Author Topic: More wives outearning their husbands (Read 16898 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 12:49:12 PM »

Actors are never meant to be liked as human beings, look at IDE.

I keed! I keed! I love that horny little devil.

Rama · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 01:22:06 PM »

Yeah. He's a douche.

What? What are you looking for? There is nothing here. Move along.

Derrick · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 10:10:19 PM »

*cough*

Fiero · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 10:54:40 PM »

All this white space is giving me a headache.

So stop it.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 11:29:55 PM »

I did nothing.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 22, 2010, 11:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 22, 2010, 05:21:43 AM

He was a rat. His 'Alliance for the Preservation of American Ideals' was just an embarassment considering it attacked true American ideals, especially considering he was nothing but an actor.

The only problem with it was that the mission failed. I suppose you hate Walt Disney, too. Call him a mouse, maybe.

Derrick · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 12:00:41 AM »

I do hate Walt. Henry Ford, too. Just because they did great things doesn't make them great people. I think all three Kennedys were trash, too. I'm glad that Republican won his seat, now maybe the Dems will stop being slaves to Obama. Yeah, I used 'slave'.

Fiero · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 02:12:20 PM »

Walt Disney eats immigrant children to stay alive as a cyborg. How could you respect that?

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 23, 2010, 04:05:33 PM »

Also, he hated the Jews. Wonderful.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 10:34:24 PM »

You don't make hate right by hating back.

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 24, 2010, 10:53:34 PM »

I just hate people that hate people that hate.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 12:04:08 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 24, 2010, 10:34:24 PM

You don't make hate right by hating back.

Who says I have to be the bigger man? Better to hate for the right reasons, like God wants us to.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 10:15:58 PM »

"Hate for the right reasons"? What arbitrary metric are we using?

Fiero · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 10:35:46 PM »

I think that was supposed to be humorous.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 25, 2010, 11:31:31 PM »

It always is. But Fiero won.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 12:34:30 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Jan 25, 2010, 10:15:58 PM

"Hate for the right reasons"? What arbitrary metric are we using?

I dun like that there metric system. *strums banjo*

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 11:46:38 AM »

PLAY SOME SKYANRD!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 02:14:31 PM »

Sweet home Alabamy
Where the skies is so blue
Sweet Home Alabamy
Lawd, I'm coming home to yew...

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 02:21:20 PM »

Play Freebird instead or Simple Man...Yeah play Simple Man!

Fiero · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 10:34:10 PM »

Sweet Home Alabama is the worst fucking song, made even more unbearable by Shit Rock.

Simple Man, however, is a tune from the gods.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 28, 2010, 05:37:17 PM »

Did any of you saw that episode from Wife Swap with "family A" being from Idaho, living from their own agriculture and cows, being all about "what will happen if an atomic bomb fell, we would be able to survive for one year without help"? They wash their teeth with a mixture of butter and I don't know what else. I almost puked. They also eat raw chicken.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 01:00:02 PM »

I remember raw chicken family! Saw it a long time ago, but I remember that part. And the swapped wife didn't want to eat it because she was afraid of getting sick. Meanwhile, the other wife wanted her new family to eat shit raw or something.

Fiero · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 04:24:08 PM »

You cannot eat chicken raw! WHAT THE FUCK? The human body is not properly adapted for raw meat. Good grief.

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 04:50:48 PM »

I've eaten raw beef and many raw fishies. Why does chicken have to be such a dick?

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 08:09:04 PM »

Well these folks were eating it and claimed they never got sick. IIRC, the visiting wife (the one visiting the raw food family) took them out to eat for normal cooked food and kids all got violently ill or some shit.

Derrick · « **Reply #55 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 08:35:04 PM »

Que peculiar.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Feb 01, 2010, 11:30:21 PM »

Yeah, and rofl'd. I knew I shouldn't have and I felt a little guilty. But then I laughed at a dead baby and I was filled with a whole new sense of guilt.

Derrick · « **Reply #57 on:** Feb 02, 2010, 05:21:11 AM »

Don't be, dead babies exist all the time. It's impolite if you don't laugh. It's not impolite if you start masturbating. That's a felony.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #58 on:** Feb 02, 2010, 07:42:55 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 01, 2010, 11:30:21 PM

Yeah, and rofl'd. I knew I shouldn't have and I felt a little guilty. But then I laughed at a dead baby and I was filled with a whole new sense of guilt.

I know it was so funny. And the boy in that family was such a pussy, I was really raging about it. He was crying and shit and the dad was crying like a little bitch too.
I've also eaten raw fish (even now btw) and raw beef and love it, but I wouldn't eat raw chicken. Or pork. Love how that crazy woman licked the ground at the end

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Feb 02, 2010, 09:27:53 PM »

I can't eat raw. When I was younger, a medium rare hamburger made me sick. I did have a delicious medium rare steak last year and I felt fine, so maybe I just needed an older stomach to deal with it.

Heh, yeah, I remember the daddy crying. "Yew made mah kids sick!" or some crap like that.