Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Tiger Woods! (Read 7929 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Dec 30, 2009, 08:07:45 PM »

Oh waiiiit... that's right.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 30, 2009, 10:09:57 PM »

*cough*

At least he can enjoy his fam-

Oh. Yeah.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 31, 2009, 01:04:45 AM »

At least he still has all those big contrac.....Oh I forgot.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 31, 2009, 08:09:32 AM »

He still has his father for guid-

Oh.

*cough*

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 31, 2009, 11:59:39 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 01, 2010, 12:44:17 AM »

We could call his AT&T pho-

Shit, that too?

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 01, 2010, 01:46:19 AM »

At least the PGA still wants him. Nobody watches that shit otherwise.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 01, 2010, 03:01:14 AM »

Hardy jar hsr.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 02, 2010, 02:05:50 AM »

Well he always has that harem of secret mistre....

SNAP

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 02, 2010, 10:18:49 AM »

He still apparently has them. Last I heard, they were still getting the payments.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 02, 2010, 09:31:38 PM »

But you can bet TMZ is been up in their business more than he has of late.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 03:01:29 PM »

Have you guys seen him in the new cover of Vanity Fair? I almost puked

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 06:09:19 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 06:10:42 PM »

Hmmm, evil Everton, mayhaps?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 06:37:51 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 06:56:21 PM »

What's the deal with his areolas anyway? It looks like those martial arts or sci-fi flicks where someone's veins are poisoned or some shit and the person dies. Who poisoned Tiger's boobs?

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 07:21:26 PM »

...his wife?

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 07:48:21 PM »

It could've been anyone!

Fiero · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 08:24:53 PM »

His mistress' mistress?

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 04, 2010, 08:46:41 PM »

Some lame Tiger Woods jokes because why the fuck not:

EDITed to add: Tiger Woods Christmas Song Parody:

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and Tiger the Ho-Man:

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Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 05, 2010, 05:33:12 AM »

Ah booooooooo.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 05, 2010, 07:35:28 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 04, 2010, 06:56:21 PM

What's the deal with his areolas anyway? It looks like those martial arts or sci-fi flicks where someone's veins are poisoned or some shit and the person dies. Who poisoned Tiger's boobs?

I hate you for making me look at his aureolas

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 05, 2010, 10:42:40 PM »

It's like the Yo Mama joke...his nipples have little afros on them.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 12:28:19 AM »

So if I told Tiger's nipples it was Chilly outside, would they in fact "Go get a bowl"?

The D · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 02:41:31 PM »

Chicks just wanted to see if the wood in his pants was as big as the wood in his golf bag.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 02:44:00 PM »

With that much money it doesn't matter as long as Lil' Tiger isn't competing with his index finger or something.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 13, 2010, 12:12:53 AM »

TW-related.

Tiger Woods gal pal Rachel Uchitel scores TV gig on 'Extra'. How trashy! Why, Extra's lost themselves a viewer!

OH. Oh, oh yeah, that's right.

Also, I think I just got AIDS looking at her picture.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 13, 2010, 12:18:08 AM »

And not related at all, but it was linked to the same site and I had to comment:

Penthouse dancer Leslie Liwanag's lawsuit: I had to pay jiggle joint to perform there!

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A Penthouse dancer claims the famous jiggle joint cheats its performers out of wages, withholds tips and even charges them for the privilege of working there, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

Leslie Liwanag claims the club takes a 20% slice out of dancers' tips, makes them buy their own costumes, cheats them out of overtime and makes them pay a fee to perform, according to the lawsuit filed by lawyers Justin M. Swartz and Sonia R. Lin, of Outten & Golden LLP, and Gratienne (Sienna) Baskin, of the Sex Workers Project at the Urban Justice Center.

"The Penthouse Executive Club calls its dancers, the 'most splendid Entertainers from around the world.' If the club appreciates their hard work, it should follow the law and pay its entertainers properly," Swartz said.

Shoot, I'd make her pay, too.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 13, 2010, 08:44:24 AM »

As far as I know, from a friend that worked as a cocktail waitress in an """""upper class""""" stripclub in Philly, all of the stripclubs( at least there) do the same.
Is she a shemale?

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 13, 2010, 09:25:14 AM »

She does look tranny-ish.