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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1230 on: Feb 03, 2024, 02:12:36 PM »
Read most of the chapters of Maria no Danzai and, man, it's kinda hard to get through. It veers into torture pr0n, which disgusts me and so I skipped a bit of that shit; yet everything else about it has me hooked. That said, if this ever got an anime I don't think I'd be able to watch it.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1231 on: Feb 03, 2024, 04:40:42 PM »
You ever read Boy's Abyss? That's some real misery pr0n. I fell off out of distaste. I'll give Maria a look.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1232 on: Feb 04, 2024, 07:21:39 AM »
I'll do you one better: I've never heard of it.

So I tried to listen to an audio version of the Saint's Magical Power is Omnipotent and, man; It's literally "hot guy this" and "hot guy that" within the first three minutes. This doesn't bode well.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1233 on: Oct 13, 2024, 08:22:54 AM »
So, I don't know if you guys are familiar with DC's new "Absolute" line of comic books. It's basically taking their established characters and starting from scratch with a new continuity aligned with more modern tastes. Or with an eye towards accessibility, I suppose. Although not really, because almost all of the characters/concepts are just going to be regurgitated from the existing lore. A "reimagining" if you will.

Absolute Batman is the initial foray, and I've read the first issue. It's kind of messy. One of the criticisms I see leveled at Batman in recent history is that he's just a rich white "cop" who goes around beating the shit out of struggling brown people. Which, while reductive, isn't entirely without merit. Absolute's answer to this is to take away Bruce Wayne's wealth.

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They haven't addressed it yet, but I really hope they get around to it eventually: if Batman has limited resources now, how did he manage to research, develop, and manufacture his suit and various gadgets? Because that shit can't be cheap.

They've also introduced Alfred so far, who seems to be this badass secret service type dude. I wonder if the two of them will eventually partner up, and that's how this Batman will end up with some kind of budget. But then won't he just be a dog of the government? Is that any better than an independently wealthy brute?

Like I said, it's only the first issue, so time will tell.

One thing I neglected to mention, Bruce's fellow poverty pals that he grew up with seems to be mostly comprised of all the people who will eventually go on to become his greatest enemies. How convenient! How stupid and lazy.

Oh, and they made Bruce a real thicc boy here. I'd say he most resembles Frank Miller's depiction of Batman in the Dark Knight Returns. He's a real California redwood of a man.

I'm not sure what the full breadth of the Absolute line will be. I do know they're also doing Superman and Wonder Woman, and I'm probably most interested in Wonder Woman, because God knows DC has never figured out what to do with her. I wonder if any character has been rebooted as frequently as she has. "New creative team, new creative direction" is practically her slogan at this point.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1234 on: Oct 13, 2024, 01:20:09 PM »
God damn if comics people aren't still fucking functionally retarded.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1235 on: Oct 13, 2024, 09:12:02 PM »
Absolute Batman is the initial foray, and I've read the first issue. It's kind of messy. One of the criticisms I see leveled at Batman in recent history is that he's just a rich white "cop" who goes around beating the shit out of struggling brown people. Which, while reductive, isn't entirely without merit. Absolute's answer to this is to take away Bruce Wayne's wealth.

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Make him poor?  When the easiest shit is just make him Latino or something?  Change Martha Wayne to whatever race you want and, bam, now he's mixed. They could even give Bruce an invisible disability or two. Give him ADHD or some shit. That shit worked for Percy Jackson. And none of that would change what makes him Batman. You can't make him poor. Who the fuck wants to self-insert as a hobo in a bat costume? His wealth is part of the appeal, dammit.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1236 on: Oct 14, 2024, 01:06:00 AM »
To give DC some credit, they also just published a one-shot called the Lobo Cancellation Special, and reading it was like stepping back in time. Vintage Lobo, all the way. It's probably one of my favorite things that I've read in recent memory.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1237 on: Oct 23, 2024, 06:23:36 PM »
Good news, everyone! The first issue of Absolute Wonder Woman is excellent. Nicely drawn, smartly written. It earns my seal of approval. :joe: