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Faye Valentine · « **Reply #300 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 04:56:41 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 20, 2010, 10:38:15 PM

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits

You had the choice of a lifetime and managed to get that lame name? NOOOOOOO

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #301 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 12:59:12 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 01:08:26 AM

Dude, that's a paper bag? And here I thought you got carried away shooping the squirrel dong.

So much for modesty. Here's the larger version.

B E C K · « **Reply #302 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 01:51:43 PM »

Well... sack lunches will never be the same for me again, that's for sure.

Rama · « **Reply #303 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 02:36:35 PM »

I just always though squirrel balls where square and made of low paper stock.

Fiero · « **Reply #304 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 05:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 21, 2010, 04:56:41 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Oct 20, 2010, 10:38:15 PM
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits
You had the choice of a lifetime and managed to get that lame name? NOOOOOOO

You don't like hard shelled fruits? Pineapples are fucking tasty, friend.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #305 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 08:09:43 PM »

They are but not when they are not mature enough. So THERE.

Fiero · « **Reply #306 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 09:03:35 PM »

Same thing is true of humans, I hear.

B E C K · « **Reply #307 on:** Oct 21, 2010, 10:28:18 PM »

She's just annoyed because fruit costs an arm and a leg in Nihon.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #308 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 02:33:36 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 01:51:43 PM

Well... sack lunches will never be the same for me again, that's for sure.

Come on, you know you're down for at least one noon-time teabagging.

Quote from: Rama on Oct 21, 2010, 02:36:35 PM

I just always though squirrel balls where square and made of low paper stock.

Surely you saw enough of them back in the day.

Rama · « **Reply #309 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 02:47:28 AM »

Listen...whatever I did back in the day is behind me now. Stop calling.

B E C K · « **Reply #310 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 02:57:26 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 22, 2010, 02:33:36 AM

Come on, you know you're down for at least one noon-time teabagging.

*shiver*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #311 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 08:22:12 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 10:28:18 PM

She's just annoyed because fruit costs an arm and a leg in Nihon.

Not really. But they do have expensive ones. Like you can find a melon for 5 bucks and then another melon for 50 bucks.
The things that are expensive are some vegetables. ONE lime costs more than 3 dollars. ONE. One stick of celery (not even a bunch, only one, as in ONE) is like 3.50. fuck it.

B E C K · « **Reply #312 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 12:07:05 PM »

Wow, fuck a celery. Well, at least now we know why half the stuff there's made out of seaweed.

Fiero · « **Reply #313 on:** Oct 22, 2010, 01:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 22, 2010, 08:22:12 AM

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 21, 2010, 10:28:18 PM
She's just annoyed because fruit costs an arm and a leg in Nihon.
Not really. But they do have expensive ones. Like you can find a melon for 5 bucks and then another melon for 50 bucks.
The things that are expensive are some vegetables. ONE lime costs more than 3 dollars. ONE. One stick of celery (not even a bunch, only one, as in ONE) is like 3.50. fuck it.

But I like lime on all kinds of shit? Fucking fuck do they sell lime juice at least?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #314 on:** Oct 25, 2010, 07:56:58 PM »

Dude I know, I love ceviche, limeade etc. They sell the one in the bottle, but its bullshit.

The D · « **Reply #315 on:** Dec 30, 2010, 07:07:49 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 13, 2010, 05:45:33 AM

Wow...well if you like her that much, this is for your viewing pleasure:

She starts dancing around 4:00

I just got around to reading this thread after a while, and I was about to just let this thread die like it should, until I read the comments for that video. I love how many people call the mostly naked asian chick "fat".

Manly? Maybe.
Whoreish? Maybe.
Fat? Um no.

Apparently these are all weaboo fags who have never gotten laid in their lives and think the only non-fat girls in the universe are under 100 pounds. I would certainly date a woman in her weight range and even higher. Nothing wrong with a girl with a little meat on her body.

I swear. The only people who complain about a woman with average body type as being "fat" are the ones who will either die virgins or hook up with some 400 pound land whale. And this coming from someone who lost his virginity to a big-boned, somewhat overweight woman.

gwynn · « **Reply #316 on:** Jan 01, 2011, 12:33:38 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 22, 2010, 12:07:05 PM

Wow, fuck a celery.

Have you seen MacGruber? I'll never look at celery the same way.

Fiero · « **Reply #317 on:** Jan 01, 2011, 07:56:56 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Jan 01, 2011, 12:33:38 PM

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 22, 2010, 12:07:05 PM
Wow, fuck a celery.
Have you seen MacGruber? I'll never look at celery the same way.

ROFL

IDE · « **Reply #318 on:** Mar 02, 2011, 05:58:03 PM »

This thread, like he who made it, shall live on through eternity, bedding 18 yr old threads until the end of INTERNET.

Fiero · « **Reply #319 on:** Mar 02, 2011, 07:47:56 PM »

Got stick a celery up your ass.

B E C K · « **Reply #320 on:** Mar 02, 2011, 11:21:19 PM »

Shh! I'm hoping he won't notice.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #321 on:** Mar 02, 2011, 11:41:47 PM »

He will once the buffalo sauce runs in...

Better soothe it with some Ranch.

Rama · « **Reply #322 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 01:24:05 AM »

What evil magic was invoked to raise this thread from the dead?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #323 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 01:57:35 AM »

IDE bumped it, from what I understand.

Rama · « **Reply #324 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 11:45:50 AM »

I should have known.

Now I think I should go have myself checked out for STDs after reading this thread.

B E C K · « **Reply #325 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 12:42:02 PM »

Too late. We all have AIDS. ALL of us. Even Bitey.

Rama · « **Reply #326 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 12:56:04 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #327 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 12:59:55 PM »

Yes, I'm sad about Bitey, too.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #328 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 01:21:23 PM »

What about Bad Ass Pac Man? Didn't he already have AIDs? What does that give him now Ultra Mega AIDs? Or does he now have so much AIDs that it cancel itself out and give him a Magic Johnson teir of super AIDs that gives him mad B-ball skillz?

Rama · « **Reply #329 on:** Mar 03, 2011, 03:36:33 PM »

Doesn't matter...BAPM will die alone.