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Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« on: Nov 21, 2009, 07:24:49 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm

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Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe.

The gang allegedly targeted people on remote roads, luring them with fake job offers before killing them and extracting their fat.

The liquidised product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe.

At least five other suspects, including two Italian nationals, remain at large.

Police said the gang could be behind the disappearances of up to 60 people in Peru's Huanuco and Pasco regions.

One of those arrested told police the ringleader had been killing people for their fat for more than three decades.

The gang has been referred to as the Pishtacos, after an ancient Peruvian legend of killers who attack people on lonely roads and murder them for their fat.

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At a news conference in the capital, police showed reporters two bottles containing human body fat and images of one of the alleged victims.

One of the alleged killings is reported to have taken place in mid-September, with the person's body tissue removed for sale.

Cmdr Angel Toledo told Reuters news agency some of the suspects had "declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it".

Police said they suspect the fat was sold to cosmetics and pharmaceutical companies in Europe, but have not confirmed any such connection.
THEY HAVE A LEGEND OF MURDEROUS ROAD DEMONS THAT MURDER FOR BODY FAT!? Seriously, they could set up farms in the American Midwest and harvest gallons for free.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2009, 08:52:10 PM »
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 22, 2009, 04:22:41 AM »
As if we needed another reason...

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 22, 2009, 08:25:56 AM »
I suppose that the legend that says that mountains eat people is true too then

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 22, 2009, 10:10:17 AM »
Well if you take siesmic activity into account... then yes, it would.

Seriously, fat-eating demons? What the hell were they smok- oh wait, I guess all the good stuff, amirite?! HA!
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 22, 2009, 02:17:29 PM »
That is really wasteful, only taking their fat. What about the rest of the carcass?
You can make chairs from bones to sit on while you drink your human giblet soup from a skull bowl, TCM style.
There are just so many uses.

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 22, 2009, 03:16:29 PM »
Peruvians are known to waste, they never eat all of the penguin.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 22, 2009, 06:05:49 PM »
retards! i would be charging more than 15 k for a liter of fat, what kind of business is that

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 22, 2009, 06:44:16 PM »
Plus, the AMERICAN MIDWEST! THEY FRY MAC AND CHEESE! Also, it'd help obesity statistics while financing disgusting europeans.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 24, 2009, 02:44:18 PM »
I say we set up a clinic in the US where we liposuction all the fat Americans for free and then sell the fat for a healthy profit! We'd be rich!
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:06:00 PM »
It solves the economy problem and the obesity/healthcare problems.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:07:11 PM »
Or do what the insurance company i'm working with is doing, charge their obese employees $30 more per month on insurance. if the US did that will all their population, they'll pay all the international debt in 2 months MAX.

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #12 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:09:10 PM »
"BUT FAT PEOPLE CAN'T CONTROL IT" *person proceeds to consume over 3000 calories a day*
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:25:34 PM »
The chunkies are saying now that then they should also penalize the people that consume alcohol. Next? people who consume products with msg

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:43:19 PM »
MSG is a horrible awful thing.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #15 on: Nov 24, 2009, 10:24:46 PM »
They need to conduct a study to determine the amount of Fight Club those nutbars watched over a set timespan.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #16 on: Nov 24, 2009, 10:28:33 PM »
But Fight Club is awesome.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #17 on: Nov 24, 2009, 10:43:56 PM »
But they collected human fat in it, too.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #18 on: Nov 24, 2009, 11:58:26 PM »
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #19 on: Nov 25, 2009, 01:34:38 AM »
Or do what the insurance company i'm working with is doing, charge their obese employees $30 more per month on insurance. if the US did that will all their population, they'll pay all the international debt in 2 months MAX.

I thought they already did that.

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #20 on: Nov 25, 2009, 06:29:05 AM »
Hahaha no! the funny thing is that they all complain about it at a forum on the client's webpage, so you know that shit is more monitored than a congressman's email.

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #21 on: Nov 25, 2009, 08:36:45 AM »
The next thread down? "How do I deep fry mashed potatoes and inject them with Sour Cream?"
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #22 on: Nov 26, 2009, 12:31:30 PM »
Actually, the next thread down is "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?" (......)

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #23 on: Nov 26, 2009, 10:07:05 PM »
I'm team Blade. Kill 'em all, Blacula. Kill every last one.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #24 on: Nov 28, 2009, 03:40:12 PM »
I'm team Blade. Kill 'em all, Blacula. Kill every last one.

LMAO!  Ha ha, I thought the same thing.  Go Team Blade!

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #25 on: Nov 29, 2009, 02:11:06 PM »
I'm sorry but the baddest motherfucker of all vampires is my boy Lestat.

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #26 on: Nov 29, 2009, 06:54:36 PM »
Stuart Townsend or Tom Cruise?!

Gotta be Tom Cruise. Townsend couldn't even cut it as Aragorn.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #27 on: Nov 29, 2009, 08:25:23 PM »
Those fairies can't stack up to Blade.

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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #28 on: Nov 29, 2009, 08:41:06 PM »
Aragorn would, he'd plow his mighty sword through the heart of the undead fuckers and then cleanly remove their heads.
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Re: Another reason why Peru is the worst place on Earth.
« Reply #29 on: Nov 30, 2009, 01:49:15 AM »
Fuck yeah.