Author Topic: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth. (Read 13291 times)

gwynn · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 30, 2009, 09:06:57 PM »

I gotta go with team Jacob. Those are some nice abs, and oh boy, that flowing weave he had? Fuhgettaboutit!

Derrick · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 30, 2009, 10:25:56 PM »

I thought you were gay?

Fiero · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 30, 2009, 10:43:48 PM »

I'm straight, but I'd rub oil all over Mr. Depp or Mr. Ledger (even as a decomposed corpse).

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 12:01:09 AM »

You're not straight, I'm sorry.

Fiero · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 01:11:36 AM »

Those are my exceptions.

Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 08:14:18 AM »

An exception makes ya gay.

Fiero · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 12:39:38 PM »

No. It does not. The fact is I'd probably not do those things, but its fun to say it on the internet.

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 01:28:28 PM »

There's truth to lies. Now I really do like to defecate on the elderly, so I'm going to hell.

The D · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 02:52:38 PM »

Does it make me gay that I want to stab all the "sexy" men in New Moon with a sword? And then light them on fire afterward?

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 03:55:32 PM »

Only if your balls touch.

Derrick · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 04:07:22 PM »

Why are you obsessed with balls?!

The D · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 04:14:35 PM »

How the hell do you two keep on posting at the same time? Or maybe.....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 04:56:14 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 30, 2009, 10:43:48 PM

I'm straight, but I'd rub oil all over Mr. Depp or Mr. Ledger (even as a decomposed corpse).

Agree.

Fiero · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 05:42:51 PM »

Of course I'll agree, I was the one who said it in the first place.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 06:05:11 PM »

I'd rub oil on Ledger's corpse, but only the corpse.

Fiero · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 07:17:21 PM »

But that's not gay?

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 07:55:38 PM »

It's necrophelia, the man isn't alive.

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 08:24:40 PM »

But your still rubbing on his bone.

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 08:51:06 PM »

...I never implied I would rub oil on his genitalia.

Fiero · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 01, 2009, 09:02:51 PM »

Look. If I was a necrophiliac, I'd be all about women. So, now you're gay because I said so on the internet which makes it true.

Derrick · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 04:01:11 AM »

But you're not a nercopheliac. Don't fucking confuse the issue. That's how people like Obama get into powet and fuck over his constituancy. Sweet ironic justice.

Fiero · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 11:38:03 AM »

Is "powet" another silly Sphere auto-edit? Power.

Guess not.

Derrick · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 01:44:40 PM »

Now you're showing off? Your death will be quick.

Rama · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 02:28:58 PM »

You must be forced to say what the great lord Beck wants you to say. You'll say "pron" and like it.

Fiero · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 03:02:25 PM »

Porn.

Rama · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 04:19:50 PM »

The daring!!!

gwynn · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 05, 2009, 01:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 30, 2009, 10:25:56 PM

I thought you were gay?

Honestly, I'm pansexual. No, that does not mean I have sex with your kitchenware.
I just happen to be in love with a woman who I wouldn't mind being the last person I ever sleep with.
Sexuality is a fluid thing I believe, you are attracted to who you are attracted to. Case closed, equality for all.

Derrick · « **Reply #57 on:** Dec 05, 2009, 08:30:00 PM »

Well, I am a Lesbian, though I will fuck a jar-opener if it's made of silicone.

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Dec 06, 2009, 01:36:27 AM »

Pansexual? Isn't there were you have sex with half Man and half goat Demi-Gods?

Derrick · « **Reply #59 on:** Dec 06, 2009, 10:42:33 AM »

Or how about Lodge cookware?