Author Topic: Single Again... (Read 45263 times)

Rama · « **Reply #360 on:** Mar 16, 2011, 11:45:48 AM »

*Puts on Nerd Glasses.*

Actually the Highlander's last name is MacLeod, not McCloud.

*Straightens pocket protector.*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #361 on:** Mar 16, 2011, 05:29:28 PM »

In the pr0n version, his name is MacLoad.

*Puts on sunglasses*

Fiero · « **Reply #362 on:** Mar 16, 2011, 05:53:17 PM »

Quote from: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2011, 05:29:28 PM

In the pr0n version, his name is MacLoad.

*Puts on sunglasses*

yeaa... you know what, I'm just not feeling it today.

Rama · « **Reply #363 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 12:45:15 AM »

Was this some kind of masturbation video? Because as we all know...there can be only one.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #364 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 03:14:04 PM »

No, in the END, there can be only one. Buttsecks, get it right.

Rama · « **Reply #365 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 05:58:40 PM »

So someone is beheaded post climax? Are you trying to push a snuff film on us?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #366 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 07:34:47 PM »

Hey, I didn't say anything. You sir, are putting words in my mouth (and ideas in my brain...).

Fiero · « **Reply #367 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 10:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Extra Zero on Mar 17, 2011, 03:14:04 PM

No, in the END, there can be only one. Buttsecks, get it right.

What about DA?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #368 on:** Mar 17, 2011, 11:09:03 PM »

That's special effects. Doesn't happen IRL.

Sam · « **Reply #369 on:** Mar 18, 2011, 11:45:42 AM »

The D · « **Reply #370 on:** Mar 18, 2011, 03:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 04, 2011, 01:27:32 AM

I see this, and I think this:

I'm just trying to figure out why there's yarn there....

Fiero · « **Reply #371 on:** Mar 18, 2011, 05:30:23 PM »

Seriously?
THREAD BUMP

(and thread is a type of yarn)

IDE · « **Reply #372 on:** Mar 19, 2011, 12:42:15 AM »

She called me wasted to tell me how great my dick is.

Which is weird cause as you guys know I was just thinking about how awesome her vag is. I might have to go visit her next month. If this was final fantasy game her vag would summon me into battle.

Now I'm all breathing hard and the urge to feed is upon me...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #373 on:** Mar 19, 2011, 07:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Mar 18, 2011, 03:38:04 PM

I'm just trying to figure out why there's yarn there....

I'm no needleworker or seamstress, but I've never seen shiny yarn before.

Fiero · « **Reply #374 on:** Mar 21, 2011, 03:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 19, 2011, 07:16:27 PM

Quote from: Dangerous D on Mar 18, 2011, 03:38:04 PM
I'm just trying to figure out why there's yarn there....

I'm no needleworker or seamstress, but I've never seen shiny yarn before.

Sewing thread is technically a type of yarn. And also, someone has probably made glossy knitting yarn by now.

IDE · « **Reply #375 on:** Mar 24, 2011, 02:36:07 AM »

Apparently someone else I know has banged this girl, but she never called him to tell him about his dick!

I AM THE KING OF FUCK!

If this was an olympic sport I would have quad gold by now!

B E C K · « **Reply #376 on:** Mar 24, 2011, 11:27:45 PM »

And then sewn your dick to your thigh with fabulous glitter thread.

IDE · « **Reply #377 on:** Mar 27, 2011, 03:14:26 AM »

YEAH!!...wait what?

B E C K · « **Reply #378 on:** Mar 28, 2011, 12:06:03 AM »

Then Bling It! ...but make sure the stones match the thread you've used.

IDE · « **Reply #379 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:10:58 AM »

There is something intoxicating about the way a woman will cover her face in throws of ecstasy. As if she can't bear to be seen in such a raw state. A window to her soul is opened and she's not comfortable with our gaze therein. So she closes her eyes and covers her face with her hands, for to lock eyes with the god who holds her in his heavenly embrace would make her his slave from now until eternity.

Instead she simply utters..."oh my god, oh fuck, you're awesome!"

Yes, yes I am.

B E C K · « **Reply #380 on:** May 04, 2011, 11:53:02 PM »

Quote from: IDE on May 04, 2011, 02:10:58 AM

There is something intoxicating about the way a woman will cover her face in throws of ecstasy.

Are you sure that wasn't just some butterface whose head you brown-bagged?

IDE · « **Reply #381 on:** May 06, 2011, 03:48:13 PM »

Yes I'm sure.

B E C K · « **Reply #382 on:** May 08, 2011, 11:39:08 PM »

Are you suuuuuuuuuuure? Really, really, sure?

IDE · « **Reply #383 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:00:03 AM »

Yep, we did it with the lights on and it was clearly her forearm and not a paper bag or any other form of grocery carrying device.

I think its cute.

But I can't tell her it's cute or she'll start doing it more often and it won't be genuine. Funny how that works, you can praise people for all sorts of things but not women for their mannerisms in bed. I mean if it was something she could that technically felt better I'd be all for saying "Arch your back like this..." etc. But those little ephemeral things they do or how loud they are can't be commented on for fear of artifice thereafter.

IDE · « **Reply #384 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:01:17 AM »

something that she could "do"

I've been leaving small words out of what I'm typing these past few years. I wonder if that means anything.

IDE · « **Reply #385 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 08:01:51 PM »

A WILD 18 YEAR OLD APPEARS!

So now I'm negotiating with a 19 yr old and an 18 yr old!

IT'S LIKE THE GOLDEN AGE IS AGAIN VISITED UPON US!

She's this mousy film school chick. They can't get enough of me over there. I mean come on, it's a guy that looks like me whose spouting Gurren Laggan and Wild Thornberry quotes. I'm a nerd girl's wet dream.

At one point one of them asked "OMG I love you! How can so much win be contained in one person?"

B E C K · « **Reply #386 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 11:44:25 PM »

Quote from: IDE on May 10, 2011, 12:00:03 AM

But those little ephemeral things they do or how loud they are can't be commented on for fear of artifice thereafter.

You mean they actually bother to remember? $:-\$

IDE · « **Reply #387 on:** Oct 04, 2011, 02:56:08 AM »

No I mean that's what they do and if I tell them that I like that thing they're doing they'll do it more but it won't be real because they're doing it just to please me...

Like let's say I was to slam my massive meaty man sausage into your tiny velvet pig's purse and you did something weird like fart a little bit every ti...

or wait are you talking about do they bother to remember that I commented?

Rama · « **Reply #388 on:** Oct 04, 2011, 01:10:33 PM »

Man, you'd give Shakespeare a run for his money with such elegant prose.

B E C K · « **Reply #389 on:** Oct 04, 2011, 04:49:25 PM »

My brain just refused to compute his post. It's the oddest fuckin' thing.