Author Topic: "My vagina fell out!" (Read 16466 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jan 11, 2010, 02:42:07 PM »

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. FTW!

Woman's Health Horror: 'My Vagina Fell Out'

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'My Insides Were on the Outside'
"One day in the bathroom, I felt something kind of strange when I was wiping," she writes. "There wasn't really a hole there -- it felt kind of flat. I thought it was a little weird, but I had a 19-month-old and a newborn to care for, so I brushed it off. I wasn't bleeding, I wasn't in pain, so I didn't address it."

What Henry was describing was the beginning of a vaginal prolapse, a condition in which the vagina, uterus, rectum, bladder, urethra and small intestine shift and -- in severe cases -- innards may protrude from the body.

"Women will suffer for years and not tell anyone," says Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz, a gynecologist in Los Angeles. "They'd rather tell their doctor they have a sexually transmitted disease than say that something is hanging out of them."

"Allison Henry clearly had an extraordinary, horrible case," the doctor says. "But it's widely estimated that 30 percent of women or more suffer some degree of prolapse in their lifetime."

Instead of dealing with her health problem, Henry turned her attention to raising her children. She also had to have an appendectomy, which consumed much of her time over the next year.

Still, each time she went to the bathroom, she noticed her problem was getting worse.

"One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out," she writes. "I knew I couldn't put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, 'My vagina is falling out of my body!'

"I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, 'Holy crap -- your vagina is falling out of your body, and it's dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!'"

In addition to a uterine prolapse, Henry also suffered rectocele -- a condition wherein the rectum pushes into the back walls of the vagina. "That explained why I had been constipated for months," she says.

Henry also suffered from cystocele, a condition similar to rectocele, only with the bladder.

While the normal uterus is 8 to 11 centimeters inside the vagina, hers was only 3 centimeters up, and when she was standing, it was sticking out at least 5 centimeters.

After confronting the problem, Henry was able to undergo a series of surgeries to restore her vagina, untwist her bladder, and push her rectum back into place.

"On top of this, I had a labia reduction, which was brutal," she writes. "All of 'Dr. 90210's' patients who say it doesn't hurt are lying. I'd rather get my teeth pulled out than do that again!"

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 04:07:39 PM »

So this Dr 90210 guy does labia reductions often?

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 04:28:10 PM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 04:44:55 PM »

Thank you Nuri, this is just what I needed to read before having a baby lol jk

""Women will suffer for years and not tell anyone," says Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz, a gynecologist in Los Angeles. "They'd rather tell their doctor they have a sexually transmitted disease than say that something is hanging out of them.""
Can you really be that ignorant? If my hoohah was falling out I would haul ass to the nearest doctor. Fuck the std excuse!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 09:11:47 PM »

Dude, I'd be screaming bloody murder at that first inch coming out. But I can't tell if it was something that just happened or if she, um, did something to bring it about.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 10:21:36 PM »

Anal prolapse is still better.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 07:17:25 AM »

Equally disgusting. I wonder if there are videos out there of vaginal prolapses? hmmm

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 08:54:02 AM »

www.efukt.com

Somewhere on there, probably.

Sam · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 09:58:00 AM »

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"I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, 'Holy crap -- your vagina is falling out of your body, and it's dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!'"

That has to rank pretty high up on the list of things you never want to hear. One, the condition itself is pretty disturbing. But, more generally, I don't think I ever want to have a medical condition that causes a doctor to exclaim "Holy crap!"

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 11:25:28 AM »

Well I hope your vagina never falls out either Sam.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 13, 2010, 12:20:19 AM »

I double-stapled him so his should be okay.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 13, 2010, 12:56:48 AM »

As long as his body now matches his soul. That's all that matters.

Karmarose · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 13, 2010, 03:57:40 PM »

AUGH! Why the hell did I read this?! >.< *squeamish*

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 13, 2010, 05:09:26 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 13, 2010, 12:56:48 AM

As long as his body now matches his soul. That's all that matters.

All that who did what now?

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 01:03:57 AM »

Quote from: Karmarose on Jan 13, 2010, 03:57:40 PM

AUGH! Why the hell did I read this?! >.< *squeamish*

I'm gonna put a hurtin' on ya.

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 01:12:50 AM »

FYI, this can happen from incompatible sexual partners. And it can happen to your ass.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 01:18:11 AM »

Oh thanks...so now I have to worry about that and snakes coming up the drain when I'm dropping a deuce.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 02:04:59 AM »

I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes in my mother fucking john.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 07:10:36 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 14, 2010, 01:18:11 AM

Oh thanks...so now I have to worry about that and snakes coming up the drain when I'm dropping a deuce.

\
Snakes? More like rats

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 08:10:55 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jan 14, 2010, 01:12:50 AM

And it can happen to your ass.

Rarely, and often because the ass-owner doesn't have good musculature. Proplapse can be easily fixed, though. Still, pink socks are funny.

The D · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 05:07:08 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 11, 2010, 09:11:47 PM

Dude, I'd be screaming bloody murder at that first inch coming out. But I can't tell if it was something that just happened or if she, um, did something to bring it about.

She had children.

It mentions a newborn and a 2 year old.

Not that I have to tell you this, but your best best is to never breed.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 14, 2010, 11:13:25 PM »

Millions of women have two or more children and don't have their vagoos popping out. Try again and do it right this time.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 15, 2010, 12:02:06 AM »

She just assumed it was that vibrator she lost.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 15, 2010, 08:48:47 AM »

Or she thought her vagina evolved?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 15, 2010, 05:13:20 PM »

Maybe she thought it was a new baby coming out

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 15, 2010, 10:25:14 PM »

Maybe she had OMGBBQLAZORS

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 15, 2010, 10:25:36 PM »

I wish I had photoshop skills. I'd shoop a fallen out vagin with the whole chargin lazors thing.

The D · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 16, 2010, 12:23:17 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 14, 2010, 11:13:25 PM

Millions of women have two or more children and don't have their vagoos popping out. Try again and do it right this time.

Most women yes, but maybe she had weak vaginal muscles to begin with. I mean, you're shoving something the size of a cantaloupe through a tube a half inch in diameter. Twice. It's possible some muscles may have been ripped or torn or weakened.

I still don't recommend ever having children.

Karmarose · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 16, 2010, 04:54:49 PM »

Still though, that REALLY should not happen.
But then there's that one show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant". HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW?!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 16, 2010, 05:49:33 PM »

The only time when I believe that is possible is when the woman is a fatass. If you have a normal or thin body theres NO WAY you cant notice the baby moving. No way. So maybe a fat one would think she's just having gas