 04, 2010, 08:59:50 PM »

I don't think a woman should be pale if you can see veins through her skin. Nothing is more ick than the big blue veins in the boobs.

Fiero · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 04, 2010, 10:03:29 PM »

I agree with that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 05, 2010, 09:58:49 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 04, 2010, 08:59:50 PM

I don't think a woman should be pale if you can see veins through her skin. Nothing is more ick than the big blue veins in the boobs.

I have veins all over my chest but its for obvious reasons. it does look nasty though, they are so big and thick blaah!

I am pale right now only cause everytime winter comes I lose all my nice color and turn into a yellowish pale. It's horrible I look like I'm extremely sick :-(

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 05, 2010, 04:53:03 PM »

Hit a tanning booth? Suntan in a green-house/solarium?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 06, 2010, 12:16:19 PM »

Tanning booth!? with a baby inside of me? hellz no son. Suntanning in a green house is not an option either since the UV rays in this part of the country suck ass and since its winter they are at 0. We were actually thinking about going to Miami for the weekend but then the stupid Northeastern storm came so that spoiled our plans :-( I'm doomed to stay pale and veiny until summer but then....BUT THEN.....

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 06, 2010, 06:55:40 PM »

Babies like a little extra UV radiation. It makes them strong!

Plus, the UV in the North East is the same as in the Equator, it's just it's out for less time. That's why more people who stay north and go to beaches in the summer suffer from Skin Cancer than those who go to 'sunnier' regions. The sun isn't geographically biased.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 06, 2010, 09:09:11 PM »

There is no threshold for radiation-induced cancer. A number of people exposed to nuclear fallout never got cancer, while people develop skin cancer from every day sun exposure.

Just throw on some Copper Tone and get with it. You can't live in fear!

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 06, 2010, 09:24:23 PM »

Fuck coppertone, I'm a no-ad man.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 07, 2010, 07:01:18 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 06, 2010, 06:55:40 PM

Plus, the UV in the North East is the same as in the Equator, it's just it's out for less time. That's why more people who stay north and go to beaches in the summer suffer from Skin Cancer than those who go to 'sunnier' regions. The sun isn't geographically biased.

I agree to disagree. It takes me one hour to get tanned in Peru and I get a tan that lasts half the year. While it takes me 2 weeks of constantly going to the beach in NJ (poor me, I know) to get a tan as good as I'd get in Peru and that'll last me less than a month. In Miami is the same. I'm telling you, when I was living in Peru I was never this pale! I've reached levels of paleness that can only be from nightmares

Derrick · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 07, 2010, 08:40:29 AM »

But, that's New Jersey. There's so much high-level smog and hairspray blocking the sun, you should get yourself tested for airborne toxins.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 08, 2010, 06:52:57 PM »

More like airborne stds. I spent a memorial day weekend at seaside heights once!

Derrick · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 08, 2010, 07:15:54 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 08, 2010, 11:22:02 PM »

It's worth the risk to get your picture taken in front of the Quick Stop.

Derrick · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 09, 2010, 05:08:49 AM »

That was in Leonardo.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Feb 09, 2010, 07:42:53 AM »

What Quick stop?

Derrick · « **Reply #56 on:** Feb 09, 2010, 10:49:41 AM »

Clerks, keep up with the conversation.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Feb 09, 2010, 11:44:12 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Feb 09, 2010, 05:08:49 AM

That was in Leonardo.

Well I was speaking of New Jersey as a whole.

Derrick · « **Reply #58 on:** Feb 09, 2010, 12:40:48 PM »

Didn't you bastards yell at me for generalizing states earlier?

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Feb 09, 2010, 12:42:41 PM »

But it's New Jersey!