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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #30 on: Oct 21, 2009, 09:25:15 AM »
Think some fig newtons. Those rule.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #31 on: Oct 21, 2009, 11:44:17 AM »
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?

I žink you should start wiž some new pants for Derrick here.  No one wants to see šat.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #32 on: Oct 21, 2009, 01:02:42 PM »
I'm not wasting my powers on that. As long as he doesn't start rubbing up against me he can wear whatever or whatever he doesn't want. I don't care.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #33 on: Oct 21, 2009, 03:24:43 PM »
So could I just think anything I wanted into existence right now?

I žink you should start wiž some new pants for Derrick here.  No one wants to see šat.

It's Merla's Birthday, she deserves the birthday sausage.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #34 on: Oct 21, 2009, 08:17:24 PM »
Happy birthday, Nuri's sister!

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #35 on: Oct 23, 2009, 11:23:04 PM »
happy bdaaayy

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #36 on: Oct 24, 2009, 11:09:11 PM »
Happy Birthday Merla!

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #37 on: Oct 26, 2009, 03:15:42 PM »
Thanks, People.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #38 on: Oct 26, 2009, 04:11:49 PM »
Merla is Nuri's sister? WHAT? Oh, wait. I did know that.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #39 on: Oct 26, 2009, 04:56:19 PM »
What you don't know is that there is a third sister locked in the basement, cursed by Satan himself. A deformed and hellish creature that they feed live infants too, to keep her appeased.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #40 on: Oct 26, 2009, 05:06:25 PM »
Those fanfics I wrote just turned incredibly kinky.

All right.  :blamerama:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #41 on: Oct 26, 2009, 08:04:02 PM »
What you don't know is that there is a third sister locked in the basement, cursed by Satan himself. A deformed and hellish creature that they feed live infants too, to keep her appeased.

Wait.

Are they Austrian?
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #42 on: Oct 26, 2009, 09:02:11 PM »
That was also in my fanfic. FUCK! GOD IS PLAGIARIZING ME!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #43 on: Oct 26, 2009, 09:31:52 PM »
* Fiero hides the fanfic in his backpack
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #44 on: Oct 28, 2009, 08:09:08 AM »
We don't really have basements down here.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #45 on: Oct 28, 2009, 09:19:31 AM »
Why not? Low water table?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #46 on: Oct 28, 2009, 10:13:17 AM »
My interpretation was the ground's kinda hard for it and the fact there's no need for them here, but maybe it's the water thing, too.  I dunno, but I've never been in a house with one.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #47 on: Oct 28, 2009, 12:23:23 PM »
There is a low water table in most of Texas. I think. I've never heard of a basement in Texas, except in large buildings.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #48 on: Oct 28, 2009, 01:12:26 PM »
Huh...only the cheapo houses here don't have them. Doubt it's the ground being too hard. We have one and they had to blast through sold rock to get it deep enough. Could be the water table, though.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #49 on: Oct 28, 2009, 02:49:38 PM »
Ditto here, mine is built into granite bedrock, which is why it's cool during the summer months and cold during the winter.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #50 on: Oct 28, 2009, 07:55:37 PM »
I hope whoever paid for that sold rock got insurance on it.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #51 on: Oct 30, 2009, 09:26:55 AM »
I can't comprehend a house or ošer building wižout a basement.  I was amazed when I was a kid and learned šat ošer people, like my uncle in Florida, didn't have šem.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #52 on: Oct 30, 2009, 09:32:53 AM »
I don't even have an attic. I grew up in this house but I can't stand it.

I was once told that it was because the houses can cover more surface area, but I've seen houses in areas where basements are used, and that theory is bull shit.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #53 on: Oct 30, 2009, 07:46:02 PM »
I can't comprehend a house or ošer building wižout a basement.

Ha ha, well, they don't even feel real to me since the only ones I've ever seen have been on tv.  There are several buildings I've been in that have had below-ground floors, but never in a home.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #54 on: Oct 30, 2009, 09:18:55 PM »
We never had a basement, though I always wanted one for the purposes of creating a man cave out of it before I'd ever heard that particular term coined.
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #55 on: Oct 30, 2009, 10:24:14 PM »
A man batcave.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #56 on: Nov 01, 2009, 11:10:00 AM »
How hacky.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #57 on: Nov 01, 2009, 03:59:01 PM »
Keep saying that and you won't get a ride in his Batmobile.

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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #58 on: Nov 01, 2009, 06:37:47 PM »
You mean his man batmobile?
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Re: Happy Birthday Merla!
« Reply #59 on: Nov 01, 2009, 10:37:48 PM »
I'd rather not. I know Batmobile is just code for cock, and ride well... means ride. You see where I'm going with this? Mancave = Secret location for extended homosexual experiences.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.