Author Topic: So is it IDE's real birthday and fake age... (Read 6514 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Dec 08, 2009, 11:21:27 PM »

...or fake birthday AND fake age? Which it be?

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:01:17 AM »

I was watching Jersey Shore, and the Situation reminded me of IDE. Jacked and lets everyone know it, yet the second a girl rejects him it's all BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Love Guidos.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 11:29:48 AM »

The five mins I watched of Jersey Shore made me feel dirty and I had to bathe. They looked greasy and STD infested.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 01:58:54 PM »

Of course. Watching Snookie get knocked the fuck out in the season preview makes the whole thing worth while.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 05:53:31 PM »

Ha ha, I have no idea what you dudes are talking about.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 06:23:02 PM »

Watch Jersey Shore. Be apart of American culture. Anything that pisses off 'ethnic watchdog groups' has to be funny as balls in chocolate sauce.

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 08:21:27 PM »

I don't know about any Snookie, but I sure do like Sookie on True Blood. Mmm-hmm, sure do.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:00:55 PM »

What the heck is Jersey Shore? 2 lazy 2 google.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 01:23:19 AM »

It's a reality show on TV that follows the life of a bunch of Guidos and Skank-hos that go to the Jersey Shore to get drunk and fuck. It's on MTV and therefore instantly worthless.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 05:18:51 AM »

They show South Park on MTV now.

When you watch Jersey Shore, you'll understand. It's funnier than anything on Comedy Central right now.

Sam · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 10:53:07 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Dec 09, 2009, 06:23:02 PM

Watch Jersey Shore. Be apart of American culture. Anything that pisses off 'ethnic watchdog groups' has to be funny as balls in chocolate sauce.

Wait wait wait. How are balls in chocolate sauce funny?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 03:50:22 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:23:19 AM

It's a reality show on TV that follows the life of a bunch of Guidos and Skank-hos that go to the Jersey Shore to get drunk and fuck. It's on MTV and therefore instantly worthless.

Oh wow, I pass so far from that I actually ended up somewhere in Shuangyashan.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 12:25:14 AM »

You're missing the Situation.

Keep in mind, the Situation is a guy.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 02:01:44 AM »

I'm in China now, dammit! Reave me arone!

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 11, 2009, 05:58:58 AM »

But the guy that knocked Snookie the fuck out was arrested!

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 11:14:49 PM »

As I sap the life essence from young maidens my age and day of birth become non sequitor. I'll still be posting here long after you're all dead and the INTERNET is inhaled instead of accessed via computers.

"The only way to determine my true age is to saw off my penis and count the rings on the stump." - IDE 2007

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 16, 2009, 11:40:27 PM »

So fake then.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 02:30:26 AM »

He's 14.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 05:52:28 AM »

Or 41. Some combination of a 4 and a 1.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 03:31:50 PM »

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 10:23:37 PM »

That is just illegal.