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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #270 on: Oct 13, 2010, 05:41:36 AM »
Gimme that filet of fish. Gimme that fish.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #271 on: Oct 13, 2010, 05:45:33 AM »
Wow...well if you like her that much, this is for your viewing pleasure:

She starts dancing around 4:00

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #272 on: Oct 13, 2010, 06:48:19 AM »
All of those hairless azns are making me flustered.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #273 on: Oct 13, 2010, 04:51:09 PM »
Why is she dressed that way?
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #275 on: Oct 13, 2010, 08:22:27 PM »
She does not have the tits for it.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #276 on: Oct 13, 2010, 09:02:00 PM »
She does not have ANYTHING for it

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #277 on: Oct 13, 2010, 09:48:03 PM »
That's kinda what I expected Lola to look like from the "Kinks" song.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #278 on: Oct 14, 2010, 12:21:38 AM »
Oh you had Wendy's. I remember that.

Impossible since I've been boycotting Wendy's for about a year now.  That's right, I refuse to forgive the Peltz family about the Last Airbender and if that means taking it out on their nuggets and frosties, so be it!

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #279 on: Oct 14, 2010, 12:27:23 AM »
She does not have ANYTHING for it

You know what annoys me most?  She actually thought she could get away with tall black socks instead of getting the footwear right.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #280 on: Oct 14, 2010, 05:04:56 AM »
right! and she probably didn't shave either

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #281 on: Oct 15, 2010, 01:27:32 PM »
She probably did but neglected the ass-hair.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #282 on: Oct 15, 2010, 06:26:19 PM »
You can't neglect the ass hair.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #283 on: Oct 19, 2010, 05:27:24 AM »
Ya know in the midst of all your unwarranted animosity I nearly forgot what drove you all mad to begin with! So without further ado I present this evening's exploits!


I just slammed out a 23 yr old after a long drawn out game of seduction that nearly ended with me not getting laid.  I had her naked at one point and then she was like "AMG! This is only our 2nd date!"  So all the clothes that I worked so hard to get off got put back on and I put my pants back on and we went back to watching the expendables.  Then I used my "night parade of a 100 demons neck kiss jutsu" on her while working my hand into her pants.  After some digit prestidigitation she was undoing her own belt and it was gg.

She exploded 3 times in less than 15 minutes and when it was over lay shaking like a wet kitten beside me.  I haven't held a wet kitten in awhile but I remember their shivering to be legendary, but I digress...actually I do believe this story is over.

~fin~

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #284 on: Oct 19, 2010, 04:03:46 PM »
Tempted to click X Remove.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #285 on: Oct 19, 2010, 06:34:50 PM »
Just skip the posts, like I do. Or I can remove it if you want. Although I think Nuri is a fan so she might get pissed -_-

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #286 on: Oct 19, 2010, 08:27:29 PM »
No, I won't abuse my privileges just because he is a bastard.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #287 on: Oct 19, 2010, 10:55:45 PM »
Well, sure, seeing as you two are recognized as the arbiters of taste and gentility around here
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #288 on: Oct 20, 2010, 02:01:42 AM »
Hey, your nuts are showing so shut up your face.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #289 on: Oct 20, 2010, 07:54:08 AM »
Well, sure, seeing as you two are recognized as the arbiters of taste and gentility around here

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #290 on: Oct 20, 2010, 01:10:22 PM »
I don't think that image quite works with our endowed rodent friend here.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #291 on: Oct 20, 2010, 04:12:10 PM »
Hey, your nuts are showing so shut up your face.

LOL, win.

I'm not a fan of his sexploits either but I just try to save any Board Nazi-ism for special occassions.  It's just text and you can skip it.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #292 on: Oct 20, 2010, 08:48:20 PM »
Can you at least change the title of the board to something elseeeee?

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #293 on: Oct 20, 2010, 10:08:59 PM »
Like what?  Suggest things.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #294 on: Oct 20, 2010, 10:38:15 PM »
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #295 on: Oct 20, 2010, 10:55:45 PM »
Hey, your nuts are showing so shut up your face.

Hey, Captain Obvious, they're not showing...note the brown paper bag.

I don't think that image quite works with our endowed rodent friend here.

Bingo. I think we're screaming headlong into our 11th year of this come November.

I'm not a fan of his sexploits either but I just try to save any Board Nazi-ism for special occassions.  It's just text and you can skip it.

Real or fake, IDE's posts are hilarious.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #296 on: Oct 20, 2010, 11:22:13 PM »
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits

I like it.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #297 on: Oct 21, 2010, 12:10:21 AM »
Ohhh...I missed suggesting "Rama's Radical Fun Time Hour" again. Damn it.

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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #298 on: Oct 21, 2010, 01:04:09 AM »

Hey, Captain Obvious, they're not showing...note the brown paper bag.


First of all, Captain Obvious is not here right now.

Second, I thought those were your nuts and I was going to suggest you see a veterinarian.
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Re: Single Again...
« Reply #299 on: Oct 21, 2010, 01:08:26 AM »
Dude, that's a paper bag?  And here I thought you got carried away shooping the squirrel dong.