Author Topic: So how much money does the gov't take away from you? (Read 19212 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 05, 2010, 08:14:41 AM »

Yet poor. Incredibly poor.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 02:52:04 PM »

Time to sell their bodies.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 04:12:27 PM »

Since I'm not working anymore, he just changed his w-4 to put me and the baybeh as dependants. HAH TAKE THAT IRS! IN YOUR FACE!

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 07:04:58 PM »

Kary should marry me and then put me as a dependant, since I'm still a dirty Grad student.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 06, 2010, 10:41:47 PM »

What should she marry the cow when she gets the milk for free, hmmm?

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 12:51:44 AM »

She didn't?

*I don't even know if this is going to work, but try it anyway.

Fiero · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 02:45:47 AM »

Penis.

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 08:24:20 AM »

What should she marry the cow when she gets the milk for free, hmmm?

Then I should stop buying the milk.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 01:13:28 PM »

Not that milk, ho ho. *elbow nudge* Huh?

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 02:13:38 PM »

...what do you mean, skim or 2%?

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 02:28:16 PM »

Just indulge her and go "No way man!" and then give her a high five.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 07:11:28 PM »

No no, I want to see this through.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 07, 2010, 08:11:36 PM »

You know what I mean. Eh? EH? Leche de hombre, si?

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 05:13:49 AM »

What? OH! Jizz.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 07:13:32 AM »

bukkake

Fiero · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 09:11:11 PM »

Leche de hombre. HAHAHAHAHA

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 10:29:44 PM »

Ay, que mal.

No quiero que jizzbuckets.

I think that's Mexican for cum.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 08, 2010, 11:40:41 PM »

Oh, well, who the Sam hill speaks Mexican around here?

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 09, 2010, 12:04:43 AM »

...Samuel Hill.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 01:47:22 PM »

Oh, well, who the Sam hill speaks Mexican around here?

Mexicans.

Derrick · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 01:58:31 PM »

Served.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 12:41:53 PM »

I don't even know how to translate that in spanish. Leche de hombre sounds so nasty lol

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 01:25:48 PM »

Better than queso de hombre or carne de hombre.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 04:59:25 PM »

Ewwww for some reason when you said queso de hombre I thought of that disgusting smegma crap that uncircumsized men get ! blah!

Fiero · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 07:22:38 PM »

Oh, cause I thought of butt cheese.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 08:14:13 PM »

You would!

Derrick · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 11, 2010, 10:24:45 PM »

I'm so glad I was clipped. Never had an issue with sensitivity. That shit sounds like a myth to keep parents from circumcizing their kids.

Fiero · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 02:22:36 AM »

How is it possible that my two favorite forums are talking about circumcision so close to each other?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 07:09:04 AM »

Oh, cause I thought of butt cheese.

What's that?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If I ever have a son, I'm circumsizing him. Nice and clean.

Fiero · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 12, 2010, 05:58:28 PM »

Its like when sweat and booboo mix up together a little bit.