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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1080 on: Feb 02, 2015, 06:09:23 PM »
Reading installments of the Bommelsaga
(Which means nothing unless you're Dutch)

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1081 on: Feb 02, 2015, 08:07:04 PM »
Isn't that the one where the kid sticks his finger in the dike? Sounds like a Dutch porno.

I kid, I kid. Complete works, or the new releases?
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1082 on: Feb 03, 2015, 05:07:28 AM »
Complete works.
They have these hardcover releases now in the same format aa they used to appear in the papers (like before my time)

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1083 on: Feb 03, 2015, 09:10:47 AM »
Hideaway by Dean Koontz.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1084 on: Feb 08, 2015, 07:42:37 PM »
Van Gogh: The Life by Steven Naifeh. Big ass book tho

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1085 on: Feb 12, 2015, 02:22:10 PM »
Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1086 on: Mar 04, 2015, 08:15:35 PM »
Had to take a mental break from reading the Van Gogh biography and chose the worst book I could have chosen for a relax time: "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy. Amazing book, love his style but just soooo heavy and hard :'(  Anyways i finished it in two days (its short) and got Blood Meridian since its always on top of the "what to read" lists. I don't really like westerns at ALL but I hope this one is better since I heard its gory and stuff

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1087 on: Mar 04, 2015, 09:38:30 PM »
Heh. I work in a town called Meridian. Lately it's been pretty bloody, too. But that's good for those of us in the health-care racket.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1088 on: Mar 05, 2015, 01:37:30 PM »
Forever Odd by Dean Koontz. I still don't like this main character and I don't know why I am reading the 2nd book other then I was hard up for a book.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1089 on: Mar 08, 2015, 11:36:05 PM »
And don't bother arguing over it, because I'm right:
is self-centered in nature
Mmm. The delicious irony. Say that music is narcissistic, egotistical, and self-centered, and then say "I know I'm right" with such certainty. No one is always right, ever. Even if you say "I'm sure I'm right about this," always a possibility to be wrong. And probably a bad way to start an argument. "I'm going to state something. But since I'm 100% sure I'm right, don't bother arguing over it." I don't think that's how debates work.

think of all the songs extolling drunkeness, getting high, screwing around, violence, and the feelings of the same. That's just because most music is self-centered in nature, and it just happens to find audiences who feel the same way as and identify with the artist. I'm not condemning anyone for it, but it is a fact. Isn't that why we listen to it? It's life. Otherwise, who'd care?
That makes it much harder, after that statement, to say that I do agree with you, at least on this. Doesn't make me or you right, or wrong, just that I agree with you and think we are right. Music "in general" nowadays and even to some extent in the past is narcissistic and hedonistic. Rap music with bling, women treated like objects, expensive cars, guns. Pop music with skimpy outfits and simple themes. Sex sells, yes, but it does get annoying.

I certainly wouldn't say a lot of classic rock is self-centered though. And it still doesn't explain why he said pop music was "facist".
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1090 on: Mar 09, 2015, 12:01:38 AM »
On the 24th of February, 1815, the look-out at Notre-Dame de la Garde signalled the three-master, the Pharaon from Smyrna, Trieste, and Naples.

A friend noted that this is how the Count of Monte Cristo began, and thus the novel started 200 years ago. Made me decide to pick it up again in the near future.

Forever Odd by Dean Koontz. I still don't like this main character and I don't know why I am reading the 2nd book other then I was hard up for a book.

What is it you don't like about the main character? What did you think of the first book and its tragic ending?


Odd Hours, 4th book
Apparently Dean Koontz is the Microsoft of novels: every other book he writes kinda sucks, like every other OS M$ comes out with is balls. Be warned Rama, the second novel wasn't that great to me and you'll probably dislike it some too.

One of the biggest issues I had with this, and I'm going to have to spoil this book, at first in general terms, and then explaining the motives of the main villain, but who cares.

*spoilers*
Okay, so the villains are terrorists who are trying to smuggle in nukes in a small fishing town on the California coast. Not islamists, but white terrorists. Okay, fair enough. But why? I would figure they are part of some Waco cult, or anti-government types like McVeigh. THAT would make sense.

But, as one of the idiot thugs the villain has working for him explains (and I just detest how generic/cartoonish some of these goons are depicted), the main baddie is a protestant priest who was in the middle east, trying to save Christians from murder and prosecution. And then he became disillusioned and gave up. Okay, but how the fuck does that equate to someone wanting to blow up major US cities because he was upset he couldn't save every Christian in the Mideast from being killed? How the hell does that save any of them?! "Well I can't save these Egyptian Coptics, let's blow up an America city and kill more Christians."
*end of spoilers*

Which brings me to the crux of why I didn't like this book... the ending was too rushed and forced, without explaining a lot. What did Odd hear in the sewer grate? Why did the coyotes attack him and who was controlling them? I have a feeling these issues will be explained in a later novel, but I'm not holding my breath.

 Speaking of the coyotes, I think Koontz has a hate-on for coyotes, because in at least three books he has packs of coyotes try to attack Odd, and the fact is, Coyotes do not travel in packs NOR do they attack humans.

Also, near the end of the book, Odd, despite being afraid of guns, ends up being a hell of a shot as he wastes people left and right despite them being better trained than him.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1091 on: Mar 12, 2015, 04:31:44 PM »
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1092 on: Mar 22, 2015, 06:47:43 AM »
On the 24th of February, 1815, the look-out at Notre-Dame de la Garde signalled the three-master, the Pharaon from Smyrna, Trieste, and Naples.

A friend noted that this is how the Count of Monte Cristo began, and thus the novel started 200 years ago. Made me decide to pick it up again in the near future.

Forever Odd by Dean Koontz. I still don't like this main character and I don't know why I am reading the 2nd book other then I was hard up for a book.

What is it you don't like about the main character? What did you think of the first book and its tragic ending?


Odd Hours, 4th book
Apparently Dean Koontz is the Microsoft of novels: every other book he writes kinda sucks, like every other OS M$ comes out with is balls. Be warned Rama, the second novel wasn't that great to me and you'll probably dislike it some too.

One of the biggest issues I had with this, and I'm going to have to spoil this book, at first in general terms, and then explaining the motives of the main villain, but who cares.

*spoilers*
Okay, so the villains are terrorists who are trying to smuggle in nukes in a small fishing town on the California coast. Not islamists, but white terrorists. Okay, fair enough. But why? I would figure they are part of some Waco cult, or anti-government types like McVeigh. THAT would make sense.

But, as one of the idiot thugs the villain has working for him explains (and I just detest how generic/cartoonish some of these goons are depicted), the main baddie is a protestant priest who was in the middle east, trying to save Christians from murder and prosecution. And then he became disillusioned and gave up. Okay, but how the fuck does that equate to someone wanting to blow up major US cities because he was upset he couldn't save every Christian in the Mideast from being killed? How the hell does that save any of them?! "Well I can't save these Egyptian Coptics, let's blow up an America city and kill more Christians."
*end of spoilers*

Which brings me to the crux of why I didn't like this book... the ending was too rushed and forced, without explaining a lot. What did Odd hear in the sewer grate? Why did the coyotes attack him and who was controlling them? I have a feeling these issues will be explained in a later novel, but I'm not holding my breath.

 Speaking of the coyotes, I think Koontz has a hate-on for coyotes, because in at least three books he has packs of coyotes try to attack Odd, and the fact is, Coyotes do not travel in packs NOR do they attack humans.

Also, near the end of the book, Odd, despite being afraid of guns, ends up being a hell of a shot as he wastes people left and right despite them being better trained than him.

Yeah that ending was...well I knew that character was dead. It was foreshadowed a lot...but I thought they'd end up being the main bad guy and I think if Koontz was brave he would have done it.


Anyway and the moment I've having Ménage a book with Dean Koontz's Frankenstein book 2 and Whitley Streiber's The Grays. What I read is just depends on where I am.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1093 on: Mar 23, 2015, 12:14:29 AM »
yea, but what exactly was it you didn't like about the main character?

Also, do you like his Frankenstein series? I've been thinking of trying it as well.


Odd Apocalypse

Has nothing to do with the Apocalypse, besides the fact a character in the book sees the future, and describes schoolgirls exploding on fire and turning to ashes and skeletons turning black and exploding into powder, which is supposedly what happens when people are killed with a nuclear weapon. In the last book Odd stopped nuclear weapons from coming to the US, maybe he didn't quite succeed.

Apparently Dean Koontz is like the Windows of novels; every other one is good, every other one sucks (like Windows). This one was actually quite better than book 4, but not quite as good as 1 or 3.

In the book, Odd is staying at a billionare's estate where time seems to stand still (literally?) and strange pig beasts roam the land. As usual though, Odd Thomas seems to know exactly what to say most of the time, seems to be a perfect shot with a gun despite being terrified of them, and probably due to plot armor never seems to ever be shot  when going against people who are better trained than him. Also, the villains once again always seem pure evil once you see their true side, which probably makes it easier for Odd to dispatch them left and right without even feeling remorse. At least in book 4 and previous books when he did kill people he felt at least a little shaken up about it.

Still, Koontz does a wonderful job describing what's going on in the world in rich detail, from a bizzare steampunk mechanism in a basement to even crazier stuff. And thanks to pretty good foreshadowing and clues (maybe ones too obvious) I figured out exactly what was going on before it was revealed to me. In the end not a bad read, and pretty suspenseful for the most part.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1094 on: Mar 25, 2015, 02:11:11 PM »
Odd is too good. Too plain...too unassuming...too unflawed. And if he is flawed it is always someone else's fault or a loveable quirk instead of something that might actually give him anything like depth.


And I actually like the Frankenstein books even less then the Odd ones. First this should have been one book that he has stretched out too many books (not idea how many) and instead of getting to spending time with characters you want you have to spend whole chapters with like someone you don't care about at all...usually used to advance a new plot point when he hasn't wrapped up any of the ones from before.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1095 on: Mar 25, 2015, 05:40:36 PM »
You people make me sad I don't read more.  Peer pressure almost.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1096 on: Mar 25, 2015, 08:40:54 PM »
Got #1 and #3 of the History of Middle Earth (#2 wasn't available) and Robert Frost's Guide to Middle Earth. Def on a backlog tho since I have had hardly any time to read the Van Gogh bio and Blood Meridian :-/

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1097 on: Mar 26, 2015, 10:47:05 AM »
You people make me sad I don't read more.  Peer pressure almost.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1098 on: Apr 07, 2015, 05:32:11 AM »
Cant stand reading Blood Meridian, its boring, always the same shit, corpses here corpses there. Maybe reading American Psycho has unsensitised me :-/

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1099 on: Jun 13, 2015, 04:59:16 PM »
Odd is too good. Too plain...too unassuming...too unflawed. And if he is flawed it is always someone else's fault or a loveable quirk instead of something that might actually give him anything like depth.

Yes. Definitely started noticing this as the series progressed. While he's not perfect, he has almost no negative flaws. He gets angry but rarely, and is still able to control himself when he's angry. Always, ALWAYS seems to know what to say in any situation, even when he has a gun to his head or his life is in danger (the second book was the worst for this, a perfect retort for whatever Datura said to him). And yea, if he is flawed it's nothing that inconveniences him in a major way, just minor things he can shrug off.

I do think Koontz is gary stu-ing quite a bit with these books, the main character seems to be almost like the author. With the exception of Odd not being very religious, and Koontz being a strong catholic, I hear opinions Odd says that kinda sound like something Koontz might feel, and then there's the love of dogs both the character and the author share. I have heard the books were written about a character who experiences the loss of a loved one and is based off of Koontz losing someone who was very close to him, so there's that.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1100 on: Jun 14, 2015, 12:58:41 PM »
All-Star Section Eight #1.

There were some funny moments, but absolutely pointless in itself. Hopefully the 6 issue series will work itself out.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1101 on: Jun 14, 2015, 09:19:03 PM »
Finished Blood Meridian. Started on with the first volume of History of Middle earth

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1102 on: Jun 16, 2015, 06:16:38 AM »
I've been continuing my slow reading of books and am now on "There Goes the Galaxy" by Jenn Thorson. I do not recall how I found this book but it may have been on sale or free on the Kindle store.

It's a bit like Hitchhiker's GttG but instead of a guy who's trying not to panic after being abducted by aliens it's a guy who's trained in psychiatry assuming that all the aliens and spaceships and things he's seeing are delusions because working on his doctorate broke his feeble mind. It's been fairly amusing so far. Not as good as HGttG but still funny.
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« Reply #1103 on: Jun 17, 2015, 11:45:42 PM »
So I decided to finish the Odd Thomas series just to get it over with. The books have been hinting at explaining everything that's going on since book 4 and I want answers.

So far, the book hints at bigger things while not actually revealing a lot. It hints that there are people in the world like Odd with powers. Also, there was a curb grate that was like the one in book 4... an old-fashioned one with a lightning bolt in the middle. In book 4 when he looked into it, he saw strange pulses of light and heard muffled voices and marching feet... but the phenomenon wasn't explained.

Other thoughts:
- The book takes a pretty good potshot at 50 Shades, which amused me.
- I haven't seen the Bodachs, the shadow demons, since book 3. What gives?
- In every book Odd mentions that he won't publish his stories until he is dead. Is this foreshadowing that he'll die in the last book? Oh well.
- Once again, a little old lady gives Odd a ride, and gives him a gun. Same stuff happened in book 4, doesn't Koontz have original material?
- Odd never wants to call the police, even when he'd have a valid case. A guy points a gun at him, and he's like "No one will believe a ranting young man saying some guy tried to shoot him." Really? For someone who had a cop for a buddy, he sure doesn't trust them.
- Odd seems to be really stuck in the 50s. He constantly complains like an old man about how today's society is so evil and horrible, and the 50s were so much better. He's constantly negative about modern society and culture and it's annoying. And he knows so much about 40s-60s era movies and music, and the ghosts that hang with him are all baby boomer celebs, like Elvis, Sinatra, and Hitchcock.
- Every person he meets is almost perfect in every single way, except for the bad guys who are pure evil. I'm getting sick of this. Good guys are perfect, bad guys are satanic. Really?
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1104 on: Jun 19, 2015, 10:12:01 AM »
I'm reading  Pet Sematary (that's how it is spelt on the cover.) by Stephen King and The Last American Vampire by Seth Graham-Smith....and I've been reading a few pages of The Tower Treasure which is Hardy Boy book on the side as well. My bed side table is rather crowded at the moment.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1105 on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:49:42 PM »
Just started on The Long Utopia, 4th book in the Long Earth series. Since Pratchett is dead now :( I hope it has a definite conclusion to the series

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« Reply #1106 on: Jun 27, 2015, 10:55:35 PM »
Sigh. So finished Deeply Odd, book #6. And I KNEW this shit was going to happen.

So, apparently there's some kind of super-secret organization of good guys who have been fighting an evil satanic cult for... oh I have no idea how long but the cult has been around apparently since the Renaissance times.

And that's the problem with this book. You have these people who are way TOO perfect and nice. Near the end of the book they go to a family of off-the-grid types way out in nowhere and they're perfect. At the end of the book they go to a safehouse that's so friendly and good it makes the Brady Bunch look like a bunch of assholes in comparison.

And then the villains. Satanists. Not the LeVay atheists-with-another-name type, either, but the fun hollywood children-sacrificing-and-having-orgies type.  Pure evil, and evil for no reason either, just being evil for the sake of being evil. "Hey I'm bored want to torture children?" "Sure sounds fun!" I haven't seen characters this so fucking one-dimensional and bland in a while. And it's funny that he's reusing the shit he used in the first book. And I'm not sure if it's because Koontz is just a horrible writer and just uses bland, uninteresting villains that suck balls, or if because of his Catholic belief he's like some Christians and see the world as black and white, pure good fighting against pure evil, and no gray in-between.

I liked the series when it started, but at book 4 it just started going downhill. Book 5 was okay. And I will say that book 6 did have the dry wit and suspense that at least made it slightly interesting, but it felt like about half the book could have been removed and told the same story.

I'm going to read book 7 just for conclusions sake, and because I really want to know the answers to unexplained crap in earlier books. But it seems that the Satanists have a plan to destroy Odd's hometown and he has to fight them and find his purpose in the universe. I fully expect either for him to die at the end, or for there to be some Deus Ex, or "This was all a dream" or "You were dead all along" cliche bullshit to conclude it.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1107 on: Jun 30, 2015, 01:46:15 AM »
Stephen King -- Mr. Mercedes. I prefer King's horror/fantasy stuff, but I guess this isn't bad. In the past Old Steve's been accused of including Magical Negroes in his stories, but in this one we've got a Mary Sue-type that's so idealized, the character comes across as either condescending or pandering, I can't decide which.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1108 on: Jul 14, 2015, 11:13:16 PM »
And now I finished Saint Odd and I am so glad to be done with this series. Started out good, but when the author decided to add an over-reaching plot over the whole thing later in the series it just got stupid.

First off, the book ended exactly how I expected it would end. It was a very anti-climatic ending, as well, considering all the build up.

One of my biggest issues was the fact that Odd would act very messed up after he killed someone, sometimes even saying he felt like puking... YET, had no problem shooting people left and right. Even, a few times, shooting people in the back. Of course this is supposed to be all okay because the people he was shooting were pure evil and one dimensional.

I was reading the TV Tropes for the series and I felt these were pretty good descriptions of how I felt about the villains in most of these series:
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Evil Is Petty: A recurring theme in the series. In almost every book there's a scene of one or more extremely evil characters acting either like petulant children or the dullest bores you ever met.
How about ALL of the evil villains acting this way.
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Religion of Evil: Basically every book is Odd having to deal with one of these. The first book is Satanists, the second a psycho woman that has traveled all over the world studying occult stuff, the third is a guy that thinks he can create life, the fifth are a group of people who think they're gods, and the sixth are another (even worse) group of Satanists.
And the fourth, that they don't mention, are domestic terrorists following a former Christian pastor, and the seventh are the same Satanists from the sixth. For some reason this guy has a thing for evil religious stereotypes, or hollywood depictions of religions (Hollywood Satanists, a Hollywood occultist/pagan, ect...).

Another thing that bothered me is not everything is explained. What Anamaria really is. What was with those curb grates with the lightning bolts on them, where he could hear voices and feet through them. Why some animals acted semi-intelligent (but could have been someone with powers controlling them).

One of the good parts of the books was when Odd stays with a pro-gun Texas couple who chastise him for not carrying a gun at all times if people are out to kill him. About time someone talks with common sense. Later, a rather suspenseful scene happens when the Texans house is invaded and Odd runs to save them only to find the Texans kicking the shit out of the bad guys.

And here I go into spoilers about the ending and why it bugged me, because I can't describe why it bugged me unless I spoil it. So..
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So, Odd returns to his hometown after seeing a vision of the downtown area flooded with water, and lots of dead people. He hears of the cultists having somehow hijacked a military semi full of C4 (how that would ever happen in the real world I don't know). So he assumes they're gonna blow a damn and flood the town. Near the end of the book the cultists are blowing up shit left and right, a church, a fuel depot, a nut plant. So you think there's gonna be a violent ending to the book.

Nope. Odd figures out the cultists are really going to release a plague virus in the town. He grabs the virus canister, gets into a shootout with one cultist, kills him but is hit, staggers to the police chief, and dies in his arms with the canister. He goes to purgatory and meets his GF. And that's it.

First off, really? All this buildup of C4 and explosions and such and then an anti-climatic ending? I feel ripped off. And while I fully expected Odd to die and be with his girl, and people will say that's a beautiful ending, it seems selfish. I would have more expected Odd to join the league of doo-gooders and use his powet to better the world. Dead, and he's useless. Also, what about the truck of C4? The cultists still have it and it's somewhere being driven away to do another 9/11. The truck is basically ignored for the last part of the book.

Also, I wondered "How did Odd write the last book if he's dead" and then Koontz explains that in the dumbest way. A lighting bolt hits Ozzy's computer and it spits out of the printer. I shit you not. The most convenient way to explain how a dead person writes a story, and the dumbest.

This series started out good. It ended pathetically. I'm pretty disappoint.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #1109 on: Jul 20, 2015, 06:29:42 AM »
FINALLY found a place that had Salems Lot so I got that one.