Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Phagey! (Read 11927 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jan 08, 2010, 01:03:29 PM »

Wherever you be.

Also happy birthday to David Bowie, Bob Eubanks, Little Anthony, Boris Vallejo, Mike Reno of Loverboy, Yu-gi-oh creator Kazuki Takahashi, Green Ambler Benson, Spiros Livathinos, John McTiernan, and that bastard Larry Storch. Soupy Sales counts but Elvis doesn't count because he's dead and not Michael Jackson. His stillborn brother didn't even make any music, so he doesn't count either. Screw R. Kelly, Sarah Polley, and Sean Paul.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 01:20:04 PM »

Maybe, like Faye, he will hear your powerful psychic call and come back.

You really should be using those powers for good.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 01:33:39 PM »

I'll try the dolphin call next. Then my favorite, the monkey screech.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 03:59:45 PM »

That reminded me of the South Park episode when Kyle's dad gets surgery to become a dolphin....ohh good times

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 04:26:11 PM »

Phage is balls deep inside some twink right now.

Just like Toe.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 05:52:33 PM »

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 06:43:21 PM »

I used no negative words. To each his own.

Maybe Phagey and Toe found love with each other.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 11:47:55 PM »

Phage is a Stuffed Animal? Toe just "Ripped him open and went at it" ?

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 11:53:59 PM »

What the...

So fucking hot.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 11:41:55 PM »

DUDE

I had totally forgotten about that.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 01:41:50 PM »

I wish someone had recorded that.

The other day at Target I saw a Sponge Bob that would be ideal...

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 09:44:00 AM »

Let's bump this shit. Maybe three years will be the charm!

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 11:37:40 AM »

How do you pronounce Phagey?

Is it like British cigarettes or is it like phases of the moon?

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 11:44:07 AM »

It came from "macrophage" or something, so I suppose "faye-gee".

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 01:53:13 PM »

I totally forgot I made the post about the dolphin episode ITT.
Phage is probably somewhere, changing his sexual orientation again to whatever fits him for the moment

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 08, 2013, 07:39:18 PM »

Duuude, why would you say that? He's gay, right? All gay people don't just pop out and immediately default to gay. Not in this heteronormative-dominant society.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 11:58:25 AM »

He just decided he was gay from one day to the other when he couldnt find a girl. i remember all about it bb

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 12:27:04 PM »

Well, my memory on this stuff stinks so we'll have to go with yours.

Rumble · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 12:34:59 PM »

I contemplate going gay every time my gf starts about wanting kids

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 01:15:50 PM »

Get her a dog. It's almost the same but with less college.

Rumble · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 01:30:51 PM »

Fraid we're beyond that, ever since my sister gave birth a few months ago she has baby on the brain.
Hell I hardly see her these days anymore, she spends most evenings at my sisters and when she gets back all she can talk about is babies.

And it's not that I don't like kids, I do. But only as long as they belong to other people.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 02:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Rumble on Jan 09, 2013, 01:30:51 PM

Fraid we're beyond that, ever since my sister gave birth a few months ago she has baby on the brain.
Hell I hardly see her these days anymore, she spends most evenings at my sisters and when she gets back all she can talk about is babies.

And it's not that I don't like kids, I do. But only as long as they belong to other people.

Sounds like you're going to have a baby to me.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 02:31:52 PM »

That dog thing has a time limit too. It is more a prolonging tactic then a permanent fix. Few years down the road you'll be have this conversation again.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 10:32:35 PM »

BTW, "Phage" rhymes with "cage". Some people say it where it rhymes with "mirage", but that's not correct.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 09, 2013, 11:17:17 PM »

I always said it "Fa-age"...and Phagey as "Fa-age-e"

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 12:13:40 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Jan 09, 2013, 02:31:52 PM

That dog thing has a time limit too. It is more a prolonging tactic then a permanent fix. Few years down the road you'll be have this conversation again.

Sounds like it's time to add another dog. Until you have 50 dogs. And by then, all the eggs would have died. Because of old.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 02:06:00 PM »

But then you'd have to take care of 50 dogs...I'd take 50 cats over 50 dogs any day of the week. I currently have 1 dog and 7 cats....the 7 cats are still less work then then 1 dog.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 10, 2013, 08:49:58 PM »

I just said dog since most people are dog people. But you could replace "dog" with just about any animal depending on the required level cuddly-ness.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 11:36:56 AM »

One of my best friends got mad at me once cause i reminded her that dogs only live till like 14 years or so. Had to give her a dose of reality, she was freaking crazy about taking care of them. Everytime I would dogsit them she would leave me a damn schedule for them, since the time they woke up till they went to sleep, AND whenever i leave i had to leave the tv turned on animal channel.

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 11, 2013, 03:20:34 PM »

And you ignored the schedule completely, right?