Author Topic: "My vagina fell out!" (Read 16448 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 16, 2010, 08:11:34 PM »

More mayonaise is never the answer.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 16, 2010, 09:38:13 PM »

Unless it's used to grease up the cooch for the baby to pop itself out.

Karmarose · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 16, 2010, 10:35:24 PM »

Great, thanks to that mental image, I hate mayonnaise even more. $:-\$

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 17, 2010, 01:58:36 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 16, 2010, 05:49:33 PM

The only time when I believe that is possible is when the woman is a fatass. If you have a normal or thin body theres NO WAY you cant notice the baby moving. No way. So maybe a fat one would think she's just having gas

Well there was that weight lifter or someone who didn't realize she was preggers. Something about her not getting a regular period anyway.

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I still don't recommend ever having children.

If you ever read the board you'd already know my opinion on that. Besides, your reasoning fails. Like Kary said, it's not supposed to happen. Shit tears and loses tightness but vaginas do not normally fall out and pull other parts with it. According to you, clown-car woman Duggar should be dragging hers by her feet by now.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 17, 2010, 08:06:48 PM »

If Belladonna's vagina survives, then every other woman has a great chance.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 17, 2010, 11:56:55 PM »

^ exactly!

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 01:26:25 AM »

Yeah, but to be fair I'm sure she worked up to that.

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 10:03:20 AM »

I have a video chronology of it. Well, no, I don't. But there's gotta be a torrent of it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 02:34:12 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 17, 2010, 01:58:36 AM

Well there was that weight lifter or someone who didn't realize she was preggers. Something about her not getting a regular period anyway.

Oohhh I read about that! Didn't make sense, I thought all women weightlifers were dykes

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 04:20:15 PM »

And she kinda looked it, too, but no, apparently cock was okay. Anyway, it was sad because the baby wasn't well and it died last month.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 08:39:53 PM »

o shit that sucksssss! what was wrong with the baby? but it makes sense, maybe thats why the baby wasn't moving so she didn't notice she was preggers

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 09:49:48 PM »

What was wrong with the baby?

Roid rage.

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 18, 2010, 10:04:56 PM »

That baby has amazing lats.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 19, 2010, 12:23:42 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 18, 2010, 09:49:48 PM

What was wrong with the baby?

Roid rage.

Fuck, how dare you make me laugh at a dead baby. Goddammit, I had to explain what I was laughing at to Merla and I sounded like a monster. "Hee hee, the dead baby had roid rage." Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck.

The baby was premature from what I understood. I assumed he was also undernourished too due to the woman's regimen--calorie intake, use, and whatnot.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 12:48:26 PM »

Well the steroid thing makes sense. I mean she must have taken so many crap to pump up her muscles. Poor thing!

Fiero · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 20, 2010, 10:00:17 PM »

Glad I could help, beck

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:18:25 AM »

No, don't be glad!

A baby died!

A baby I later laughed at!

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:27:43 AM »

You are a monster.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:32:00 AM »

I know!

Rama · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 02:44:55 AM »

But I like saying it.

Derrick · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 01:55:52 PM »

You're a sick fucker. Sick.

Fiero · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 05:48:27 PM »

Yeah, uh, that green face, ugh.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 21, 2010, 08:04:46 PM »

Mr. Yuck's in the other thread.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 01:01:57 AM »

Semi-related misc stuff, I guess...

Pregnant and Didn't Know It - MSN Health & Fitness readers share their stories about surprise pregnancies.

Single British Asian mums losing their 'honour babies'

You want me to paint what?

Quote from: Katherine Winfrey-King on 01.22.10 at 9:00 AM @ Chicagonow.com

Oh beauty standards. Bleaching skin, straightening hair, removing hair, binding feet, stretching necks...color contacts, tattooed make-up. We women subscribe to some pretty wild shit to achieve certain standards of beauty. Well, this latest one might blow them all out of the water.

There's a new standard of beauty right now-- but it has nothing to do with the size of your feet or your hair texture. It is the pink vagina beauty standard. But fear not. If you don't have a god given, rosy pink set of bottom lips, then My New Pink Button has just the right combination of who knows what and dyes to quell your woes.

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Derrick · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 26, 2010, 11:48:06 AM »

Anal bleaching was big in Flordia. I filled alot of scripts that called for 'apply to anus twice daily'.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 28, 2010, 05:39:40 PM »

HAAAAHAHA pink button. Why would the pink need to be restored? why would you lose the color to begin with???

Derrick · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 28, 2010, 06:51:09 PM »

AIDS.

Fiero · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 29, 2010, 04:23:04 PM »

Trauma

Derrick · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 29, 2010, 05:30:21 PM »

Poor hygiene.

Rama · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 30, 2010, 02:04:19 AM »

Leprechauns with cans of stain that go around sneaking up your skirt when you aren't looking.