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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #30 on: Jan 04, 2010, 10:49:12 PM »
Damn it beck I'm an analyst not a web manager.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #31 on: Jan 04, 2010, 11:37:31 PM »
You're an anal-yst?  What do you anal-yze?  I was wondering what sort of job you had from that vid you posted.

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #32 on: Jan 05, 2010, 05:37:57 AM »
We're all analysts based on this forum. Just horrible analysts that offer real insight with dick jokes and references to things we have no idea about nor that applies to anything normal.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #33 on: Jan 05, 2010, 07:32:30 AM »
He's the world's first analyst-therapist

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #34 on: Jan 05, 2010, 03:21:34 PM »
You mean an analrapist??

I'm a network systems analyst. I work on various clients' Cisco network systems.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #35 on: Jan 06, 2010, 02:45:56 PM »
Hot!

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #36 on: Jan 06, 2010, 03:33:32 PM »
My job description makes you hot?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #37 on: Jan 06, 2010, 04:03:52 PM »
Show us your business card!

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #38 on: Jan 06, 2010, 04:25:09 PM »
...descroption?

Edit: much better. :3
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #39 on: Jan 06, 2010, 05:25:07 PM »
I almost caught that, but had already hit send. Oh well, too late, oh wait, no its not.

I don't even have a business card. How sad for me. Someone make me a business card, please?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #40 on: Jan 06, 2010, 07:22:24 PM »
Do you want it printed on bone? It has good coloring.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #41 on: Jan 06, 2010, 09:21:35 PM »
ACTUAL BONE?

HUMAN BONE?

CAUSE, THEN, YES
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #42 on: Jan 06, 2010, 10:31:27 PM »
No, bone!  Kinda like ecru and not quite cream.  What does a network anal-yst really do anyway?  What does your day entail, do tell.

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #43 on: Jan 07, 2010, 12:42:43 AM »
I don't know. Throwing a human femur across a desk at someone would make a lasting impression.

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #44 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:42:49 AM »
I monitor our clients networks, and whn shit fucks up, I try to fix it, but it's usually the advice providers probel. So I usually just call them and tell them to fix the suit.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #45 on: Jan 07, 2010, 07:13:24 AM »
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #46 on: Jan 07, 2010, 08:27:28 AM »
He's not counterfeiting money.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #47 on: Jan 07, 2010, 01:11:36 PM »
I monitor our clients networks, and whn shit fucks up, I try to fix it, but it's usually the advice providers probel. So I usually just call them and tell them to fix the suit.

Because I'm curious and nosy, what qualifications did you need for the job?  How did you get it?

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #48 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:12:23 PM »
What is it, ya do here?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #49 on: Jan 08, 2010, 07:21:11 AM »
He's not counterfeiting money.
Fail. I was making a reference to one of the greatest movies of all times: American Psycho

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #50 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:08:10 PM »
As was I.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #51 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:15:43 PM »
No you weren't!

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #52 on: Jan 08, 2010, 05:23:13 PM »
...we're not going there.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #53 on: Jan 08, 2010, 06:05:42 PM »
Go there, go there!

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #54 on: Jan 08, 2010, 06:46:38 PM »
It's on?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #55 on: Jan 08, 2010, 08:51:41 PM »
Don't ask! Tell!

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #56 on: Jan 08, 2010, 09:25:49 PM »
I monitor our clients networks, and whn shit fucks up, I try to fix it, but it's usually the advice providers probel. So I usually just call them and tell them to fix the suit.

Because I'm curious and nosy, what qualifications did you need for the job?  How did you get it?

Wow, I was blasted when I typed that. And I'm pretty sure when I typed it, it all looked perfectly correct.

To answer your question, there are various certifications that are typically tied to specific hardware and software vendors. In my case I specialize in Cisco network hardware, so I have a certification (and should have several more by now, but I got distracted) that specifically has to do with analyzing and fixing network issues related to Cisco hardware. You don't have to go to school for it, but you do need to study pretty hard to pass the tests, and having actual experience with the devices (even if only in the lab environment) is highly recommended, but not required. You at least need to be able to recognize the shit if its staring in front of you, and you need to have a bit of skills with accessing the device. Luckily Cisco gave out a free simulator, which is not so robust, but gives you something somewhat like actually accessing, configuring, and troubleshooting the devices.

At my level, the tests are all done through multiple choice questions, but when you get the Expert (for most Cisco paths, this is the highest) level, you actually have to perform a whole bunch of lab work in a restricted amount of time, and before you do that you have to go to an interview with the Cisco supernerds to make sure they're not wasting the lab time by letting shit fucks in.

EDIT: However, I don't think I answered your questions. When I got the job I was halfway through a four semester course for the second level of certification (Cisco Certified Network Associate). I only had some technical knowledge and hands on experience, and I got the job by going to a job fair at the school I was taking classes at and meeting a black man named Doc, who may or may not be the character from GI Joe.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #57 on: Jan 08, 2010, 10:22:58 PM »
Couldja tell me, what exactly it is, ya do here?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #58 on: Jan 09, 2010, 12:04:10 AM »
What I got is that he can fix this guys computer:

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #59 on: Jan 09, 2010, 12:13:05 AM »
Why sweaters? WHY!? It ruined the new movie for me. Oh, we're in an advanced society where Jerzee supplies the navy with duo-dry fleece uniforms in yellow.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.