Author Topic: Dude, WTF? 39? (Read 9934 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jan 20, 2010, 03:44:33 PM »

How the fuck did that happen?

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 03:51:47 PM »

Maybe we should talk about some less depraved topics.

Although the big hit was "cat summoned for jury duty". Way to up my visitor count, Sal Esposito. And they say Mexicans aren't good for anything.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 03:55:59 PM »

Ah that "12yo girls fucked" lets you know that Doug is here.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 04:02:07 PM »

Ancient Greek homoeroticism and tongue-slaving lesbos I can accept and that students and teachers thing, well, I'll just assume everyone's legal but how someone got here from that...

And who the fuck are anne underhill and donald vaughn? Inverse fart? Wouldn't that, like, tear the universe apart or something?

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 04:04:00 PM »

I wonder if that's where you fart and then suck the air back into your ass. It can happen...BELIEVE IT!

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 04:07:25 PM »

But that's not an inverse fart, you still farted. It just got sucked back in. Air/gas was still expelled.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 04:10:33 PM »

Hmmm...so it's like a black hole in your ass. That will totally consume the planet Rulcan.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 10:03:56 PM »

Fulcan, you mean?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 10:06:13 PM »

Is an inverse fart one that you feel like you have to let loose but don't and it feels like it reverses track and bubbles back up your colon?

I can't believe I'm asking such a thing.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 10:09:01 PM »

That sounds about right to me.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:07:35 AM »

I just Nuri Vetoed that on account gas was still created into a fart bubble but it just went in the other direction. That would make it, like, reverse and not inverse. An inverse fart should be the opposite of a fart... um... gas turns into liquid and, er, Mati uses heart.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:15:28 AM »

Wouldn't a fart that went the other way just be a burp?

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:21:54 AM »

That's too far. Use the stomach as your guide. Stomach down is Fart Land, stomach up is Burp Country. Kinda like "red and yellow, fiesty fellow" and all that shit.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:31:30 AM »

Ok...but then were does the backwards fart go? I mean it's going to have to come out the ass sometime or make it's way all the way back to the stomach.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:34:23 AM »

It can stay in the colon and die.
It can go to the stomach and digivolve into a burp.
It can eventually find a mushroom in your ass and powet up back to a fart.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:42:42 AM »

Can it get into the bloodstream and send an air bubble to the brain and kill you?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 07:27:35 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 20, 2010, 03:55:59 PM

Ah that "12yo girls fucked" lets you know that Doug is here.

LOL i was laughing at the same thing! ohh sick people

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 01:58:42 PM »

Buttfucking appeared somewhere here?

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 03:12:19 PM »

I remember that conversation. Something about one of your Gay Professors saying they just oiled up their thighs with olive oil and actually didn't do the deed and what not.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 05:49:15 PM »

giant gerbil balls?

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 06:01:21 PM »

Yeah I got nothing on that one.

So I guess this means we will never know the truth of the the 39.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 06:02:49 PM »

I got an uncle who is revolted by burping. He says it's cheating your ass out of a fart.

On the other hand, he's the most artful farter I've ever known.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 08:39:04 PM »

Ah, the American South. WHAT CULTURE!

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 08:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 21, 2010, 05:49:15 PM

giant gerbil balls?

Thank Doug? I wonder if they were looking for actual plastic balls for gerbils or if they wanted huge gerbil testicles, which by typing I will bring in a hit for.

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 09:41:21 PM »

Haha, what the fuck.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 12:12:18 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 21, 2010, 08:39:04 PM

Ah, the American South. WHAT CULTURE!

I thought the farting uncle was a universal constant.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 12:16:12 AM »

My Uncle is a womanizer, and the other is a drunk...and the other is a uptight prude. None of them are master wind passers.

Derrick · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 05:23:27 AM »

My uncles are;
A douchebag with an MBA who abandoned everyone when he found success, came back when he had nothing but was still an asshole (even though he had to move back in with Mommy) and once he regained some money left everyone and returned to being an asshole.
A loser with a broken back (he was a loser before) because he fell cutting trees. Oh, and his last wife turned out to be a lesbian.
A fat loser who doesn't work and managed to legally find a way for my Grandma to become unable to kick him out after his Guatemalan bride dumped him and took his kid back to Central America

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 11:28:20 AM »

Legally unable? How!?

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 12:56:42 PM »

Yes, inquiring minds want to know.