Author Topic: What are you reading? (Read 483099 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #660 on:** Dec 16, 2011, 12:17:10 AM »

Cunny? Just how are they using that?

IDE · « **Reply #661 on:** Dec 16, 2011, 08:26:56 AM »

I haven't read the book but I bet I know how they're using it.

Whenever they can!

Fiero · « **Reply #662 on:** Dec 16, 2011, 04:44:05 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 16, 2011, 08:26:56 AM

I haven't read the book but I bet I know how they're using it.

Whenever they can!

That seems quite close to truth, actually. I believe they used it in three or four chapters in a row. Things like, "show us your cunny," "blah blah adjective cunny," etc.

IDE · « **Reply #663 on:** Dec 17, 2011, 04:42:17 PM »

My favorite is "cunny juice" from this Gangs of New York dialogue...

Bill: I killed the last honorable man, 15 years ago. Since then it's... You seen his portrait downstairs?
Amsterdam Vallon: Mm-hmm.
Bill: 'S your mouth all glued-up with cunny juice? I asked you a question!
Amsterdam Vallon: [angrily] I said I *seen* it, sir.
Bill: [smiling] Oh, you got a murderous streak in you!

Rama · « **Reply #664 on:** Dec 18, 2011, 02:11:53 AM »

I'm actually debating what I'm gonna read next. It has to be something I can finish in 8 days. I always get books for one kind or another for Christmas and if it something I haven't read, I'll want to start on that as soon as I get it. But I don't want to leave a book half done either. I can read a book in a much shorter time then eight days. I've finished whole novels in one sitting before, but I doubt I'll have the time to do that this time. So I don't know what I'm reading yet. I know it won't be anything like the Lord of the Rings or DUNE or anything like that though.

Rama · « **Reply #665 on:** Dec 19, 2011, 01:21:23 AM »

Settled on trying to finish The Complete Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. Got about 3/4 of the way through it and got sick of Mr. Holmes and read other stuff, now I'm coming back to it.

Fiero · « **Reply #666 on:** Dec 22, 2011, 09:18:05 PM »

Finished Dance with Dragons ...

And now I have no idea what to do.

Rama · « **Reply #667 on:** Dec 22, 2011, 10:23:24 PM »

Dude don't be a cunny. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

B E C K · « **Reply #668 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:05:30 PM »

That's funny you called him a cunny.

Rama · « **Reply #669 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:31:19 PM »

To Kill a Mocking Bird by Harper Lee.

B E C K · « **Reply #670 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:35:10 PM »

I just break their necks. Don't know why anyone needed a whole book about that.

IDE · « **Reply #671 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:46:46 PM »

I got a nook for christmas

Gonna load game of thrones and hunger games onto it.

IDE · « **Reply #672 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:47:33 PM »

and pr0n!

No more masturbating in the bathroom to just my mind videos.

B E C K · « **Reply #673 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 12:55:01 PM »

You're reading pron?

IDE · « **Reply #674 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:05:34 PM »

Yeah hot steamy pr0n novels!

I actually found some of those as a kid and used them...wow, what I wouldn't give for a reboot to a state where reading dirty stories did it for me.

But seriously,

The nook color plays videos.

B E C K · « **Reply #675 on:** Dec 27, 2011, 01:07:39 PM »

If Nook Color and Kindle Fire got into a fight, who would win?

B E C K · « **Reply #676 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:33:55 AM »

Finished Avatar: The Promise Part 1.

IDE · « **Reply #677 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 05:39:11 AM »

I'm having 2nd thoughts about my nook and wondering if I should get an android tablet instead...

Fiero · « **Reply #678 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 11:30:18 AM »

I think Kindle Fire would win, and I think it's one of the best options for an e-reader anyway. Suffice to say, I want one.

Also, I'm readking China Mievelle's The City and the City. It's interesting. There's basically two cities that occupy the same area, but if you're from one city or the other you're not supposed to 'see' the people from the other city, and their culture and fashion is different in a way that you know which is which.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #679 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:27:14 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 12:47:33 PM

masturbating in the bathroom to just my mind videos.

What do you live with your mother in a bachelor appartment? Why would you do this?

joe · « **Reply #680 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 12:36:14 PM »

Adam only ever whacks it on the back porch when the neighbors' teenage daughter is sunbathing.

B E C K · « **Reply #681 on:** Jan 03, 2012, 09:29:33 PM »

Who doesn't?

Rama · « **Reply #682 on:** Jan 04, 2012, 12:10:19 AM »

I hit a nook real hard with a book...and the nook broke. So the book wins.

I finished To Kill a Mocking Bird and I'm now reading Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens.

IDE · « **Reply #683 on:** Jan 04, 2012, 05:43:42 AM »

Quote from: Adam on Jan 03, 2012, 12:27:14 PM

Quote from: IDE on Dec 27, 2011, 12:47:33 PM
masturbating in the bathroom to just my mind videos.
What do you live with your mother in a bachelor appartment? Why would you do this?

This is if I'm already in there pre or post deuce.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #684 on:** Jan 04, 2012, 11:11:31 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jan 03, 2012, 12:36:14 PM

Adam only ever whacks it on the back porch when the neighbors' teenage daughter is sunbathing.

I wish my neighbour had a teenage daughter!

joe · « **Reply #685 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 12:21:20 PM »

I finished the second volume of Lisbeth Salander vs. the World. What an abrupt ending. I suppose the aftermath plays out in the third volume.

Right now I'm plodding through the fourth Dexter novel. Pretty dull, especially considering how bizarre the third one was. I'm also having trouble readjusting to all the incongruities with the TV show.

Quote from: Adam on Jan 04, 2012, 11:11:31 AM

Quote from: joerammstein on Jan 03, 2012, 12:36:14 PM
Adam only ever whacks it on the back porch when the neighbors' teenage daughter is sunbathing.
I wish my neighbour had a teenage daughter!

Do tell. Is your neighbor a foxy older lady, and you imagine her offspring would simply be a younger, hotter clone of her?

Rama · « **Reply #686 on:** Jan 18, 2012, 12:36:51 PM »

Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #687 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 10:10:31 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jan 18, 2012, 12:21:20 PM

Do tell. Is your neighbor a foxy older lady, and you imagine her offspring would simply be a younger, hotter clone of her?

Not at all. Both my hot neighbours are blonde and fairly young. It wouldn't make mathematical sense for them to have teenage daughters. I suppose my dude neighbour or old French Canadian lady neighbour could. You better believe the French Canadian's theoretical teenage daughter wouldn't be above a little tanskies on the porch.

B E C K · « **Reply #688 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 06:20:49 PM »

I'm reading Lettin It All Hang Out by Rupaul.

Rama · « **Reply #689 on:** Jan 19, 2012, 07:07:46 PM »

HA HA...Hang out cause he is really a guy...