Ya know in the midst of all your unwarranted animosity I nearly forgot what drove you all mad to begin with! So without further ado I present this evening's exploits!
I just slammed out a 23 yr old after a long drawn out game of seduction that nearly ended with me not getting laid. I had her naked at one point and then she was like "AMG! This is only our 2nd date!" So all the clothes that I worked so hard to get off got put back on and I put my pants back on and we went back to watching the expendables. Then I used my "night parade of a 100 demons neck kiss jutsu" on her while working my hand into her pants. After some digit prestidigitation she was undoing her own belt and it was gg.
She exploded 3 times in less than 15 minutes and when it was over lay shaking like a wet kitten beside me. I haven't held a wet kitten in awhile but I remember their shivering to be legendary, but I digress...actually I do believe this story is over.
~fin~