Mother Nature killed my umbrella!

[Rama]

OCP was already planning on putting my brain in Robocop 2 anyway. Damn you NUKE...my one weakness.

[B E C K]

Robocop 2 is my toaster.  It keeps burning Merla's bread, which is why it needs a new brain.

[Rama]

Who is to say I wouldn't just burn her bread as well?

[B E C K]

She could probably bribe you with some dork shit.

[Sam]

In what horrible world is nerd feces suitable as currency?!   

(it kind of looks like he's flinging poo to me)

[Rama]

She could probably bribe you with some dork shit.

I'm sure some kind of arrangement could be reached. I may want more then "dork shit" however.

[B E C K]

In what horrible world is nerd feces suitable as currency?!  

(it kind of looks like he's flinging poo to me)

I edited that very gif to do that years ago (with poo splash and everything), but the editor I had done it in was a free trial and apparently part of the "trial" was that it ruined your gif with a big old "SHITTY GIF EDITOR.COM" type logo right in the middle, completely negating the entire thing.

[The D]

Life killed my grandfather last weekend
(that and the cancer)

I don't feel sad or depressed and I sure as hell wish people would stop feeling sorry for me and my "loss" and pitying me so damn much. I wasn't the one who had cancer or died.

[Rama]

If it makes you feel better, I don't feel sorry for you at all.

[Derrick]

Life killed my grandfather last weekend
(that and the cancer)

I don't feel sad or depressed and I sure as hell wish people would stop feeling sorry for me and my "loss" and pitying me so damn much. I wasn't the one who had cancer or died.

It could be worse, you could be IDE.